John Denvers Drinking Hits

[G]ALMOST SAW HEAVEN [Em]CUZ I DRANK HEFINREFFER [D]DROVE OFF THE MOUNTAIN,
([C]            [G])      [G]               [Em]
LANDED IN THE RIVER.  NEVER GOT SOBER DRANK AS MUCH AS I PLEASED,
[D]                               ([C]               [G])
CHUGGIN ON CHAMPAGNE FOUNTAINS, CRASHIN INTO THE TREES.

COUNTRY [G]ROADS, CANT FIND MY [D]HOME CUZ IM [Em]SHIT FACED, [C]AND ALL ALONE,
CANT REM[G]EMBER, HOW I GOT [D]HERE, WRAPPED [C]AROUND, THIS TELEPHONE [G]POLE.

[G]Police car   [C]on the s[G]houlder   [C]makes me sw[G]eaty.   [C]        [G]             [C]

[G]Flashlight [C]  in my [G]eyes [C]can make me [Am7]blind.    [D7]

[G]Handcuffs [C]  tied be[G]hind m[C]e   feels s[G]o kinky  [C]        [G]             [C]
[G]Officer [C]  take th[G]at nights[C]tick   fro[G]m my behind[C]     [G]         [C]

2) [A]Well you [A]gotta be careful because you never real[D]ly know
1) When they stick you in a cell you sleep in a    rack

1) When th[A]e cops pull you over the baloon [G]you gotta     [E7]blow
2) look out for the guys who will jack you up the       crack

1) Your goin [A]to jail  you blow a two point            [D]o
2) Bend down for the suit you'd better watch your     back

1)     No pla[A]ce for a     [E7]country boy [A]
2)     No place for a     country boy

                [A]                          [E7]

Well I  got real nervous, Started shakin just a liddle.
        Theres a [A]big horny guy who says [E7]he wants a diddle;
                    A   This verse say slow D
        Theres bars theres walls and my ass is in the middle.
        Hey [A]look its a [E7]Country Bo[A]y

Here you go its not as hard as it seems

kyle