The Valley Of Malls

[Em]The King of Araby is coming home today
[Em]It's bumper touching bumper on the motorway
The [G]sun is in the [A]sky just [C]now
But the [B]road is [Em]grey
[Em]They drive in Winnebagos from the Everglades
[Em]Pulled over by the troopers in the mirror shades
The [G]Caravan is [A]sorry
[C]The driver has a [Am]twenty [B]and change
And we're [D]leaving all the road for dead
We're getting [Am]tired of the twists and turns
You gotta [D]go when human nature calls
We're [C]driving, we're [B]driving
Through the [Em]valley of malls

[Em]And God forgive the passengers if we should fail
[Em]To find a penny fountain of a half-off sale
I [G]need a [A]merchant
[C]I've just started [B]searching for a [Em]Holy Grail
[Em]Fighting for the freedom from a common bond
[Em]To be a barracuda in the guppy pond
[G]So little [A]time for [C]so many [Am]things to [B]try on

Instrumental verse same chords

And we're [D]leaving all the road for dead
We're getting [Am]tired of the twists and turns
You gotta [D]go when human nature calls
We're [C]driving, we're [B]driving
Through the [Em]valley of malls
Through the [Em]valley of malls ......

Em riff is an alternating 022000 020000 (em/em7)
D riff is an altenating 200232 200230   (d/dsus2)
Am riff is an alternating 002210 002010 (am/am7)
(You'll hear the rhythm as you play it)

This lead riff is played repeatedly between verses and at the intro and fadeout

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D---------------0--2--4--0-----0-----0----------
A--2-2-2-2-2-4--------------4-----4-----2-------
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