All Fountains Of Wayne Tabs

{capo: 2}
{tuning: Standard (EADGBE)}
[E]  [B]  [C#m]  [A]

[E]The clock's running [B]down, the team's losing [C#m]ground, to the [A]opposing defense
The young quarterback waits for the snap when suddenly it all starts to make sense

[E]He's got all kinds of [B]time, he's got all kinds of [D]time, all kinds of [A]time
He's got all kinds of time, all kinds of time

He takes a step back, he's under attack, but he knows that no one can touch him now
He seems so at ease, a strange inner peace is all that he's feeling somehow

He's got all kinds of time, he's got all kinds of time, all kinds of time
He's got all kinds of time, all kinds of time

He [Am]thinks of his mother, he thinks of his bride-to-[E]be   [B]
He [Am]thinks of his father, his two younger brothers
[B]Gathered around the widescreen TV

D--[E]6b~~~~~-[B]6b~~~~~-[D]7b~~~~~-[A]7b~~~~-
(Yes!  Easiest solo ever)

He looks to the left, he looks to the right, and there in a golden ray of light
Is his open man just as he planned, the whole world is his tonight

[E]All ki[B]nds of[D] time.[A]..

Barbara [B].

{section: Verse 1}
[D]for a small girl
[D]barbara sure has got a big crush
[D]the kind that makes you want to [G]break stuff
[G]and blame it on a man you don't [D]know

{section: Verse 2}
[D]she came down
[D]to new york city in a big bus
[D]nine hours driving and you [G]can't just stay home
[G]so it doesn't matter which way you [F#]go         [A]

{section: Chorus}
because [G]all [D]day
[A]the radio's been playing the [G]same [D]song
[A]can't shake that tune but [G]it's [D]ok
[A]maybe the world isn't so [G]small
[G]barbara [Bb]knows it doesn't matter at [D]all

Interlude         [D]

{section: Verse 3}
[D]and each day
[D]barbara wakes up in a bad way
[D]tells me quietly she has absolutely [G]nothing to say
[G]but i don't seem to mind

{section: Verse 4}
[D]she say's
[D]she won't listen to the band play
[D]she hates songs that never [G]seem to go away
[G]now neither will [F#]mine       [A]

{section: Chorus}
and now [G]all [D]day
[A]the radio's been playing the [G]same [D]song
[A]can't shake that tune but it's [G]ok[D]
[A]maybe the world isn't so [G]small
[G]barbara [Bb]knows it doesn't matter at all

{section: Interlude}
[G][D]
[G]    [F#]    [A]

{section: Chorus}
and now [G]all [D]day
[A]the radio's been playing the [G]same [D]song
[A]can't shake that tune but it's [G]ok[D]
[A]maybe the world isn't so [G]small
[G]barbara [Bb]knows it doesn't matter at all
[D]barbara k[G]nows
[G]barbara [Bb]knows it doesn't matter at all

ARTIST: Fountains of Wayne
SONG:   Bright Future in Sales
TABBER: DJSeebs

Notes: My god, that riff is catchy...
MODIFIED 9/7/03: Added solo

{sot}Main Riff
|------------------------------------------
|------------------------------------------
|------------------------------------------
|-------------5-6-7------------------------
|0--3-4-5---3-------0---3-5-5s6-5-3--------
|-------------------------------------------{eot}

{section: Verse}
{sot}|----------------------------------------------------------------
|---------------------------------7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-------7--7--7--
|-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-------7--7--7--
|-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5---3-4-5--5--5--
|-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-----------------5--------------{eot}

{sot}|----------------------------------------------------------------
|---------------------------------7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7----------------
|-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7--
|-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-7-7-7-7-7-7-7--
|-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-----------------5-5-5-5-5-5-5--{eot}

{sot}|-----------------------------------------------------------------
|-----------------------------------------------------------------
|-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-----------------7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7---------(long)--
|-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-4--4---4-///--9-
|-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-4--4---4-///--9-
|-----------------5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-----------------2--2---2-///--7-{eot}

{sot}|-----
|-----
|--7--
|--7--
|--5--
|-----{eot}

{section: Chorus}
{sot}|----------------------------------------------------------------
|----------------------------------------------------------------
|------9--9------------------------------------------------------
|-7-7--9--9---9--9----9--9-9-9-----------------------------------
|-7-7--7--7---9--9----9--9-9-9-----------------------------------
|-5-5---------7--7----7--7-7-7-----------------------------------{eot}

(note: this E here is tricky... i THINK the bass is playing the low E
while the guitarists are doing this one, so it's tough to get. IF you
want, try playing
|---
|---
|---
|-2-
|-2-
|-0-
instead, and see what you like)

{sot}|----------------------------------------------------------------
|----------------------------------------------------------------
|-----------------4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-----------------7--------------
|-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-7--------------
|-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--------------
|-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-----------------3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3----------------{eot}

{section: Bridge}
{sot}|----------------------------------------------------------------
|----------------------------------------------------------------
|-9--------------------9-----------------------------------------
|-9----------9---------9---------9---10-12-----------------------
|-7----------9---------7---------9---10-12-----------------------
|------------7-------------------7---8--10-----------------------{eot}

{section: Solo}
Oh, man... i suck at tabbing solos. Well, here's my best shot.
This IS NOT 100% accurate.
Put LOTS of auto-wah on this beast

{sot}|--------------------|----------|---------------------------------------------------{eot}
{sot}|-9s10--10^-8p5h8-5--|----------|---------------------------------------------------
|--------------------|-5h7-5-0--|-/5--0--5-7/9/7-5--12/14-(jam 14 for a while)------
|-------------------------------|---------------------------------------------------
|--------------------|----------|---------------------------------------------------
|--------------------|----------|---------------------------------------------------{eot}

{sot}|-----------------/12|--------17|---------------------------------------------------{eot}
{sot}|-9s10--14p10h14-----|-14p12----|-13p10-13p10-13p10----10---------------------------
|--------------------|----------|-------------------12------------------------------
|--------------------|----------|---------------------------------------------------
|--------------------|----------|---------------------------------------------------
|--------------------|----------|---------------------------------------------------{eot}
 Someone PLEASE fix this

{sot}End on
|-----
|------
|--7---
|--7---
|--5---{eot}

Lyrics (as best as I can tell)

Sleepin' on a planner at the port authority,
waitin' for my bus to come,
Seven scotch and sodas at the office party
Now I don't remember where I'm from

I think I had a black wallet
In my back pocket
With a bus ticket
And a picture of my baby inside
And if I make it home alive

I'm gonna get my *** together
Cause I can't live like this forever,
You know I've come too far and I don't wanna flip
I gotta new computer and a bright future in sales
yeah yeah
(Yeah yeah), bright future in sales
yeah yeah
(Yeah yeah)
Yeah yeah

Headin' for the airport on a misty morning
Gonna catch a flight to Baltimore
Try to kill an hour with a whiskey-sour
If there's time i might have just one more

I gotta do some, quick readin'
for the big meetin'
but my head is spinning
and i can't quite open my eyes
as long as I don't have to drive

I'm gonna get my *** together
Cause I can't live like this forever,
You know I've come to far and I don't wanna flip
I gotta new computer and a bright future in sales
yeah yeah
(Yeah yeah), bright future in sales
yeah yeah
(Yeah yeah), bright future in sales
yeah yeah
(Yeah yeah), bright future in sales
yeah yeah
(Yeah yeah)
yeah yeah

I had a line on a brand new account
But now i can't seem to find where i wrote that number down,
I try to focus,
I'm starin' at the screen,
Pretendin' like a know what all these little flashing lights mean

(oh yeah)

"Denise" by Fountains of Wayne From the album UTOPIA PARKWAY

Just a little guide to help you in the reading of this transcription.
The cords F+, and F#+ are played by playing power cords in the 8th and
9th positions respectively. The reason for the + sign is to distinguish
those cords from F# that is played in the 2nd position during the Bridge
and the Chorus. The song is fun to play, and for ultimate realism, turn
the treble and middle way up on your amp to produce a great fuzzy sound.

{section: Verse 1}
Bflat             [F]+              [F#]+      [F#]+

I know this girl named Denise

Bflat             [F]+              [F#]+       [F#]+

She makes me weak at the knees

Bflat             [F]+             [F#]+        [F#]+

She drives a lavender Lexus

Bflat            [F]+             [F#]+         [F#]+

She lives is Queens but her dad lives in Texas

{section: Bridge}
[F#]        [C#]             Eflat

Sha-la-la-la-la-la-la, When she holds me

[F#]        [C#]             Eflat

Sha-la-la-la-la-la-la, I can't help myself

[F#]       [C#]             Eflat

Sha-la-la-la-la-la-la, Won't you tell me?

[F]                         [F#]

Do you love me Denise? Whoa-ah!

[F]                         [F#]

Do you love me Denise?

{section: Chorus}
[C#]

Oh baby, tell me please, (do-ya, do-ya, ah-oh, do-ya do-ya )

Aflat

Ah-oh, do-ya, do-ya, Ah-oh, do-ya, do-ya

Bflat [F#]

Oh baby, tell me please, (do-ya, do-ya, ah-oh, do-ya do-ya )

Main Riff 2X:

Bflat       [F]+                      [F#]+     [F#]+

I heard she used to be married

Bflat      [F]+         [F#]+     [F#]+

She listens to Puff Daddy

Bflat      [F]+        [F#]+       [F#]+

She works at Liberty Travel

Bflat      [F]+        [F#]+       [F#]+

She gotta heart made of gravel

{section: Bridge}
[F#]             [C#]         Eflat

Sha-la-la-la-la-la-la, She controls me

[F#]             [C#]         Eflat

Sha-la-la-la-la-la-la, She can't help herself

[F#]             [C#]        Eflat

Sha-la-la-la-la-la-la, Won't you tell me?

[F]                          [F#]

Do you love me Denise? Whoa-ah!

[F]                          [F#]

Do you love me Denise?

{section: Chorus}
X2

Lead:

{sot}E --------------------------------
A---------------------------------
D----------8--6--8-------8---6---- X3
G-----8b-------------6------------
B-----8b--------------------------
E---------------------------------{eot}

{sot}E -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
A ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------9-
D -6----------6---8---6---6-----------------------------6----/8----------------------
G ------\10----------------------10---\11----8----------------------------10------10-
B -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
E -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------{eot}

{section: Chorus 2x}
Main Riff

A Fine Day For A Parade

Artist: Fountains of Wayne
Album: Utopia Parkway
Song: A Fine Day For A Parade

{section: Intro riff}
{sot} [C#]          [Bbm]        [C#]          [Bbm]
e|----------------------------------------------------|
B|----------------------------------------------------|
G|--------0-----------3----------0-----------3--------|
D|-----6-----6-----3----3-----6-----6-----3------3----|
A|--4-----------1----------4-----------1--------------|
E|----------------------------------------------------|{eot}

{section: Verse 1}
[C#]Mrs. Carver [Bbm]says she's sorry
[C#]She knows [Bbm]enough to worry
[Fm]But what does she know about crime?
[C#]Believes the [Bbm]town is sinking
[C#]The price of [Bbm]forward thinking
[Fm]You stay up all night half the time
[F#]Racking your [C#]mind
[F#]Alone at [C#]night
[F#]While all the neighbors [Fm]sleep tight

{section: Verse 2}
[C#]Years ago she [Bbm]lost her daughter
[C#]Off to a [Bbm]sacred order
[Fm]Where they get stoned and work the earth
[C#]Clears up her [Bbm]head with bourbon
[C#]Cause beer is [Bbm]so suburban
[Fm]And declasse for what it's worth

{section: Chorus}
[F#]She drinks it [Ab]down down [Bbm]down
[F#]For all of the [Ab]old old [Bbm]days
[F#]She's thinking of it now
It's [Bbm]nice to get away
But what a [C#]fine day for a pa[F#]rade  [Fm]

{section: Verse 3}
[C#]She stays up [Bbm]mending curtains
[C#]Until her [Bbm]fingers hurt, and
[Fm]You can get so bored of it all
[C#]No one can [Bbm]say for certain
[C#]She'll never [Bbm]safely know when
[Fm]An asteroid will kill us all

{section: Chorus}
x2)

[F#]She drinks it [Ab]down down [Bbm]down
[F#]For all of the [Ab]old old [Bbm]days
[F#]She's thinking of it now
It's [Bbm]nice to get away
But what a [C#]fine day for a pa[F#]rade  [Ab]       (repeat and fade)

(D/[B] means [A] [D] chord with [A] [B] as the bass-note)

{section: Verse 1}
[D]Driving on the l[D/B]awn
[Em]Sleeping on the r[A7]oof
[Gm]Drinking all the [C]alcohol[F]  [Fsus4]        [F]
[Gm]All the [C]kids from school
Will be [A]naked in the [Dm]pool
While our [Gm]parents are on[C] Fire Islan[F]d    [A]

{section: Verse 2}
same chords):

Cranking up the tunes
'Til the windows break
Feeding chocolate to the dog
Jumping on the couch
'Til the feathers all come out
While our parents are on Fire Island (Don't play the last A chord)

{section: Chorus}
[Gm]We're old enough by [C]now
   F                    Bb (then play an A bass note to get the bass line)
To take care of each other
[Gm]We don't need no [C]babysitter
F         A      Bb (then play an A bass note to get the bass line)
We don't need no father or mother
[Gm]We're old enough by [C]now
[F]Don't worry 'bout a [Bb]thing
[Gm]Don't you remember
[Gm]Last December
When you [Bb]went to Steamboat Sprin[Gm]gs?     [C]

{section: Solo}
same chords as verse)
{section: Chorus}
{section: Verse 3}
(same chords as verse 1 and 2)
Driving on the lawn
Sleeping on the roof
Drinking all the alcohol
All the kids from school
Will be naked in the pool
While our parents are on Fire Island (end with an F)

Go, Hippie

Artist : Founatins of Wayne
Album : Utopia Parkway
Song : Go, Hippie

Intro     [Gm]    [Bb]    [C]    [Eb]    (x4)

{section: Verse 1}
[Gm]Go, [Bb]hippie
[C]Skip down the [Eb]old road
[Gm]Don't even [Bb]see me, do you [Dm]at all
[Cm]Some days you get so tired of [F]hanging
[Cm]Trying to deep-fry all your [F]boredom

{section: Verse 2}
[Gm]Big [Bb]hippie
[C]This day was [Eb]so slow
[Gm]And I can [Bb]see you feel it [Dm]too
[Cm]Sometimes you wish you knew ka[F]rate
[Cm]Oh, the things that you could [Dm]do, like

{section: Chorus}
[G]Crossing in between the [C]greens
[C]Just because you [G]want to
[G]Not because you [D]ought to
Oh, [C]how can you ever ex[D]plain
[C]They can never feel your [D]pain
[D]Neither can [Cm]you          [F]

Interlude       [Gm]    [Bb]    [C]    [Eb]   (x2)

{section: Verse 3}
[Gm]Mr. [Bb]Crabtree
[C]Sits in the [Eb]window
[Gm]He sees a [Bb]lot, but he don't [Dm]know
[Cm]That was you across the [F]yard
[Cm]Throwing brownies at his [F]car

{section: Verse 4}
[Gm]Sweet [Bb]hippie
[C]Keeping your [Eb]head low
[Gm]Around the [Bb]car park you [Dm]swing low
[Cm]Some days it all falls down a[F]round you
[Cm]Some days you fall down in the [Dm]snow while

{section: Chorus}
[G]Crossing in between the [C]greens
[C]Just because you [G]want to
[G]Not because you [D]ought to
Oh, [C]how can you ever ex[D]plain
[C]They can never feel your [D]pain
[D]Neither can [Cm]you          [F]

Outro      [Gm]     [Bb]     [C]     [Eb]    (x14)

Hat And Feet

{section: Verse 1}
[E]I'm just a [A]hat and [E]feet   [A]
[E]That's all that's [A]left of [E]me
[E]A spot on the [B]sidewalk
[B]A mark on the [A]street
[A]I'm just a [E]hat [A]and [E]feet
[A]I'm just a [E]hat [A]and [E]feet  [B]

{section: Verse 2}
[E]You dropped a [A]bomb on [E]me    [A]
[E]I didn't [A]even [E]see
[E]Like a falling [B]piano
[B]From out of the [A]window
[A]Now I'm just a [E]hat [A]and [E]feet
[A]I'm just a [E]hat [A]and [E]feet

{section: Bridge}
[C]I'm just a sitting duck
[C]That ran out of luck
[A]I'm the unhappy guy
[A]That didn't look up high
[C]I started running when I saw it coming
[C]It got [A]faster and louder til I took a powder

{section: Verse 3}
[E]Now I'm just a [A]hat and [E]feet   [A]
[E]That's what's [A]become of [E]me
[E]Flat on the [B]sidewalk
[B]Stuck in the [A]street
[A]I'm just a [E]hat [A]and [E]feet
[A]I'm just a [E]hat [A]and [E]feet

{section: Bridge}
[C]I'm just a sitting duck
[C]That ran out of luck
[A]I'm the unhappy guy
[A]That didn't look up high
[C]I started running when I saw it coming
[C]It got [A]faster and louder til I took a powder

{section: Verse 4}
[E]I'm just a [A]hat and [E]feet   [A]
[E]That's all that's [A]left of [E]me
[E]A spot on the [B]sidewalk
[B]A mark on the [A]street
[A]I'm just a [E]hat [A]and [E]feet
[A]I'm just a [E]hat [A]and [E]feet

[G] [C] [G] [D] [G] [C] [G] [D]

[G]Working all [C]day for a [G]mean little [D]man

With a [G]clip-on [C]tie and a [G]rub-on [D]tan

He's got me [Em]running 'round the [C]office like a [D]dog around a [G]track

But [Em]when I get back [C]home, you're always [D]there to rub my [G]back

{section: Chorus}
[G]Hey [C]Julie,

[D]Look what they're [C]doing to me

[Em]Trying to trip me [C]up

Trying to [D]wear me [G]down

[G]Julie, I [C]swear, it's [D]so hard to [C]bear it

And I'd [Em]never make it [C]through with[D]out you [G]around

No I'd n[Em]ever make it t[C]hrough witho[D]ut you a[G]round

[G]Hours on the [C]phone making [G]pointless [D]calls

I got a [G]desk full of [C]papers that means [G]nothing at [D]all

Some[Em]times I catch my[C]self [D]staring into [G]space

[Em]Counting down the [C]hours 'til I [E]get to see [G]your face

[G]Hey [C]Julie,

[D]Look what they're [C]doing to me

[Em]Trying to trip me [C]up

Trying to [D]wear me [G]down

[G]Julie, I [C]swear, it's so [D]hard to [C]bear it

And I'd [Em]never make it [C]through with [D]out you a[G]round

No, I'd [Em]never make it [C]through with [D]out you a[G]round

{section: Bridge}
[Em]How did it come to [Bm]be

That you and I must [C]be

Far away from each [D]other every day?

[Em]Why must I spend my [Bm]time

Filling up my [C]mind

With facts and figures that [D]never add up anyway?

They [C]never add up anyway

[G]Working all [C]day for a [G]mean little [D]guy

With a [G]bad tou[C]pee and a [G]soup-stained [D]tie

He's got me [Em]running 'round the [C]office

Like a [D]gerbil on a [G]wheel

He can [Em]tell me what to [C]do

But he can't [D]tell me what to [G]feel

[G]Hey [C]Julie,

[D]Look what they're [C]doing to me

[Em]Trying to trip me [C]up

Trying to [D]wear me [G]down

[G]Julie, I [C]swear, it's [D]so hard to [C]bear it

And I'd [Em]never make it [C]through with[D]out you [G]around

No I'd n[Em]ever make it t[C]hrough witho[D]ut you a[G]round

No I'd n[Em]ever make it t[C]hrough witho[D]ut you a[G]round

While I d[G]own Kentucky bourbon
I am [C]waiting for a call
And the [D]moon and stars tonight
Are playing [G]shadows on the wall

With the [G]moon the way it is, dear
Would you [C]answer out of spite
Or [D]are you feeling lonely to[G]night

Cause [G]I remember last time
We were [C]out under the stars
Driving [D]crooked down the highway
Drinking [G]beer in roadside bars

And [G]now and then I wonder
Why this [C]painful memory
Can [D]never find its way to you from [G]me

{section: Chorus}
[G]And I can't dial the phone just now
Even [C]though I know your number
Can't [D]bring my broken heart to be [G]untrue
[G]Like you did today
You'll say [C]goodbye the same old way
[D]Ever since you hung up on me
I'm hung up on [G]you

Well the house I'm ringing up from
Is a half a mile from you
But with the reception I'm getting
Might as well be Timbuktu

And behind the door of your home
Is a strange and foreign land
Where you speak a language I don't understand

{section: Chorus}
Now I'm going down to Jimmy's bar
Like a thousand other times
With an appetite for poison
And a suitcase full of dimes

And I'll wait there by the payphone
With one hundred other guys
With those sorry hung-up teardrops in our eyes

{section: Chorus}
I want an alien for Christmas is not available at this time.

Date: Sun, 29 Mar 1998 00:43:54 +0000
From: Tim Ford
Subject: CRD: f/fountains_of_wayne/kid_gloves.crd

Kid Gloves by Fountains of Wayne (Collingwood/Schlesinger)

Intro [D]  [Em7](1)  [D]  [G/B] X2

[D]She's wearing [Em7]kid gloves   [D]          [G/B]
Will [D]handle me [Em7]carefully   [D]          [G/B]
Cause [G]I've got a history, [A7]cracked up and fragile
    [Bm]       [A]      *[G] to [G/f#]     [Em7](2)
And bound to break easy

(* don't play the full bar, hit the F# note of the G/F# chord,
on the E string, on the last beat and go straight to Em7)

[D]And if [Em7]she could talk [D]to me  [G/B]
What [D]good would it [Em7]do me     [D]            [G/B]
It's no [G]secret where I've been and [A7]I have worn so thin
And [Bm]she can see [Cadd9]through me     [D]

{section: Chorus 1}
[G]  [G/f#] [Em]        [A]
I don't believe a word of it
[G]          [G/f#]          [Em]            [A]
Can't come around to her now that I've heard of it
[Cadd9]Now that her soft touch is [D]gone
[Am]She's got her kid gloves on        (riff 2)
(riff 2 repeats from the end of the first chorus more or less
to the end of the song but its down in the mix and hard to tell)

[D]  [Em7](1)  [D]  [G/B] X2

[D]Here is what [Em7]I've found   [D]          [G/B]
New [D]York just [Em7]gets me down[D]       [G/B]
When the [G]going got tough, [A7]I got a bus ticket
[Bm]         [A]        [G] to [G/f#]     [Em7](2)
Back to my home town

And [D]all the way [Em7]I dreamed  [D]        [G/B]
[D]Flesh wrapped in [Em7]velveteen [D]       [G/B]
And the [G]road wrapped around me, the [A7]long lonely highway
Gulped [Bm]down by a [Cadd9]Greyhound      [D]

(Chorus 1)

(Solo over chords for verse, use Emaj scale)

{section: Chorus 2}
[G]  [G/f#]  [Em]       [A]
I don't believe a word of it
[G]          [G/f#]          [Em]            [A]
Can't come around to her now that I've heard of it
[G]          [G/f#]              [Em]       [A]
Won't come around cause I'll only get hurt and it
[Cadd9]Now that her soft touch is [D]gone
[Cadd9]How could she ever go [D]on
[Am]Without her kid gloves [D]on

Repeat [D]  [Em7](1)  [D]  [G/B] X6 and end on [D]

{sot}                   1231231231231   [Em7] (1)   [Em7](2)   [D5]
|e----------|--0--0--0---------|---3---------3--------4-|
|B----------|---3--3--3230-----|---3---------3--------2-|
|G----------|-------------2----|---0---------0--------1-|
|D----------|------------------|---2---------2--------0-|
|A--3-2-0---|------------------|---x---------2--------0-|
|E----------|------------------|---x---------0--------x-|{eot}
 riff 1        riff 2              chords...

LEAVE THE BIKER  -  Fountains of Wayne

[G]Seems the further from [C]town I go
The [D]more I [C]hate this [G]place
[G]He's got leather and [C]big tattoos
[D]Scars all over his [Em]face
And I [C]wonder if he ever has cried
Cause he [Cm]couldn't get a date for the prom

{section: Chorus_1}
[G]He's got his [Em]arm around [C]every man's [G]dream
And [G]crumbs in his [Em]beard from the [C]seafood [D]special
Oh [G]can't you see my [G7]world is [C]falling a[Cm]part
Baby [G]please leave the [D]biker
leave the [C]biker break his [G]heart
Baby [G]please leave the [D]biker
leave the [C]biker break his [G]heart

[G]Now his friend leans [C]over and says
[D]Looks like we [C]got us a [G]fag
I [G]wonder if that guy's [C]read one word
That [D]wasn't in a porno [Em]mag
And I [C]wonder if he ever has cried
Cause his [Cm]kitten got run over and died

Repeat Chorus_1

[A]  [D]  [E] [D] [A]
[A]  [D]  [E] [E] [F#m] [F#m]

And I [D]wonder if he ever has cried
Cause he [Dm]couldn't get a date for the prom

{section: Chorus_2}
[A]He's got his [F#m]arm around [D]every man's [A]dream
And [A]crumbs in his [F#m]beard from the [D]seafood [E]special
Oh [A]can't you see my [A7]world is [D]falling a[Dm]part
Baby [A]please leave the [E]biker
leave the [D]biker break his [A]heart
Baby [A]please leave the [E]biker
leave the [D]biker break his [A]heart
Baby [A]please leave the [E]biker
leave the [D]biker break his [C]heart    [D]             [A]

[G]    [C]

[G]Sitting in traffic on the [C]Tappan [G]Zee / fifty million people out in front of me
[C]Trying to cross the water but it just might be a [G]while   [C]      [G]
Rain's coming down I can't see a thing / radio's broken so I'm whistling
[C]New York to Nyack [G]feels like a hundred [D]miles

It's not [Em]right, it's not [G]fair / I'm still a mess and you still don't care
I go to work, I come back home
But you're still [Em]gone, and I'm still [D]alone
And the [C]little red light's not blinking / no, no the little red light's not blinking
No, no the [G]little red light's not blinking
On my [C]big [C]black [C]plas[C]tic [C]Japanese [C]cordless [G]phone, [C]oh [G]no, [C]oh [G]no   [C]     [G]          [C]            [G]

Stuck in a meeting on Monday night / trying to get the numbers to come out right
I'm getting tired, I think I just might need a drink
And as I'm reaching in the bottom drawer / I'm dreaming 'bout the way it was before
Life was so easy I never really had to think

It's not right, it's not fair / I'm still a mess and you still don't care
I go to sleep, when I wake up
The pain sets in and it never stops
And the little red light's not blinking / no, no the little red light's not blinking
No, no the little red light's not blinking
On the desktop mailbox of my big black laptop, oh no

(Solo over verse chords)

It's not right, it's not fair / I'm still a mess and you still don't care
I go to work, I come back home
But you're still gone and I'm still alone
And the little red light's not blinking / no, no the little red light's not blinking
No, no the little red light's not blinking
On my big black Radio Shack digital portable phone, oh no

He was [F#]killed by a cellular [C#]phone explosion
They [Ebm]scattered his ashes a[B]cross the ocean
The water was used to make baby lotion
The wheels of promotion were set into motion

But the [F#]sun still [C#]shines in the [B]summer time
I'll be yours if you'll be mine
I tried to change, but I changed my mind
Think I'll [Ebm]have another [C#]glass of [B]Mexican [F#]wine

{sot}E---6-6-6--4-2--4-6-4-6--
B---7-7-7--6-4--6-7-6-7--{eot}

E-[F#]---6h7-- (x3)

[F#]She lived alone in a [C#]small a[C#]par[D]tment
[Ebm]Across the [Ebm]stre[C#]et from the [B]health de[Bm]partment
She left her pills in the glove compartment
That was the afternoon her heart went

And the sun still shines in the summer time
I'll be yours if you'll be mine
I tried to change, but I changed my mind
Think I'll have another glass of Mexican wine
Think I'll have another glass of Mexican wine

{sot}   [Ab]             [Eb]           [B]             [C#]
E---------4--------------------------2------------------
B-------------------------------------------------------   (x2)
G--5h6-8----5-5-3-5-5h6-5-3----3h4-6---3-3-1-3-3h4-3-1--{eot}

[Ab]I used to fly for [Eb]United [Eb]Air[E]lines
[Fm]Then I got [Fm]fir[Eb]ed for [C#]reading [C#m]High Times
My license expired in almost no time
Now I'm retired and I think that's fine

Because the [Ab]sun still [Eb]shines in the [C#]summertime
I'll be yours if you'll be mine
I tried to change, but I changed my mind
Think I'll [Fm]have another [Eb]glass of [C#]Mexican [C#m]wine

Because the sun still shines in the summertime
I'll be yours if you'll be mine
I tried to change, but I changed my mind
Think I'll [Fm]have another [Eb]glass of [C#]Mexican [Ab]wine
Think I'll have another glass of Mexican wine
Won't you have another glass of Mexican wine

[C#] [Ab] [C#] [Ab]  [Ab]

[G]       hC   (x2)

{section: Riff}
{sot}G            hC
      E------7---5--------8-
      B--------8---8-5--8--- (x6)
      G---------------------
      D--5------------------{eot}

           [G]                       hC      [G]                   hC          [G]  hC   [G]  hC
Is that supposed to be your poker face, or was someone run over by a train
And you were minding your own business, but you're begging for forgiveness just the same
And it's [C]running back and forth inside your mind
Just how that town de[Em]fined you, dressed you up, [Am]painted your face
And [G]now you're leaving New York, [Dm]   [C]for no better [G]place

You're awake and trying not to be, wrapped around your pillow like a prawn
And the nighttime's wrapped around you, will be until it drops you on the dawn
From the C train to the shiny tower, kicked around
Till happy hour found you, where you can drink that smirk right off your face
And now you're leaving New York, for no better place

And [D]here is your reflection in a [C]building uptown
A [Em]ghost inside some Madison [D]Avenue display
Like [C]water under bridges, you're slowly passing by
As you [Am]sail between the rooftops and the [D]sky

[C]     [Em]      [G]       [Dm]    [C]    [G]      [Dm]    [C]    [G]

And the bourbon sits inside me, right now I'm a puppet in its sway
And it may be the whiskey talking, but the whiskey says I miss you every day
So I taxi to an all-night party, park me in the corner in an old chair
Sip my drink and stare out into space
And now you're leaving New York, for no better place
And now you're leaving New York, for no better place

{section: Riff}
repeat and fade)

G hC means:

{sot}E--3----3--
B--3----3--
G--0----0--
D--0---h2--
A--2---h3--
E--3-------{eot}

Prom Theme      Chris Collingwood and Adam Schelsinger
Fountains of Wayne from "Utopia Parkway"

[B]Here we are at last. The [Abm7]moment soon will pass
We'll [C#m7]go our separate ways. We'll [Em]vanish in the haze
[B]We'll never be the same. We'll for[Abm7]get each other's names.
We'll grow [C#m7]old and lose our hair. It's [Em]all downhill from there.

[E]But tonight we'll [Em]reach for the [B]stars. We'll rent ex[Em]pensive [B]cars
And [F#]dream our [Cm7]dreams of a [F#]perfect [C#m7]night
          [F#]       [E-5]  [E]   [B]
And we'll sing our prom theme

[E-5]    [E]     [Em]      [B]

(The break is an instrumental with heavy strings that is basically a repeat of
the verse and chorus but goes off on a discordant tangent at one point, then
comes back to...)

[B]Here we are at last. We're [Abm7]running out of gas.
The [C#m7]air is getting thick. The [Em]girls are getting sick.
[B]We'll pass out on the beach, our [Abm7]keys just out of reach.
And [C#m7]soon we'll say goodbye, then we'll [Em]work until we die.

[E]But tonight we [Em]feel like we're [B]stars. We'll [Em]play our air gui[B]tars
 'cause [F#]we're eigh[C#m7]teen.  It's a [F#]perfect [C#m7]night
    [F#]      [E-5]  [E]   [B]
to sing our prom theme.
[E-5]    [E]     [Em]      [B]

END

(I'm not sure if E-5 is the right name for that chord. It's an E with a regular
fifth and a flatted fifth, first four strings only 0-2-2-3)

     Radiation Vibe
     (Chris Collingwood/Adam Schlesinger)
     Recorded by Fountains of Wayne, 1996
{section: Intro}
     A chord w/ this riff (4x):

{sot}     |----------------------------------------|
     |----------------------------------------|
     |----------------------------------------|
     |--2---4---2---h4---s6---6---4---2-------|
     |--0---0---0----0----0---0---0---0-------|
     |----------------------------------------|{eot}

     [A]Are you alone now  did you lose the monkey
     [D]He gave you backaches and now you sl[A]ouch
     [A]He didn't mean it  he's just a dumb ape
     [D]Reading Playboy  on your c[A]ouch
     [D]And now it's time to say
     [E]What I forgot to say
     [A]Baby, baby, baby, C[F#m]'mon what's wrong
     [A]It's a Radiation Vi[D]be I'm gr[E]oovin' on
     [A]Don't it make you wa[E]nna get some s[D]un
     [E6]Shine [E]on, [E6]shine [E]on, [E6]shine [E]on

     Repeat Intro w/Shaft-style wah-wah

{section: Verse ii}
     I went to Pittsburgh  and joined a pro team
     Talk about a bad dream  I broke my knee
     But I can still croon  and make the girls swoon
     Isn't that the way life's  supposed to be
     And now it's time to say  what I forgot to say

{section: Chorus ii}
     Baby, baby, baby, C'mon what's wrong
     It's a Radiation Vibe I'm groovin' on
     Don't it make you wanna get some sun
     Shine on, shine on, shine on
     [E6]Shine [E]on, [E6]shine [E]on, [E6]shine [E]ooooon

     1/2 verse with "Doo doo doo doo" vocals

     And now it's time to say  what I forgot to say

     Repeat chorus I and II, end on A (let it ring)

     Tab/Chord interpretation by Craig Carlson

Red Dragon Tattoo

{section: Verse 1}
[A]Monday gonna take a ride on
[A]The N train down Coney Island
With the [D]money I [A]saved
Gonna [D]get me [A]engraved
[A]Drink down a lot of Basil Hayden
[A]Get kicked out when I can't see straight and
What an [D]island to [A]be on
[D]Under the [A]neon

{section: Chorus}
[A]Red dragon [E]Tattoo
[E]Is just about on me
[E]I got it for [A]you
[A]So now do you want me
[A]With nothing to [E]prove
[E]Will you be my honey, oh yeah
I[A]n you i con[D]fide
Red [A]dragon tat[D]too
I'm [E]fit to be dyed
Am I [Bm]fit to have [A]you

{section: Verse 2}
[A]I hear the man say you want to see the others
[A]A mermaid and a heart that says mother
But [D]I don't know [A]from maritime
And [D]I never did [A]hard time
[A]I brought a .38 Special CD collection
[A]Some Bactine to prevent infection
And in [D]case I get [A]queasy
A [D]photo of [A]Easy Rider

{section: Chorus}
[A]Red dragon [E]Tattoo
[E]Is just about on me
[E]I got it for [A]you
[A]So now do you want me
[A]With nothing to [E]prove
[E]Will you be my honey, oh yeah
I[A]n you i con[D]fide
Red [A]dragon tat[D]too
I'm [E]fit to be dyed
Am I [Bm]fit to have [E]you

{section: Bridge}
[D]Will you stop pretending I've never been born
[F#m]Now I look a [D]little more like [F#m]that guy from Korn
[D]If you came a little bit [E]closer
[E]You'd see it isn't [A]painted on

{section: Chorus}
[A]Red dragon [E]Tattoo
[E]Is just about on me
[E]I got it for [A]you
[A]So now do you want me
[A]With nothing to [E]prove
[E]Will you be my honey, oh yeah
I[A]n you i con[D]fide
Red [A]dragon tat[D]too
I'm [E]fit to be dyed

{section: Outro}
[Bm]Am I fit to [E]have you
[A]In you i co[D]nfide
Red [A]dragon tat[D]too
I'm [E]fit to be dyed
Am I [Bm]fit to have [A]you

     She' Got a Problem
     (Chris Collingwood/Adam Schlesinger)
     Recorded by Fountains of Wayne, 1996

{section: Intro}
     [F]   [Bb]   [C]

     [F]I know a girl who should ne[Bb]ver [C]be a[F]lon[Bb]e   [C]
     [F]I know a girl who should ne[Bb]ver [C]be a[F]lon[Bb]e   [C]
     She's a d[Bb]anger to her[C]self
     And I'm w[Bb]orried about her h[C]ealth
     [C]She's Got a [Dm]Probl[Am]em
     And she's go[Bb]nna do some[C]thing d[F]umb

     I know a girl who you've got to keep an eye on
     Every time she goes outside
     She barely gets home alive
     She's Got a Problem
     And she's gonna do something dumb

     Oh ye[Dm]ah and [Am7]I can see the signs
     Oh ye[Dm]ah cause she's o[Am7]nly killing time
     Oh y[Dm]eah Oh y[Am7]eah and she'[Bb]s not lon[C]g for this[F] wo[Bb]rld [C]

     Solo over verse chords

     [C]She's Got a [Dm]Probl[Am]em
     And she's go[Bb]nna do some[C]thing d[Dm]umb [Bb]     [C]
     [C]She's Got a [F]Problem
     And she's go[Bb]nna do some[C]thing d[F]umb

     End on F

     Tab/Chord interpretation by Craig Carlson

     Sick Day
     Collingwood/Schlesinger
     Fountains of Wayne, 1996

{section: Verse i}
Start with fade into Am7 - Dsus4-D-Dsus2

     [Am7]Check out the girl in the h[Dsus4]arbor [D]tu[Dsus2]nnel
     [Am7]Crawling to work, s[Dsus4]ix fee[D]t [Dsus2]under
     And the [C]day has barely b[G]egun
     T[C]hey're all chewing g[G]um and l[D]aughing
     At the v[Am7]oice of the cracklin [Dsus4]radio [D]st[Dsus2]ation
     [Am7]Lead us not in[Dsus4]to Pen[D]n [Dsus2]Station
     And the b[C]est parts just b[G]egun
     We're a[C]ll becoming o[G]ne, a[D]gain
     [Am7]                   [Em]                       [Am7] [[C]?]
     And she's making the scene with her coffee and cream
     And the copy m[G]achines not w[D]orking
     [Am7]               [Em]                       [Am7] [[C]?]
     She's a hell of a girl, she's alone in the world
     And she likes to say `H[G]ey good l[D]ookin'
     [Am7]She's on her w[D]ay
     [Am7]She's taking a s[D]ick day
     [Bb] - [C] [?]
     Soon..

     [Am7] - [Dsus4]-[D]-[Dsus2] [2x]

{section: Verse ii}
     And here is the man pushing paper past her
     Thinks of ways to make the day go faster
     But the day goes on and on
     He dreams of his lawn and all about
     The pretty careerist the next cube over
     The fat secretary the lunch-time lover
     Till the Path train finally comes
     The platforms full of bums again

     Chorus II [same as I]

     Solo over verse chords

     Chorus III

     And she's taking her time, as she's tossing a dime
     At the man in the cardboard coffin
     It doesn't have to be fine, she's ahead of the line
     And doesn't have to be here too often
     She's making a play
                              Bb - C - G [let ring, and false end]
     She's taking a sick day soon

     Drum fill and:

     Fade out over Am7 - D

     OK, there's some mistakes/simplifications in this one, but it ought to
     get you started.

     Tab/Chord interpretation by Craig Carlson

     Sink to the Bottom
     Collingwood/Schlesinger
     Fountains of Wayne, 1996

     Verse I [solo voice and guitar]:

     [N.C.]I wan[A]na [E]sink to the b[Ab]ottom with [C#m]you   [A]
     [A]I wanna[E] sink to the [Ab]bottom with[C#m] you  [A]
     The o[E]cean is b[Ab]ig and b[C#m]lue   [A]
     [A]I just wanna[E] sink to the [Ab]bottom with[C#m] you

     Chorus [band enters]:
     [A]Cars on the h[E]ighway, p[Ab]lanes in the [C#m]air
     [A]Everyone e[E]lse is go[Ab]ing somew[C#m]here
     [A]But I'm going n[E]owhere, g[Ab]etting there [C#m]soon
     [A]I might as w[E]ell just s[Ab]ink down with [C#m]you

{section: Verse ii}
     I wanna sink to the bottom with you
     I wanna sink to the bottom with you
     The ocean is big and blue
     I just wanna sink to the bottom with you

     I just wanna...

     Solo over same chords

{section: Chorus ii}
     Out on the highway, up in the air
     Everyone else is going somewhere
     They're going nowhere, and I'll be there too
     I might as well go under with you

     Repeat Verse I (2x)

     I just wanna...repeat end on E

     Pretty simple. Amazing what can still be done with four chords and
     some imagination. They might leave out the C#m on the solo part; I
     couldn't really tell.

     Tab/Chord interpretation by Craig Carlson

Stacys Mom chords-

STACY'S MOM - Fountains of Wayne

This is how I play this great song. I hope it can help you if you need it:

[E] [A] [B] [A]

[E]Stacy's m[A]om has g[B]ot it goin' [A]on  (x4)

[E] Stacy c[A]an I come [B]over [A]after sch[E]ool[A]? [B]   [A]
[E] we can h[A]ang ar[B]ound by the p[A]ool[E]  [A]    [B]      [A]
[E] did your m[A]om get b[B]ack from the b[A]usiness tr[E]ip[A]? [B]   [A]
[E] is she th[A]ere or [B]is she trying to g[A]ive me the sl[E]ip[A]? [B]   [A]

You know I'm n[Abm]ot the little boy that I [A]used to be
I'm [Abm]all grown up now b[A]aby can't you see?

{section: Chorus}
[A]Stacy's m[E]om has g[B]ot it goin' [C#m]on
she's [A]all I w[E]ant and I've w[B]aited for so l[C#m]ong
[A]Stacy can't you s[E]ee you're just n[Ab]ot the girl for m[C#m]e
I kn[A]ow it might be wrong but [B]I'm in love with Stacy's...

  [E] Stacy's m[A]om has g[B]ot it goin' [A]on  (x2)
...mom

[E] Stacy d[A]o you rem[B]ember when I m[A]owed your l[E]aw[A]n [B]   [A]
[E] your mom came [A]out[B] with just a t[A]owel [E]on[A]  [B]    [A]
[E] I could t[A]ell she l[B]ikes me from the w[A]ay she st[E]ared [A]   [B]     [A]
[E] and the w[A]ay she said:[B] "you missed a sp[A]ot over th[E]ere"[A]  [B]    [A]

And I kn[Abm]ow that you think it's just a f[A]antasy
but s[Abm]ince your dad walked out your mom could [A]use a guy like me

{section: Chorus}
[A]Stacy's m[E]om has g[B]ot it goin' [C#m]on
she's [A]all I w[E]ant and I've w[B]aited for so l[C#m]ong
[A]Stacy can't you s[E]ee you're just n[Ab]ot the girl for m[C#m]e
I kn[A]ow it might be wrong but [B]I'm in love with Stacy's...

{section: Solo}
    ...[C]mom[G]   [D]      [Em]
       [C]  [G]  [B]  [B]
       [C]  [G]  [D]  [Em]
       [C]  [C]  [B]  [B]

[Ending]
[C]Stacy's m[G]om has g[D]ot it goin' [Em]on -she's got it goin' on-
she's [C]all I w[G]ant and I've w[D]aited for so l[Em]ong -waiting and waiting-
[C]Stacy can't you s[G]ee you're just n[B]ot the girl for m[Em]e
[C]I know it might be wrong[D]  I'm in love with
[C]Stacy's m[G]om oh-[D]oh oh-[Em]oh -I'm in love with-
[C]Stacy's m[G]om oh-[D]oh oh-[Em]oh -Wait a minute-
[C]Stacy can't you s[G]ee you're just n[B]ot the girl for m[Em]e
I kn[C]ow it might be wrong but [D]I'm in love with Stacy's m[G]om

Stacys Mom Tabs-

Fountains of Wayne - Stacy's Mom

{section: Intro}
{sot}e|----------------------------------0-|
B|-----------------|----------------0-|
G|-----------------|------------------|
D|-----------------|------------------|
A|-2-2-2-7-7-7-7-7-|---6-7--7-7-7-7---|
E|-0-0-0-5-5-5-5-5-|-7------5-5-5-5---| (play 6 times){eot}
3rd thru 6th time repeat: stacy's mom, has got it going on

{section: Verse}
{sot}e|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|---------------0-|
B|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|---------------0-|
G|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|
D|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|
A|-2-2-2-7-7-7-7-7-|---6-7-7-7-7-7-7-|-2-2-2-7-7-7-7-7-|---6-7-7-7-7-7---|
E|-0-0-0-5-5-5-5-5-|-7-----5-5-5-5-5-|-0-0-0-5-5-5-5-5-|-7-----5-5-5-5---|{eot}
  stacy can I come over after scho-o-o-o-l?              (after school)

{sot}e|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|---------------0-|
B|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|---------------0-|
G|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|
D|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|
A|-2-2-2-7-7-7-7-7-|---6-7-7-7-7-7-7-|-2-2-2-7-7-7-7-7-|---6-7-7-7-7-7---|
E|-0-0-0-5-5-5-5-5-|-7-----5-5-5-5-5-|-0-0-0-5-5-5-5-5-|-7-----5-5-5-5---|{eot}
  we can hang around by the p-p-p-po-o-o-o-ool         (hang by the pool)

{sot}e|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|---------------0-|
B|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|---------------0-|
G|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|
D|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|
A|-2-2-2-7-7-7-7-7-|---6-7-7-7-7-7-7-|-2-2-2-7-7-7-7-7-|---6-7-7-7-7-7---|
E|-0-0-0-5-5-5-5-5-|-7-----5-5-5-5-5-|-0-0-0-5-5-5-5-5-|-7-----5-5-5-5---|{eot}
{sot}  did your mom get back from her business trip?         (business trip)
e|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|
B|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|
G|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|
D|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|
A|-2-2-2-7-7-7-7-7-|---6-7-7-7-7-7-7-|-2-2-2-7-7-7-7-7-|---6-7-7-7-7-7-7-|
E|-0-0-0-5-5-5-5-5-|-7-----5-5-5-5-5-|-0-0-0-5-5-5-5-5-|-7-----5-5-5-5-5-|{eot}
  Is she there or is she trying to give me the sli-i-i-ip (give me the slip)

{section: Prechorus}
{sot}e|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|
B|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|
G|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|-------------r---|
D|-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-|-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-|-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-|-7-7-7-7-7---e---|
A|-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-|-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-|-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-|-7-7-7-7-7---s---|
E|-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-|-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-|-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-|-5-5-5-5-5---t---|{eot}
  You know I'm not the little boy     I'm all grown up now
           That I used to be                        baby can't you see?

{section: Chorus}
{sot}e|-0-0--0--0-0-0---|---------------|-0-0--0--0-0-0---|---------------|
B|-2-2--0--0-0-0-4-|-4-4-4---5--5--|-2-2--0--0-0-0-4-|-4-4-4---5--5--|
G|-2-2--1--1-1-1-4-|-4-4-4/6-6--6--|-2-2--1--1-1-1-4-|-4-4-4/6-6--6--|
D|-2-2--2--2-2-2-4-|-4-4-4---6--6--|-2-2--2--2-2-2-4-|-4-4-4---6--6--|
A|-0-0--2--2-2-2-2-|-2-2-2---4--4--|-0-0--2--2-2-2-2-|-2-2-2---4--4--|
E|------0--0-0-0---|---------------|------0--0-0-0---|---------------|{eot}

Stacy's mom has got it goin on, she's all I want and I've waited for so long

{sot}e|-0-0--0--0-0-0-0-|---------------|-----------------|---------------0-|
B|-2-2--0--0-0-0-0-|---------5--5--|-----------------|---------------0-|
G|-2-2--1--1-1-1-1-|-5-5-5---6--6--|-----------------|-----------------|
D|-2-2--2--2-2-2-2-|-4-4-4/6-6--6--|-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-|-9-9-9-9-9-9-9---|
A|-0-0--2--2-2-2-2-|-3-3-3---4--4--|-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-|-9-9-9-9-9-9-9---|
E|------0--0-0-0-0-|---------------|-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-|-7-7-7-7-7-7-7---|{eot}

  Stacy can't you see you're just   I know it might be wrong but
             not the girl for me,               I'm in love with stacy's mom

{sot}e|----------------------------------0-|-----------------|----------------0-|
B|-----------------|----------------0-|-----------------|----------------0-|
G|-----------------|------------------|-----------------|------------------|
D|-----------------|------------------|-----------------|------------------|
A|-2-2-2-7-7-7-7-7-|---6-7--7-7-7-7---|-2-2-2-7-7-7-7-7-|---6-7--7-7-7-7---|
E|-0-0-0-5-5-5-5-5-|-7------5-5-5-5---|-0-0-0-5-5-5-5-5-|-7------5-5-5-5---|{eot}
  Stacys mom has got it going on         Stacys mom has got it going on

{section: Verse 2}
(*another guitar enters)

{sot}e|-----0-------0---|-----0-------0---|-----0-------0---|-----0-------0---|
B|---0---0---2---2-|---4---4---2---2-|---0---0---2---2-|---4---4---2---2-|
G|---------2-------|-4-------2-------|---------2-------|-4-------2-------|
D|-2---------------|-----------------|-2---------------|-----------------|
A|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|
E|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|{eot}

{sot}e|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|---------------0-|
B|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|---------------0-|
G|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|
D|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|
A|-2-2-2-7-7-7-7-7-|---6-7-7-7-7-7-7-|-2-2-2-7-7-7-7-7-|---6-7-7-7-7-7---|
E|-0-0-0-5-5-5-5-5-|-7-----5-5-5-5-5-|-0-0-0-5-5-5-5-5-|-7-----5-5-5-5---|{eot}
  stacy do you remember when I mowed your lawn?         (mowed your lawn)

{sot}e|-----0-------0---|-----0-------0---|-----0-------0---|-----0-------0---|
B|---0---0---2---2-|---4---4---2---2-|---0---0---2---2-|---4---4---2---2-|
G|---------2-------|-4-------2-------|---------2-------|-4-------2-------|
D|-2---------------|-----------------|-2---------------|-----------------|
A|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|
E|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|{eot}

{sot}e|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|---------------0-|
B|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|---------------0-|
G|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|
D|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|
A|-2-2-2-7-7-7-7-7-|---6-7-7-7-7-7-7-|-2-2-2-7-7-7-7-7-|---6-7-7-7-7-7---|
E|-0-0-0-5-5-5-5-5-|-7-----5-5-5-5-5-|-0-0-0-5-5-5-5-5-|-7-----5-5-5-5---|{eot}
  Your mom came out with just a towel o-o-o-o-on        (towel on)

{sot}e|-----0-------0---|-----0-------0---|-----0-------0---|-----0-------0---|
B|---0---0---2---2-|---4---4---2---2-|---0---0---2---2-|---4---4---2---2-|
G|---------2-------|-4-------2-------|---------2-------|-4-------2-------|
D|-2---------------|-----------------|-2---------------|-----------------|
A|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|
E|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|{eot}

{sot}e|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|---------------0-|
B|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|---------------0-|
G|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|
D|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|
A|-2-2-2-7-7-7-7-7-|---6-7-7-7-7-7-7-|-2-2-2-7-7-7-7-7-|---6-7-7-7-7-7---|
E|-0-0-0-5-5-5-5-5-|-7-----5-5-5-5-5-|-0-0-0-5-5-5-5-5-|-7-----5-5-5-5---|{eot}
  I could tell she liked me from the way she stared     (way she stared)

{sot}e|-----0-------0---|-----0-------0---|-----0-------0---|-----0-------0---|
B|---0---0---2---2-|---4---4---2---2-|---0---0---2---2-|---4---4---2---2-|
G|---------2-------|-4-------2-------|---------2-------|-4-------2-------|
D|-2---------------|-----------------|-2---------------|-----------------|
A|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|
E|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|{eot}

{sot}e|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|
B|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|
G|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|
D|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|
A|-2-2-2-7-7-7-7-7-|---6-7-7-7-7-7-7-|-2-2-2-7-7-7-7-7-|---6-7-7-7-7-7-7-|
E|-0-0-0-5-5-5-5-5-|-7-----5-5-5-5-5-|-0-0-0-5-5-5-5-5-|-7-----5-5-5-5-5-|{eot}
  N the way she said Ya missed a spot over the-e-e-e-re (spot over there)

{section: Prechorus}
{sot}e|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|
B|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|
G|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|-------------r---|
D|-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-|-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-|-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-|-7-7-7-7-7---e---|
A|-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-|-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-|-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-|-7-7-7-7-7---s---|
E|-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-|-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-|-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-|-5-5-5-5-5---t---|{eot}
  And I know that you think its just   But since your dad walked out your
                      a fantasy                 mom could use a guy like me

{section: Chorus}
{sot}e|-0-0--0--0-0-0---|---------------|-0-0--0--0-0-0---|---------------|
B|-2-2--0--0-0-0-4-|-4-4-4---5--5--|-2-2--0--0-0-0-4-|-4-4-4---5--5--|
G|-2-2--1--1-1-1-4-|-4-4-4/6-6--6--|-2-2--1--1-1-1-4-|-4-4-4/6-6--6--|
D|-2-2--2--2-2-2-4-|-4-4-4---6--6--|-2-2--2--2-2-2-4-|-4-4-4---6--6--|
A|-0-0--2--2-2-2-2-|-2-2-2---4--4--|-0-0--2--2-2-2-2-|-2-2-2---4--4--|
E|------0--0-0-0---|---------------|------0--0-0-0---|---------------|{eot}

Stacy's mom has got it goin on, she's all I want and I've waited for so long

{sot}e|-0-0--0--0-0-0-0-|---------------|-----------------|---------------0-|
B|-2-2--0--0-0-0-0-|---------5--5--|-----------------|---------------0-|
G|-2-2--1--1-1-1-1-|-5-5-5---6--6--|-----------------|-----------------|
D|-2-2--2--2-2-2-2-|-4-4-4/6-6--6--|-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-|-9-9-9-9-9-9-9---|
A|-0-0--2--2-2-2-2-|-3-3-3---4--4--|-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-|-9-9-9-9-9-9-9---|
E|------0--0-0-0-0-|---------------|-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-|-7-7-7-7-7-7-7---|{eot}

  Stacy can't you see you're just   I know it might be wrong but
             not the girl for me,               I'm in love with stacy's mom

{section: Solo}
{sot}(note, the other guitar plays in the background -- 2nd line)
SOLOIST
e|----------------|----------------|------------------|------------------|
B|----------------|----------------|------------------|------------------|
G|-5h7/9-7--------|----------------|-5-7-9-7----------|------------------|
D|----------9-5-7-|-7-7-7-5-9--7-5-|----------9-5-7/9-|-9/10\9/10\9/10\9-|
A|----------------|----------------|------------------|------------------|
E|----------------|----------------|------------------|------------------|{eot}

{sot}BACKGROUND
e|-----------------|---------0-----|---------------|----------------|
B|-----------------|---------0-----|---------------|----------------|
G|-5-5-----------7-|-7-7-7/9-9-----|-5-5---------4-|-4-4-4-4-4--4-4-|
D|-5-5--5--5-5-5-7-|-7-7-7/9-9-----|-5-5--5--5-5-4-|-4-4-4-4-4--4-4-|
A|-3-3--5--5-5-5-5-|-5-5-5/7-7-----|-3-3--5--5-5-2-|-2-2-2-2-2--2-2-|
E|------3--3-3-3---|---------0-----|------3--3-3---|----------------|{eot}

{section: Soloist}
{sot}e|----------------|----------------|
B|----------------|----------------|
G|-5h7/9-7--------|----------------|
D|----------9-5-7-|-7-7-7-5-9--7-5-|
A|----------------|----------------|
E|----------------|----------------|{eot}

{sot}e|------------------------------|---------------------------|
B|-4/5\/4\5/4\5/4\5/4\5/4\5/4/8-|-8/9\8/9\8/9\8/9\8/9\8/9\8-|
G|------------------------------|---------------------------|
D|------------------------------|---------------------------|
A|------------------------------|---------------------------|
E|------------------------------|---------------------------|{eot}

{sot}BACKGROUND
e|-----------------|---------0-----|-------------|-------------|
B|-----------------|---------0-----|-------------|-------------|
G|-5-5-----------7-|-7-7-7/9-9-----|-5--5--5--5--|-4--4--4--4--|
D|-5-5--5--5-5-5-7-|-7-7-7/9-9-----|-5--5--5--5--|-4--4--4--4--|
A|-3-3--5--5-5-5-5-|-5-5-5/7-7-----|-3--3--3--3--|-2--2--2--2--|
E|------3--3-3-3---|---------0-----|-------------|-------------|{eot}

{section: Chorus}
{sot}e|-0-0--0--0-0-0---|---------------|-0-0--0--0-0-0---|---------------|
B|-2-2--0--0-0-0-4-|-4-4-4---5--5--|-2-2--0--0-0-0-4-|-4-4-4---5--5--|
G|-2-2--1--1-1-1-4-|-4-4-4/6-6--6--|-2-2--1--1-1-1-4-|-4-4-4/6-6--6--|
D|-2-2--2--2-2-2-4-|-4-4-4---6--6--|-2-2--2--2-2-2-4-|-4-4-4---6--6--|
A|-0-0--2--2-2-2-2-|-2-2-2---4--4--|-0-0--2--2-2-2-2-|-2-2-2---4--4--|
E|------0--0-0-0---|---------------|------0--0-0-0---|---------------|{eot}

Stacy's mom has got it goin on, she's all I want and I've waited for so long

{sot}e|-0-0--0--0-0-0-0-|---------------|-----------------|-----------------|
B|-2-2--0--0-0-0-0-|---------5--5--|-----------------|-----------------|
G|-2-2--1--1-1-1-1-|-5-5-5---6--6--|-----------------|-----------------|
D|-2-2--2--2-2-2-2-|-4-4-4/6-6--6--|-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-|-9-9-9-9-9-9-9---|
A|-0-0--2--2-2-2-2-|-3-3-3---4--4--|-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-|-9-9-9-9-9-9-9---|
E|------0--0-0-0-0-|---------------|-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-|-7-7-7-7-7-7-7---|{eot}

  Stacy can't you see you're just   I know it might be wrong
      not the girl for me,                      but I'm in love with

{sot}e|-0-0--0--0-0-0---|---------------|-0-0--0--0-0-0---|---------------|
B|-2-2--0--0-0-0-4-|-4-4-4---5--5--|-2-2--0--0-0-0-4-|-4-4-4---5--5--|
G|-2-2--1--1-1-1-4-|-4-4-4/6-6--6--|-2-2--1--1-1-1-4-|-4-4-4/6-6--6--|
D|-2-2--2--2-2-2-4-|-4-4-4---6--6--|-2-2--2--2-2-2-4-|-4-4-4---6--6--|
A|-0-0--2--2-2-2-2-|-2-2-2---4--4--|-0-0--2--2-2-2-2-|-2-2-2---4--4--|
E|------0--0-0-0---|---------------|------0--0-0-0---|---------------|{eot}

  Stacys mom (a-o-a-h)         I'm In love with Stacys mom (a-o-a-oh)

{sot}e|-0-0--0--0-0-0-0-|---------------|-----------------|-----------------|
B|-2-2--0--0-0-0-0-|---------5--5--|-----------------|-----------7-----|
G|-2-2--1--1-1-1-1-|-5-5-5---6--6--|-----------------|-5-5-5-5-5-7-----|
D|-2-2--2--2-2-2-2-|-4-4-4/6-6--6--|-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-|-5-5-5-5-5-5-----|
A|-0-0--2--2-2-2-2-|-3-3-3---4--4--|-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-|-3-3-3-3-3-------|
E|------0--0-0-0-0-|---------------|-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-|-----------------|{eot}

  Stacy can't you see you're just   I know it might be wrong
        not the girl for me,    but I'm in love with stacys mom

/ slide up
/ slide down
[B] hammer
* palm mute

{section: Intro}
Acoustic):
[A]                             [D]         [C#] bass note
Don't you wanna ride in my survival car

(Distorted):
[Bm]We can take the long way [D]home
[A]Through Central Park
[A]Funny how the ground can find my wheels
I'm [D]going where t[D/C#]he road ain't [Bm]there and only
[D]Riding on the[D/C#] path we [E]made to Union [A]Square

Next Verse (same pattern):

Doing what the young folks do in west coast towns
Howling like a banshee through the overground
Funny how the ground can find my wheels
I'm going where the road won't tear
And only riding on the path we made to Union Square

Next part:
[F#m]Everybody hit the ground, I think I [A]might have missed my calling
[F#m]Everbody turn around
The light's about to[D] change, you better stand [Bm]aside
Why you wanna [D]walk, don't you wanna r[G]ide, ride, r[D]ide, ride
[A]Don't you wanna ride in my [D]suvival car   [D/C#]
[Bm]We can take the long way [D]home

{section: Solo}
[A]  [D]  [D/C]  [Bm]  [D]

Last Verse:

Funny how the ground can find my wheels
I'm going where the road won't tear
And only riding on the path we made to Union Square
And only riding on the path we made...
Riding on the path we made...
Riding on the path we made to Union Square

For the last part it's back to acoustic and you just pick the chords:

Don't you wanna ride in my survival car, we can take the long way home

[Em]The King of Araby is coming home today
[Em]It's bumper touching bumper on the motorway
The [G]sun is in the [A]sky just [C]now
But the [B]road is [Em]grey
[Em]They drive in Winnebagos from the Everglades
[Em]Pulled over by the troopers in the mirror shades
The [G]Caravan is [A]sorry
[C]The driver has a [Am]twenty [B]and change
And we're [D]leaving all the road for dead
We're getting [Am]tired of the twists and turns
You gotta [D]go when human nature calls
We're [C]driving, we're [B]driving
Through the [Em]valley of malls

[Em]And God forgive the passengers if we should fail
[Em]To find a penny fountain of a half-off sale
I [G]need a [A]merchant
[C]I've just started [B]searching for a [Em]Holy Grail
[Em]Fighting for the freedom from a common bond
[Em]To be a barracuda in the guppy pond
[G]So little [A]time for [C]so many [Am]things to [B]try on

Instrumental verse same chords

And we're [D]leaving all the road for dead
We're getting [Am]tired of the twists and turns
You gotta [D]go when human nature calls
We're [C]driving, we're [B]driving
Through the [Em]valley of malls
Through the [Em]valley of malls ......

Em riff is an alternating 022000 020000 (em/em7)
D riff is an altenating 200232 200230   (d/dsus2)
Am riff is an alternating 002210 002010 (am/am7)
(You'll hear the rhythm as you play it)

This lead riff is played repeatedly between verses and at the intro and fadeout

{sot}E-----------------------------------------------
B-----------------------------------------------
G-----------------------------------------------
D---------------0--2--4--0-----0-----0----------
A--2-2-2-2-2-4--------------4-----4-----2-------
E-----------------------------------------------{eot}

Utopia Parkway
Fountains Of Wayne
{section: Submitted by soloist345}
Well I?ve been savi[Bb]ng for a custom van
And I?ve been [Dm]playing in a cover band
And my b[Eb]aby doesn?t understand
Why I ne[C]ver turned from boy to man

      I got it [Bb]made   I g[Ab]ot it do[G]wn       I am [Bb]the king of t[Ab]his isl[G]and town
      I?m on my[Bb] own      I?m [Ab]on my [G]way      Down U[C]topia, U[Eb]topia Parkway

{sot}  [Bb]                                         [Ab]
E---------------13-----------------------------13-------------------|
B---11--13--11------11--13--11-----11--13--11-----11--13--11--------|
G-------------------------------------------------------------------|
D-------------------------------------------------------------------|
A-------------------------------------------------------------------|
E-------------------------------------------------------------------|{eot}
   [G]
{sot}E---------------13------------------|{eot}
{sot}B---12--13--12------12?-12H13--12---|
G-----------------------------------|  x2
D-----------------------------------|
A-----------------------------------|
E-----------------------------------|{eot}

And while I?m [Bb]waiting for my time to come
I?m gonna [Dm]get a little shopping done
I?ll get some [Eb]paper and a staple gun
And put my [F#]name in front of everyone
      I got it[Bb] made  [Ab]I got it[G] down   I am the[Bb] king of this[Ab] goddamn [G]town
      I?m on my[Bb] own      I[Ab]?m on my w[G]ay      D[C]own Utopia, [Eb]Utopia Parkway

{sot}  [Bb]                                         [Ab]
E---------------13-----------------------------13-------------------|
B---11--13--11------11--13--11-----11--13--11-----11--13--11--------|
G-------------------------------------------------------------------|
D-------------------------------------------------------------------|
A-------------------------------------------------------------------|
E-------------------------------------------------------------------|{eot}
   [G]
{sot}E---------------13------------------|{eot}
{sot}B---12--13--12------12?-12H13--12---|
G-----------------------------------|  x2
D-----------------------------------|
A-----------------------------------|
E-----------------------------------|{eot}

Gonna [C]let my hair grow down my back
Gonna b[Eb]race myself for the big attack
And they?ll [Bb]never know what[D] hit them when I[Eb]?m gone

{sot}  [Bb]                                         [Ab]
E---------------13-----------------------------13-------------------|
B---11--13--11------11--13--11-----11--13--11-----11--13--11--------|
G-------------------------------------------------------------------|
D-------------------------------------------------------------------|
A-------------------------------------------------------------------|
E-------------------------------------------------------------------|{eot}
   [G]
{sot}E---------------13------------------|{eot}
{sot}B---12--13--12------12?-12H13--12---|
G-----------------------------------|  x4
D-----------------------------------|
A-----------------------------------|
E-----------------------------------|{eot}

Song: Valley Winter Song
Artist: Fountains of Wayne
Album: Welcome Interstate Managers
Written by: Chris Collingwood and Adam Schlesinger

{section: Intro}
G     -     Bm     - C  Cadd9hC - C  Cadd9hC      (x4)
([Cadd9] : x30010. Hammer-on middle finger to change from [Cadd9] to [C])

[Em]  Hey sweet [C]Annie, don't t[G]ake it so bad
[D] you know the summer's coming s[A7]oon
though the [C]interstate is ch[D]oking under s[Bm]alt and dirty s[C]and
and it s[Am]eems the sun is hiding from the m[C]oon

[G] Your daddy t[C]old you when y[D]ou were a g[G]irl
the k[B]ind of things that come to those who w[C]ait
so g[C]ive it a r[G]est girl, t[C]ake a deep br[G]eath girl
and m[Am]eet me at the Bay State to[C]night

{section: Chorus}
The sn[D]ow is coming down on [C]our New England t[G]own
and [D]it's been falling all day l[Em]ong [Am]
wh[C]at else is n[D]ew?, w[C]hat could I [Em]do?
I wr[C]ote a valley winter song to pl[D]ay for y[G]ou

[G] [Bm] [C] [C]

[Em]  And late De[C]cember, can d[G]rag a man down
[D] you feel it deep in your g[A7]ut
[C] short days and [D]afternoons spent p[Bm]ottering around [C]
in a d[Am]ark house with the windows painted sh[C]ut

[G] Remember N[C]ew York st[D]aring outs[G]ide
[B] as wreckless winter made its w[C]ay
fr[C]om Staten [G]Island to the [C]Upper West S[G]ide
[Am]whiting out our streets along the w[C]ay

{section: Chorus 2}
The sn[D]ow is coming down on [C]our New England t[G]own
and [D]it's been falling all day l[Em]ong [Am]
wh[C]at else is n[D]ew?, wh[C]at can I [Em]do?
but s[C]ing this valley winter song I wr[D]ote for y[G]ou

Solo background chords: [G] [C] [G] [G] [D] [D] [A7] [A7] [C] [D] [Bm] [C] [Am] [Am] [C] [C]

{section: Chorus 2}
[G] [Bm] [C] [C] [G]

Strumming is all downstrokes.  A, Bm, and G should all be barre cords.

[D]In about an hour
[A]The sunlight's gonna fade
[Bm]And you and me
[G]We'll divvy up the wine

[D]Like everything else here  [G]     [A]
Yours and [D]mine

[D]Pickin up the paper
[A]Coffee's been made
[Bm]It's book review and face the nation [G]time

[D]Two in the same mind  [G]     [A]
Yours and mi[D]ne

[D] [A] [Bm] [G]
[D] [G] [A] [D]

Congratulations! You read the whole thing! GO ORIGNAL AUTHORS!
Wow I just wasted 30 min. of my life! I better go eat some tomatoes! EW!