Handlebars

[Dm]----[Am]----[Bb]/[F]----[C]----[Bb]----[Gm]----[F]----[Am7]/[E]----

[Dm]I can ride my bike with no [Am]handlebars

No [Bb/F]handlebars

No [C]handlebars

[Bb]I can ride my bike with no [Gm]handlebars

No [F]handlebars

No [Am7]hand[E]lebars

[Dm]Look at me, look at me

[Am]hands in the air like it's good to be

[Bb/F]alive and I'm a famous rapper

[C]even when the paths are all crookedy

[Bb]I can show you how to do-si-do

[Gm]I can show you how to scratch a record

[F]I can take apart the remote control

[Am7]And [E]I can almost put it back together

[Dm]I can tie a knot in a cherry stem

[Am]I can tell you about Leif Ericson

[Bb/F]I know all the words to De Colores

[C]And I'm proud to be an American

[Bb]Me and my friend saw a platypus

[Gm]Me and my friend made a comic book

[F]And guess how long it took

[Am7]I ca[E]n do anything that I want cause look

[Dm]I can keep rhythm with no [Am]metronome

No [Bb/F]metronome

No [C]metronome

[Bb]I can see your face on the [Gm]telephone

On the [F]telephone

On the [Am7]tele[E]phone

(additional lyrics)
Look at me
Look at me
Just called to say that it's good to be
alive
In such a small world
All curled up with a book to read
I can make money open up a thrift store
I can make a living off a magazine
I can design an engine sixty four
Miles to a gallon of gasoline
I can make new antibiotics
I can make computers survive aquatic conditions
I know how to run a business
And I can make you wanna buy a product
Movers shakers and producers
Me and my friends understand the future
I see the strings that control the systems
I can do anything with no assistance
I can lead a nation with a microphone
With a microphone
With a microphone
I can split the atoms of a molecule
Of a molecule
Of a molecule

Look at me
Look at me
Driving and I won't stop
And it feels so good to be
Alive and on top
My reach is global
My tower secure
My cause is noble
My power is pure
I can hand out a million vaccinations
Or let'em all die in exasperation
Have em all healed of their lacerations
Have em all killed by assassination
I can make anybody go to prison
Just because I don't like'em and
I can do anything with no permission
I have it all under my command
I can guide a missile by satellite
By satellite
By satellite
and I can hit a target through a telescope
Through a telescope
Through a telescope
and I can end the planet in a holocaust
In a holocaust
In a holocaust
In a holocaust
In a holocaust
In a holocaust

I can ride my bike with no handlebars
No handle bars
No handlebars

I can ride my bike with no handlebars
No handlebars
No handlebars