730 Guided Tour

sirens panned across channels

        [C]        [Cm7]        [2X]
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        F[C]asten your [Cm7]seat belts for the[Fadd] 7:3[G]0 [Bb]guided tour
        [Ab6]Meet[Bb] Mister Barth[Bb]olomew
        [Ab6]/[Bb]      [Am7]-5
        He will translate for you
        Please [Abmaj7]tell him if you [Ab6]do not under[G7sus4]stand    [G7]

        You'll get an eyeful when we climb the highest tower in town
        Above the mist and fog
        We'll let our minds unclog
        Please use the handrail when you're coming down

        P[C]ut on wooden s[F]hoes
        W[C]alk away all your b[Dm]lues
        Watch the w[Em]indmills chase the g[F]ray clouds a[G7sus4]way     [G7]

        [C]/ / / /[E7]  /[B] / / /  [Am]/ / / /[C7]  /[G] / / /
        [F]/ / / /[A7]  /[E] / / / [Dm] / / / /  [G]/ [N.C.]

        There'll be no cameras taken on this portion of the trip
        Best leave them all behind
        They confiscated mine
        For taking pictures of their paradise

        Now we're crossing the wall
        I hear the good times call
        Up to the fourth floor
        Gonna ride the riverboat home

        Hope you have all enjoyed the 7:30 Guided Tour
        If you've enjoyed the tip
        Please leave a little tip
        A token for Bartholomew and me

        (repeat chorus w/wordless vocals to fade)

-- another ace 60's tab from Andrew Rogers