Tee-pees 1-12

[E]

Well [A]you took me to the movies, you [E]took me to the dance
You took me to your warehouse tied [D]up in the back of your [A]van
You said [E]"whip it out" and I started to shout
I'm in [D]love with a woman again [A]

Well you [A]took me to your office, we [E]went to meet your folks
We went out to the garden shed where I [D]took off all of my [A]clothes
I was [E]terrified by the look in your eyes
But there's a [D]lot to lovin' I don't know[A]

Well you [A]took me to the ceremony, to [E]sweat out all my fear
I came upon a cosmic serpent with [D]hands woven into his [A]hair
If it's my [E]spirit guide I'm gonna stay inside
I'm never [D]sleeping in a tee pee again [A]

[E]No no, no no no no no

(lot's of do do's here)
Same chords as verses played while do-doing

You asked me where I came from, in the middle of round ten

I thanked you for the compliment until you clarified what you meant

You said "what the hell are you doing here,

there's a prowler in my apartment"

Trout Fishing in America made me go and buy a pole

But by the time I got around to reading the book,

I was a celebrated deep sea pro

Drinking grey hounds way below ground

On my very own t.v. show

We went to get some work done, so our faces finally matched

The doctor took one look at me and took a skin graft outta my ass

If this is what it takes to take you on a date,

I'm gonna put my member behind glass
If I make it [E]out alive from Hollywood and Vine
I'll build a [D]cabin up in the northwest [A]

[E]No no, no no no no nooooooo

Then some more do-do's with the same chords