20 Dollar Nose Bleed

{tuning: Standard (EADGBE)}
[Ab] [Ab]

/Verse\
Have you [Ab]ever wanted [C]to disappe[F]ar?  [Ab]
and join a [Bb]monastery go out and [Eb]preach young addicts straight
where will I [Ab]be when I wake [C]up next to a [F]stranger [Ab]
on a [Bb]passenger plane  ([Eb]passenger plane)

/Pre-Chorus\
Permanent [Ab]jetlag
[C]Please take me back([F]Please take me back) [Ab]please take be ba[Bb]aaaack  [Eb]
I’m a stray dog [Ab]sick
[C]Please let me in ([F]Please dont be in)
When [Ab]life keeps tripping
[Bb] Singing vows before we [Eb]exchange smoke rings

/Chorus\
Give me a [Ab]pen, call [C]me Mr[F]. Benzed[Eb]rine
But [C#]don’t let the [Ab]doctor in, I [Eb]wanna blow off steam and
[F] Call [C]me [C#]Mr. Benzed[Bb]rine...

/Post-Chorus\
And [F]don’t let the [C]doc[C#]tor,[Eb]   don’t let the [Ab]doc[G]tor [F]in
[F]    [Eb]    [C#]Whooa    [F]       [Eb]

[F]     [C]  [C#] [Eb]       [Ab] [G]  [F]     [F]  [Eb]  [C#]    [F]  [Eb]

/Interlude\
[Ab]  [Ab]

/Verse\
It feels like [Ab]14 carats [C]but no clari[F]ty  [Ab]
When I look at the [Bb]man who would be king, the [Eb]man who would be king
Goes to the [Ab]desert to sing [C]war his dad re[F]hearsed    [Ab]
came back with [Bb]flags on coffins and said  "we [Eb]won, oh, we won!"

/Pre-Chorus\
Permanent [Ab]jetlag
[C]Please take me back([F]Please take me back) [Ab]please take be ba[Bb]aaaack   oohh[Eb]ooooh
I’m a stray dog [Ab]sick
[C]Please let me in ([F]Please dont be in)
When [Ab]life keeps tripping
[Bb] Singing vows before we [Eb]exchange smoke rings

/Chorus\
Give me a [Ab]pen, call [C]me Mr[F]. Benzed[Eb]rine
But [C#]don’t let the [Ab]doctor in, I [Eb]wanna blow off steam and
[F] Call [C]me [C#]Mr. Benzed[Bb]rine...

/Post-Chorus\   (add "ohohohoho" if you want :D)
And [F]don’t let the [C]doc[C#]tor,[Eb]   don’t let the [Ab]doc[G]tor [F]in
[F]    [Eb]    [C#]Whooa    [F]       [Eb]

[F]     [C]  [C#] [Eb]       [Ab] [G]  [F]     [F]  [Eb]  [C#]    [F]  [Eb]

/Bridge\  (organ)
[Ab]beb beb beb beb [C]Benzedrine
[F]my, my, my [Eb]Benzedrine
   [C#]              [Ab]         [Eb]   ([Eb] [E])
my beb beb beb beb Benzedrine now

[F]beb beb beb beb [C]Benzedrine
[C#]my, [C#]my, [C#]my [Ab]Benzedrine
[C#]my beb beb beb beb [Ab]Benzedrine [Eb]nooowww

/Verse\  (break)
Only [Ab]one more feeling, [C]that is the res[F]t of the [Ab]proof
is on the [Bb]television, on the   [Eb]
 ouuugh!

/Chorus\
[Ab] call [C]me [F]Mr. Benze[Eb]drine
But [C#]don’t let the [Ab]doctor in, I [Eb]wanna blow off steam and
[F] Call [C]me [C#]Mr. Benzed[Bb]rine...

/Post-Chorus\   (add "ohohohoho" if you want :D)
And [F]don’t let the [C]doc[C#]tor,[Eb]   don’t let the [Ab]doc[G]tor [F]iiii-
[F]iiii[Eb]iiii[C#]iiiiiiiii[F]iin[Eb]nnnnnnnnn

[F]     [C]  [C#] [Eb]       [Ab] [G]  [F]     [F]  [Eb]  [C#]    [F]  [Eb]

/Outro\
Have you [Ab]ever wanted [C]to disappea[F]r?

/Pete's Talking Part\

It’s not me, it’s you
Actually, it’s the taxidermy of you and me
Untie the balloons from around my neck and ground me
I’m just a racehorse on the track
Send me back to the glue factory
Always thought I’d float away
And never come back
But I’ve got enough miles on my car
to fly the boys home on my own
But you know me
I like being all alone
And keeping you all alone
Your kids are snoring
You say you’re not listening and I said I’m wishing..
and I said .. I Saaaaid!!

Thats it! I hope this helped, please rate, comment and correct me!

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