Girl From The Renaissance Faire

[G]I know that it ma[C]tters.. but that mean doesn’t mean y[G]ou should care
I left my w[D]ife and only child for a girl at the Ren[G]aissance Faire
Her name was Ro[C]wena: she came from Cam[G]elot
She spoke with the darli[D]ngest English accent...
or at le[G]ast that’s what I thought

                           [C]

Her bosoms were heaving..
her hair smelled like st[G]eak...
she poured me b[D]eer from her lips and I drank and I d[G]rank

We[G]ll, I quit selling so[C]ftware; bought an [G]RV
Picked up some ca[D]shews for Rowena
I drove us from s[G]ea to shining sea
she did the Ren Faire in Pho[C]enix
she did the Ren Faire in jol[G]iet
she did the Ren Faire in Fred[D]ricksburg
Fredricksburg isn’t over her [G]yet
                            [C]

Her bosoms were heaving..
her hair smelled like[G] steak...
she poured me b[D]eer from her lips and I drank and I d[G]rank
So[G]me nights she got cra[C]nky
some nights she got m[G]ean
some nights she got b[D]usy behind the snow cone ma[G]chine.
But I always for[C]gave her when she came home and c[G]ried.
No, I never felt d[D]own on my luck when I woke up with Row[G]ena by my side.

                           [C]

Her bosoms were heaving..
her hair sm[G]elled like steak...
she poured me b[D]eer from her lips and I drank and I dr[G]ank

one day she went jous[C]ting out in west Tenne[G]ssee
she took a lance to the he[D]lmet shattered most of her t[G]eeth
she lost an eye in a b[C]ar fight lost her leg to gang[G]rene
ah but you know Ro[D]wena my love still the darlingest t[G]hing

                           [C]

Her bosoms were heaving..
her hair sm[G]elled like steak...
she poured me b[D]eer from her lips and I drank and I dr[G]ank

and it was raining in Do[C]wney when I asked her to w[G]ed she said
“what are you craz[D]y?” and she hopped out of [G]bed
she knocked over the t[C]able and she hopped to the d[G]oor
she said “I don’t sign contr[D]acts” and left my life fo[G]revermore

                       [C]

Her bosoms were heaving..
her hair [G]smelled like steak...
she poured me be[D]er from her lips and I drank and I dr[G]ank

N[G]ow I’m heading for the de[C]sert gonna burn this [G]RV
[G]tell your mommy that I’d lo[D]ved her and stay away from men like m[G]e
I would tell you[C] I was following my heart
and I’d do anything to m[G]ake you care
but I gave up everything I [D]had for a girl at the renaissance fa[G]ire

--and I’d do it again!

                       [C]

Her bosoms were heaving..
her hair sm[G]elled like steak...
she poured me [D]beer from her lips and I drank and I[G] drank
she poured me[D] beeEEEEr[G]...

So yeah. Good luck with that!