Fcc Song
Eric IdleVersion1
90
Chords in this song
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(Eric Idle:
"It's dedicated to the FCC and if they broadcast it,
It will cost a quarter of a million dollars!")
(Spoken):
Here's a little number I wrote the other day,
While out duck hunting with a judge...
Fuck you very much The F.C.C,
Fuck you very much for fining me;
Five thousand bucks a fuck, so I'm really out of luck;
That's more than Heidi Fleiss was charging me.
Fuck you very much The F.C.C,
For proving that free speech just isn't free.
Clear Channel's a dear channel, so Howard Stern must go;
At-torney General Ashcroft, doesn't like strong words and so;
He's charging twice as much, as all the drugs for Rush Limbaugh;
So fuck you all so very much.
So fuck you very much dear Mr. Bush,
For he-roically sitting on your tush.
For Halliburton, Enron, all the compa-nies who fail;
Let's send them a clear signal, and stick Martha straight in jail;
She's an uppity rich bitch, and at least she isn't male;
So fuck you all so very much.
So fuck you dickhead Mr. Cheney too,
Fuck you and fuck everything you do.
Your pacemaker must be a fake; you haven't got a heart;
As far as I'm concerned, you're just a pasty-faced old fart.
And as for Condo-leeza; she's an intellectual tart;
So fuck you all so very much.
So fuck you very much The E.P.A,
For giving all A-laska's oil a-way.
It really is a bummer, when I can't fill my hummer,
The ozone's a nogozone, now that Arnold's here to say;
"The nuclear Winter Games, are going to take place in LA";
So fuck you all so very much.
So what the planet fails? Let's save the great white males;
So fuck you all so very much.
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Readable chord sheet for Fcc Song by Eric Idle
--------------------............. (Eric Idle: "It's dedicated to the FCC and if they broadcast it, It will cost a quarter of a million dollars!") (Spoken): [N.C.]Here's a little number I wrote the other day, While out duck hunting with a judge... [G] [D7] [G] [D7] [G] Fuck you very [D7]much The F.C.[G]C, [G7] [C] Fuck you very [Adim]much for fining [G]me;[G7] Five [C]thousand bucks a [A7]fuck, so I'm [G]really [F#7]out of [E7]luck; That's [A7]more than Heidi Fleiss was charging [D7]me. [G] Fuck you very [D7]much The F.C.[G]C, [G7] For [C]proving that free [Adim]speech just isn't [G]free.[G7] Clear [C]Channel's a [A7]dear channel, so [G]Howard [F#7]Stern must [E7]go; At-[A7]torney General Ashcroft, doesn't [D7]like strong words and so; He's [G]charging twice as [B7]much, as all the [E7]drugs for Rush Limbaugh; So [A7]fuck you all so [D7]very [G]much.[D7] So [G]fuck you very [D7]much dear Mr. [G]Bush,[G7] For he-[C]roically [Adim]sitting on your [G]tush.[G7] For [C]Halliburton, [A7]Enron, all the [G]compa-[F#7]nies who [E7]fail; Let's [A7]send them a clear signal, and stick [D7]Martha straight in jail; She's an [G]uppity rich [B7]bitch, and at [E7]least she isn't male; So [A7]fuck you all so [D7]very [G]much.[D7] So [G]fuck you dickhead [D7]Mr. Cheney [G]too,[G7] [C] Fuck you and fuck [Adim]everything you [G]do.[G7] Your [C]pacemaker must [A7]be a fake; you [G]haven't [F#7]got a [E7]heart; As [A7]far as I'm concerned, you're just a [D7]pasty-faced old fart. And [G]as for Condo-[B7]leeza; she's an [E7]intellectual tart; So [A7]fuck you all so [D7]very [G]much.[D7] So [G]fuck you very [D7]much The E.P.[G]A, [G7] For [C]giving all A-[Adim]laska's oil a-[G]way.[G7] It [C]really is a [A7]bummer, when [G]I can't [F#7]fill my [E7]hummer, The [A7]ozone's a nogozone, now that [A7]Arnold's here to say; "The [G]nuclear Winter [B7]Games, are going to [E7]take place in LA"; So [A7]fuck you all so [D7]very [G]much.[D7] So [G]what the planet [B7]fails? Let's [E7]save the great white males; So [A7]fuck you all so [D7]very [G]much.[D7] [G] CHORD DIAGRAMS: [G] [D7] [G7] [C] [Adim] [A7] [F#7] [E7] [B7] [E][A][D][G][B][E] [E][A][D][G][B][E] [E][A][D][G][B][E] [E][A][D][G][B][E] [E][A][D][G][B][E] [E][A][D][G][B][E] [E][A][D][G][B][E] [E][A][D][G][B][E] [E][A][D][G][B][E] 320003 xx0212 323000 x32010 xx2323 x02223 242322 020100 021202