Before She Does

[G]   [F]   [D]   repeat

I believe that  D  gas is too damn high
Ain't nothin' more American than Mama's apple pie
I believe in  D  love, I believe in peace
But I don't believe we'll ever see it in the Middle East
I believe the  G  Bible is cold hard fact
And I believe that  C  Jesus is coming  G  back
Before she does  D

I believe the  D  Sabbath is the day of rest
The tax man and the devil share the same address
I believe don't  D  start if you're gonna quit
I believe in keeping your mouth shut, and carry a big stick
I be G lieve dogs are better than cats
And I believe that  C  Jesus is coming  G  back
Before she does  D

         There's  A  absolutely positively  G  no doubt in my  D  mind  C   G
         That  A  O.J. did it - Lee Harvey didn't
         And  G  she's really gone this  A  time

I believe that  D  cold cold beer
Tastes better on a barstool than it does anywhere
I believe hard  D  work really makes the man
But everyone should wet a line every now and then
I believe it's  G  best to pay with cash
And I believe that  C  Jesus is coming  G  back
Before she does  D

Repeat Chorus

I believe she  D  was a real good thing
Can you believe I let a girl like that get away
I believe  G  she meant it the night she packed
And said that  C  Jesus is coming  G  back
Before she  D  does
Before she does  D
Before she does