Ass Like That

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The[A] way you shake it, I can't[A] believe
I a[A]in't never seen an

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ass like that

The[A] way you move it, you m[A]ake my pee pee go
Doi[C]ng, doing, doing...

I d[A]on't believe it
It'[A]s almost too good to be true
I a[A]in't never seen an

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Ass like that

The wa[A]y you move it,
you ma[A]ke my pee pee go

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Doing, doing, doing

Th[A]e way she moves
Sh[A]e's like a belly [G]dancer
Sh[A]e's shaking that ass
To[A] that new nelly jam
I [A]Think someones at the door
Bu[A]t I don't think I'm gonna answer
Po[A]lice saying "freeze"

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Doing, doing, doing

Wh[A]at do you mean freeze?
Pl[A]ease, I'm a human being
I [A]have needs

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I'm not done, not till I'm finish peeing
I [A]am not resisting arrest

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I am agreeing Mr. Officer

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I'm already on my knees
I [A]can't get on the ground any further
It[A]'s impossible for me
An[A]d do not treat me like a murderer

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I just like to pee, pee, pee
Ye[A]s, I make r&b, I sing song it go

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Ring-[A]-chong, [A]-ching-chong-chong-chong-ching
Ps[A]ych, I joke I joke
I [A]kidd, I kidd
If[A] I offend I'm sorry

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Please, please forgive
Fo[A]r I am Triumph, the puppet dog
I [A]am a mere puppet

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I can get away with anything I sing

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You will love it

Th[A]e way you shake it, I can'[A]t believe
I a[A]in't never seen an

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ass like that

The[A] way you move it, you m[A]ake my pee pee go
Doi[C]ng, doing, doing...

Je[A]ssica Simpson, looks oh so temptin'

Nick I ain't never seen an

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Ass like that