Girls Girls Girls

[Dm]Step right up
We bring to you the finest entert[Bb]ainment
And I am pleased to be your [A7]   humble servant
Acc[Dm]ept our hospitality, ind[A7]ulge in abnormality

Step right [Dm]up
We've something here for everyone's enj[Bb]oyment
I do this as a gift, not [A7]   for employment
A p[Dm]ortrait of insanity, appr[A7]oached with pure humanity

Come see our g[D]irls, crazy g[A]irls
If you're w[D/F#]illing to be thrilled, this is a h[D7]ell of a r[A]ide
Those g[Em]irls, crazy g[B5]irls
[D]   They're hot, [A7]    they're nuts, [D7]   they're suicidal
Tickets ch[D]eap, it's a cr[A]ime
And they're [D/F#]half price after 4 o' clock, so t[D7]oss us a d[A]ime
To see these lo[Em]vely freaks of n[A7]ature for a l[D]imited time
Come see the g[Em]irls, g[A7]irls, g[D]irls

S[D]ome of them are really quite attr[E7]active as you see
S[A7]ome are truly hideous, I'm s[D]ure that you'll agree
While o[Em]thers still look r[A7]ather quite a l[D]ot like you and me
But you m[E]ustn't let them fool you, [A7]   just one more rule

You shouldn't l[D]ook this one too l[E7]ong in the eye
And t[A7]hat one, let's just k[D]eep walking by
These ain't no o[Em]rdinary g[A7]irls, and we've a st[D]eady supply
Grab an[Em]other cup of t[A7]ea, and f[D]ollow me

To see our g[D]irls, crazy g[A]irls
If you're w[D/F#]illing to be thrilled, this is a h[D7]ell of a r[A]ide
Those g[Em]irls, crazy g[B5]irls
[D]   They're hot, [A7]    they're nuts, [D7]    they're suicidal
Tickets ch[D]eap, it's a cr[A]ime
And they're [D/F#]half price after 4 o' clock, so t[D7]oss us a d[A]ime
To see these l[Em]ovely freaks of n[A7]ature for a li[D]mited time
Come see the g[Em]irls, gi[A7]rls, g[D]irls

Now, has a[D]nybody any clever q[E7]uestions for your guide
For a p[E]enny more, go [A7]on and ask, we have n[D7]othing here to hide.

Quiet down! You, sir?
If ins[D]anity's primarily a f[E7]emininish malady,
And [A7]no one's doubting that for it's a sc[D]ientific fact,
Then ac[Em]cording to the m[A7]edics, are they f[D]aultier genetics?
Are they b[E]orn with this disease, or is it s[A7]omething they contract?

It’s all[D] to do with reproductive org[E7]ans
Which are n[A7]aturally unstable in a d[D]ame
You see, from l[Em]unar we have l[A7]unacy and l[D]unatic and loony
And they're [E]always ovulating by the c[A7]ycle of the moony
I have a q[D]uestion (shoot!)
Has any patient [E7]ever been released
Would you s[A7]end her home if her bizarre beh[D]avior would decrease?
For the g[Em]ood of our soc[A7]iety, they [D]oughtn't reproduce
So while they m[E]ay pretend propriety, we'll n[A7]ever let them loose

Come see the g[D]irls, crazy g[A]irls
If you're w[D/F#]illing to be thrilled, this is a h[D7]ell of a r[A]ide
Those g[Em]irls, crazy g[B5]irls
[D]   They're hot, [A7]    they're nuts, [D7]    they're suicidal
Tickets ch[D]eap, it's a cr[A]ime
And they're [D/F#]half price after 4 o' clock, so t[D7]oss us a d[A]ime
To see these l[Em]ovely freaks of n[A7]ature for a li[D]mited time
Come see the g[Em]irls, gi[A7]rls, g[D]irls

Some are born mad
Some achieve madness
Some have madness thrust upon them
This is the real thing my friends, 100 percent, authentic, mentally-ill
Except no imitations
For a little extra on the side, you can arrange
For a slightly more intimate encounter, wink wink
For a tuppence, just a tuppence, a handful of pills to feed the inmates
We've got pills for depression, obsession, agression, possession, indiscretion,
But there's a bloody pill for everything nowadays

How b[A]ig is a lady's brain?
It's really v[Em]ery, very s[E7]mall, a simple th[D7]ought is quite a strain
This s[Em]eems just a bit inhumane
It's just a s[E]imple little sh[E7]ock, it doesn't c[D7]ause her any pain

They're r[D]eally more like animals than p[E7]eople
Which, as we've p[A7]roven, haven't any souls at a[D]ll.
The only b[Em]its that aren't inf[A7]erior are b[D]osom and posterior
And th[E]ese are only useful in a s[A7]eedy music hall

They don't b[D]ite, well they m[E7]ight
I say t[A7]his one does look h[D]ungry tonight
So get your p[Em]icture with an i[A7]nmate
But be s[D]ure she's locked up tight
They're pr[E]actically wild sir
[A7]    Protect your child sir

Th[D]ey don't recall the taste of fr[E7]eedom
Th[A7]ey're just happy if we f[D]eed them
So point and l[Em]augh, it isn't [A7]bad
They oughtn't m[D]ind because they're mad!
If you h[E]aven't got a dime, toss us your p[A7]earls

You're welcome to enjoy

Our g[D]irls, crazy g[A]irls
If you're w[D/F#]illing to be thrilled, this is a h[D7]ell of a r[A]ide
Those g[Em]irls, crazy g[B5]irls
[D]   They're hot, [A7]    they're nuts, [D7]    they're suicidal
Tickets ch[D]eap, it's a cr[A]ime
And they're [D/F#]half price after 4 o' clock, so t[D7]oss us a d[A]ime
To see these l[Em]ovely freaks of n[A7]ature for a li[D]mited time
Come see the g[Em]irls, gi[A7]rls, g[D]irls

I've got a [Em]lot more words to [A7]say, but I just c[D]an't make them rhyme
So ladies, [Em]let this be a l[A7]esson to you, k[D]eep your hair uncut
Your corsets t[Em]ight, your morals h[A7]igh
Your knitting n[D]eat, your yappers shut
This is what c[Em]omes of over-ed[A7]ucating,
m[D]entally over-st[Em]imulating,
too much serious c[A7]onversating,
[D]organized rel[Em]igion-hating,
sinful over-c[A7]opulating,
m[D]arriage without p[Em]rocreating,
girl-on-girl caught l[A7]esbiating,
s[D]he was caught while m[Em]asturbating,
they all mind man[A7]ipulating,
chr[D]onically hall[Em]ucinating,
certainly there's [A7]no debating,
s[D]ome we just find f[Em]ascinating,
women's rights fac[A7]ilitating,
[D]independent th[Em]ought creating,
she just may be [A7]complicating,
g[D]et your money [D7]out, we're waiting

To see those
G[Em]irls!
G[A7]irls!
G[D]irls!