Worthless Thing

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{tuning: Standard (EADGBE)}
{section: Intro}
acoustic)
 [D]      [Gm]      [D]     [Gm]     [D]

{section: Intro}
full band)
 [Em]   [F#m]   [G]   [A]
 [D] 3xs and hold on last
 [D]

H[D]ow many times can you ju[Bm]mp out of the cupboard

B[F#m]efore someone gets suspiciou[A]s or someone gets discovered

Y[D]ou can live forever in a sp[Bm]lit second of fame

C[F#m]ome on down, the price is right, wh[A]ats you name

W[G]hile crocodile ma[D]kes good shoes

A[G]nd a dog may changes [D]his coat

I[Bm] can't change what's wr[F#m]itten on your

f[Bm]ace toni[F#m]ght and I quo[Em]te

*Chorus*

O[Bm]h I wish you cou[F#m]ld see

Q[Bm]uite how mu[F#m]ch you could mea[Em]n to me

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 [Em]   [F#m]   [G]    [A]
 [D])

Y[G]ou worthless thing

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 [Em]                  [Em]   [F#m]
 [G])

I[D]f you were ten feet t[G]aller and almost handsome

I[Bm] might pa[F#m]y this kings ran[Em]som

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 [Em]   [F#m]   [G]    [A]
 [D])

Y[G]ou worthless thing   [D]         [Dsus2]

{section: Verse 2}
same*
They commit blue murder along union avenue
Then they sell you souvenir matches
Nightclubs full of grave robbers from Memphis, Tennessee
And Las Vegas body snatchers

And he's carrying a warning
Can't you see how his eyes glint
Keep you bloody hands off my life
Your affectionate fingerprint

A[Bm]ll the cars and pi[F#m]lls and girls

W[G]ho tore his shirt t[F#m]o tatters

D[Em]o you know how tall he was

  (
 [Em]   [F#m]
 [G])

C[G]ause that is all that really matters

D[Bm]o you know his moth[F#m]er's last name

D[G]o you think that [F#m]he's divine

Y[Em]ou've seen the film

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 [Em]   [F#m]
 [G])

Y[G]ou've read the book

                                (
 [Em]   [F#m]   [G]
 [Em]  [
 [F#m] hold])

You're drinking vintage Elvis Presley wine

{section: Verse 3}
same*
Bored out of your tiny mind while life is twice as large
They'll cut her down to size on television
She's available and beautiful, but with more time to devote
They're going to take this cable now
And stick it down your throat
So this is an obituary
Which should be right and fitting
For every clock work cat and
Conceivable kitten

Full band fade on (
 [Em]   [F#m]  [G]   [A]
 [D])
Acoustic