So Fly

[D]I can't help being [A]depressed When I look down at my [Em]chest Oh yes, my chest it
might as [G]well be nonexistent [D]How can I ever compete [A]With 34 double D's? [Em]And
I'm rollin my ey[G]es When I look down at my thig[D]hs They might as well tape
everyt[A]hing that I eat,To my legs.[Em] I am too broke for the kni[G]fe Too lazy to
[D]exercise But if I had hazel [A]eyes Maybe I could be fly.

[D]If I had no cellulite [A]Big breasts and pockets real wide [Em]Then maybe I Maybe [G]I,
I, I could be so [D]fly. And if I [A]had a small waist I'd make the [Em]boys go ins[G]ane
And [D]maybe I Maybe [A]I, I, I [Em]could be so [G]fly. [D]So fly, [A]So fly, [Em]So [G]fly

Now listen [D]I've got a beautiful [A]soul But only 4 people [Em]know They've known me
since I was [G]10 Beauty did not matter [D]then. Now that I'm 20 all that [A]matters
Is sex cars and [Em]money I ain't got none of the [G]three So basically, I am
[D]invisible to all of the [A]fellas And I sit at home [Em]jealous There was no golden
[G]ticket In my chocolate today[D]. And worst of all I'm [A]reminded in the cruelest
ways [Em]Of how I don't look and I [G]should look And that's why I say...

[D]If I had no cellulite [A]Big breasts and pockets real wide [Em]Then maybe I Maybe [G]I,
I, I could be so [D]fly. And if I [A]had a small waist I'd make the [Em]boys go ins[G]ane
And [D]maybe I Maybe [A]I, I, I [Em]could be so [G]fly. [D]So fly, [A]So fly, [Em]So [G]fly, [D]So fly,
[A]So fly, [Em]So [G]fly.

[D]So basically all I [A]need Is to be everything but [Em]me Colored contacts
[G]Liposuction And breast implants [D]Somehow that don't make much sen[A]se I must be
out of my [Em]head If I think, that I am [G]governed by material things.[D] So I
decided [A]I'm The definition of [Em]fly And if you want to know why [G]I know what
money can't [D]buy Don't go believing the [A]hype There's no runway in the [Em]sky
And no way you could be [G]fly Not if it costs you a [D]dime.[A]    [Em]          [G]

[D]If I had no cellulite [A]Big breasts and pockets real wide [Em]Then maybe I Maybe [G]I,
I, I could be so [D]fly. And if I [A]had a small waist I'd make the [Em]boys go ins[G]ane
And [D]maybe I Maybe [A]I, I, I [Em]could be so [G]fly. [D]So fly, [A]So fly, [Em]So [G]fly