More Bad Times

Y[G]ou twisted your an[D]kle, I car[C]ried you    [C]

Y[G]ou got a divo[D]rce, so I mar[C]ried you    [C]

Y[G]ou fell off a cl[D]iff, so I bur[C]ied you    [C]

I[G] wish there were more ba[D]d times to see[C] you through    [C]

Y[G]ou never go[C]t rabies

Y[D]ou never gaine[G]d weight

Y[G]ou never cam[C]e home with a[D] scar[D]

Y[G]ou never dran[C]k posion, you[D] watched what you [G]ate

Y[G]ou never s[C]o much as put a[D] scratch on my [D]car

(Chorus)

You never got measles, you never got gout
You never suggested charades
You never got dizzy, you never fell out
You never picked up any live handgrenades

S[G]o many th[C]ings did go wro[G]ng, but the list[D] is not

l[G]ong enough-no[C]t enough

b[G]ad things to fi[D]ll up a son[G]g

(Chorus)

You never lost contacts, you never leaked oil
You never fell to sticks and stones
You never drank cleanser, you never ate foil
You never chocked on an big chicken bones