Alan-town

[G]Well were livi[Em]ng he[D]re in alan-town
And he's dri[C]ven our lives into[D] the groun[G]d
When we wo[Em]ke up we were wa[A]sted and dr[D]unk
P[A]hil got s[Em]hot, we got b[A]eaten by a[D] monk
I was ha[G]ppy and my l[Em]ife was g[D]ood
Getting ma[C]rried like a de[D]ntist should[G]
Roasting mar[Em]shmallows o[A]n a s[D]tick
I got fu[A]cked in the a[D]ss by a g[A]irl with a d[D]ick
And were li[G]ving here in a[Em]lan-t[D]own
But their ta[F]king teddy's f[G]inger n[C]ow
And I'm p[Em]retty sure i'm gonna l[C]ose my s[G]hit
And shoot a[D]lan [Em]in the fac[D]e, and shoot [G]myself