Someday When I'm Old

[D]   [A]   [Bm]   [G]

 [D] Someday when I'm old, I'll  [A] pull up to the store
And  [Bm] park wherever, the hell, I  [G] want to

 [D]  I'll buy a box of moonpies  [A]  and flirt with the cashier
 [Bm]  Yeah, like I was still twenty  [G] two

 [Bm]  I'll b***h about eighteen dollars,  [G]  for a gallon of gas
 [Bm]  Down at the Texa- [Em] co  [G]
 [A] Someday when I'm  [D] old  [A]   [G]

Yeah,  [D] someday when I'm old, I'll keep  [A] chewin' gum in my front pocket
 [Bm]  And cold Dr Pepper in the  [G] fridge

 [D]  I'll let my daughter get mad,  [A]  say I'm ruining their supper
 [Bm]  When I give that stuff to my grandkids  [G]

Now I  [Bm] realize that somethings,  [G]  they just don't matter
 [Bm]  And how fast it all  [Em] goes  [G]
 [A] Someday when I'm  [D]  old  [D]

(Chorus)
 [G]  That clock just starts  [D] tickin,  [A] oh the day that you're  [D] born
 [G]  And no matter how much  [D] time you get
 [C]  You always want  [Em] more  [Em]

 [D] Someday when I'm old,  [A] I'll be the only one
 [Bm]  Who remembers you young  [G]  and beautiful
 [D]  Your dark hair fallin' on that  [A] pillow case
All the  [Bm] secrets we shared, all the  [G] love that we made

And I'll  [Bm] hold on to those precious  [G] moments
 [Bm]  Like pieces of  [Em] gold  [G]
 [A] Someday when I'm  [D]  old

[A]   [Bm]   [G]   [D]