San Berdoo Sunburn

[A]Tapping time with one good finger  [D]
I got this girlfriend and she's a swinger [E]

We make plans and then
We [C]head out to San Bernardino [A]
We get gas at the local P & M   [D]
Buy a coke in a can made of tin [E]
We drink [C]fast because
We're [D]headed out west to San Bernar[A]dino

And we shall miss Caro[D]lina
And the east coast as op[A]posed to the west
But we won't shed any [D]tears though
Not even be sad because we [E]know
The western desert is the [C]best   [A]

I filled a bag with cigarettes and apple wine  [D]

We'll hit the road again at 10 mintues to 9
Me and this [E]girl I think she's pregnant
And we're [C]headed to San [A]Bernardino

And then when we hit [D]Texas
We'll stop in Amarillo for a [A]bite to eat
We'll stop on over in [D]Dallas
And visit my friend but we can't [E]stay
For more than a [C]week

I've got the [A]south in my veins

But California in my mouth
And [D]that's the simple reason

Why I'm leaving the south
Me and this [E]girl and she's so foxy
And we're [C]heading to San Bernar[A]dino

That was close
We crossed the Tennesse state border  [D]

They would've locked us up by the sheriff's order
Yes we're [E]freaks, but they can't touch us
Out [C]west in San Bernar[A]dino

And we shall miss Carolina [D]
And the east coast as opp[A]osed to the west
But we won't shed any [D]tears though
Not even be sad because we [E]know
The western desert is the [C]best [A]

I filled a bag with cigarettes and apple wine  [D]

We'll hit the road again at 10 mintues to 9
Me and this [E]girl and she's so foxy
And we're [C]headed to San Bernar[A]dino

(Break)

[A] [D] [E] [C] [A]
[A](Break)

[A]  [D]  [E]ge[C]tt[A]ing slower