The Spicy McHaggis Jig
Dropkick MurphysVersion1TuningE2 A2 D3 G3 B3 E4 (low to high)
TuningE2 A2 D3 G3 B3 E4 (low to high) Download chord source (.txt)
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Chords in this song
Strum
D-DU-UDU
e -----------------|
B -----------------|
G -----------------|
D 6/8------6/8/6/3-|
slide A 6/8 x4---6/8/6/3-|
E 4/6------4/6/4/1-|
I'll tell you a story, believe me it's true
a tale you'd best hope, never happens to you,
old spicy mcHaggis, how he met his fate,
you I can save, but for him it's too late
Spicy was big, burly and strong
his pipes were gigantic, and so was his schlong
from city to city running around
Always looking for chicks over four hundred pounds
One night at the pub a girl caught his eye
big as a house, just the right size
the broad was enormous, stacked to the hilt
spicy soon noticed a bulge in his kilt
the piper delivered his best pick-up line
thought to himself, "this beast is all mine"
the portly young lady could stand for no more
grabbed his cojones and went for the door
They got to her house and dimmed all the lights
Spicy was in for one hell of a night
he said that he loved her, he'd always be true
"But Mr. McHaggis, I've only just met you!!"
By now he saw double through his drunken eyes
neither had looks or appropriate size
he came to his senses, thought to himself,
"At this time of night I won't find nothing else"
he took off his shirt, she lifted her skirt,
they pulled out his unit and stared to flirt
she asked for a glove, he gave her a shove,
had baby McHaggis nine months to-the-day.
(your gonna use the same slide as the intro for "SPICY"!)
SPICY! SPICY! SPICY! SPICY! SPICY! SPICY! SPICY! SPICY!
One night at the pub a girl caught his eye
big as a house, just the right size
the broad was enormous, stacked to the hilt
spicy soon noticed a bulge in his kilt
the piper delivered his best pick-up line
thought to himself, "this beast is all mine"
the portly young lady could stand for no more
grabbed his cojones and went for the door
Three packs a day, he'll smoke 'til he dies
Spicy McHaggis, one hell of a guy!
"I don't know what you all are talking about...and who drank all my beer!?"
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Readable chord sheet for The Spicy McHaggis Jig by Dropkick Murphys
Tuning: E2 A2 D3 G3 B3 E4 (low to high)
e -----------------|
B -----------------|
G -----------------|
D 6/8------6/8/6/3-|
slide A 6/8 x4---6/8/6/3-|
E 4/6------4/6/4/1-|
I'll tell you a story, believe me it's true
a tale you'd best hope, never happens to you,
old spicy mcHaggis, how he met his fate,
you I can save, but for him it's too late
[G]Spicy was big, [C]burly and strong
[G]his pipes were gigantic, [D]and so was his schlong
[G]from city to city [C]running around
[G]Always looking for chicks over [D]four hundred pounds
[G]One night at the pub [C]a girl caught his eye
[G]big as a house, [D]just the right size
[G]the broad was enormous,[C] stacked to the hilt
[D]spicy soon noticed a[G] bulge in his kilt
[G]the piper delivered [C]his best pick-up line
[G]thought to himself, [D]"this beast is all mine"
[G]the portly young lady [C]could stand for no more
[D]grabbed his cojones[G] and went for the door
[G]They got to her house [C]and dimmed all the lights
[G]Spicy was in for one[D] hell of a night
[G]he said that he loved her,[C] he'd always be true
"But Mr. McHaggis, I've only just met you!!"
[G]By now he saw double [C]through his drunken eyes
[G]neither had looks or [D]appropriate size
[G]he came to his senses, [C]thought to himself,
[D]"At this time of night[G] I won't find nothing else"
[G]he took off his shirt, [C]she lifted her skirt,
[G]they pulled out his unit [D]and stared to flirt
[G]she asked for a glove, [C]he gave her a shove,
[D]had baby McHaggis[G] nine months to-the-day.
(your gonna use the same slide as the intro for "SPICY"!)
SPICY! SPICY! SPICY! SPICY! SPICY! SPICY! SPICY! SPICY!
[G]One night at the pub [C]a girl caught his eye
[G]big as a house, [D]just the right size
[G]the broad was enormous, [C]stacked to the hilt
[D]spicy soon noticed [G]a bulge in his kilt
[G]the piper delivered [C]his best pick-up line
[G]thought to himself, [D]"this beast is all mine"
[G]the portly young lady [C]could stand for no more
[D]grabbed his cojones [G]and went for the door
[G]Three packs a day, [C]he'll smoke 'til he dies
[G]Spicy McHaggis, [D]one hell of a [G]guy!
"I don't know what you all are talking about...and who drank all my beer!?"