Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer

CHORUS    [E]Grandma got run over by a reindeer
          walking home from our house Christmas [A]Eve
          You can say there’s no such thing as [E]Santa
          but [B]as for me and grandpa we [E]believe[D]  [A]    [E]

          She'd been drinking too much [B]egg nog
          and we warned her not to [E]go
          but she forgot her [A]medication
          and she [B]wandered out the door into the [E]snow [Eb]

          [C#]When we found her C[Ab]hristmas morning [B]
         at the scene of the attack [E]
          there were hoof prints on her f[A]orehead
          and i[B]ncriminating claw marks on her ba[E]ck

          It's not Christmas without grandma
          all the family’s dressed in black
          and we just cant help but wonder
          should we open up her gifts or send them back !

          Now were all so proud of grandpa
          he's been taking this so well
          see him in there watching football
          drinking beer and playing cards with cousin Mel

          Now the goose is on the table
          and the pudding made of fig
          and the blue and silver candles
          that would just have matched the hair in grandmas wig

          I've warned all my friends and neighbors
          better watch out for your selves
          they should never give a license
          to a man who drives a sleigh and plays with elves !
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