Get Drunk With Dignity
Dr. DementoVersion1
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Chords in this song
Strum
D-DU-UDU
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When you've had too much to drink
there's certain things to keep in mind.
Like when you find your hands and underarms are bleeding
your beer bottle might not have a twist off cap
and don't ever go home with a woman they call Moose or Vince
And never bet that you can fit your head inside a glove compartment
Get drunk with dignity
Keep in mind that just because a bulldog licks your face
its not necessary to lick him back
Stay away from drinks with names like brain seizure or hippo laxative
Get drunk with dignity
If a bar has human ears nailed to the walls don't pass out there
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and if your homemade jelly has some goldfish in it ------- you used the wrong bowl
And there are phrases you must learn to avoid phrases like
"that badge looks stupid" and "I can prove these shoes are fireproof"
Get drunk with dignity try not to drool on bikers
Don't moon a nun unless you got a real good reason
Don't get romantically involved with farm machinery
Get drunk with dignity.
I first heard this song on Bob and Toms radio show and found it hilarious.
I don't think there are chords to this anywhere else.
I think they are correct but if not, you are only likely to sing this
when you're drunk at a party so, who cares!
Enjoy
Bigbaws
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Readable chord sheet for Get Drunk With Dignity by Dr. Demento
Chords used - [E], [A], [B], [F#]
[E]When you've had too much to [A]drink
there's certain [E]things to keep in mind.
Like when you find your hands and [A]underarms are [B]bleeding
your beer bottle might not have a twist off [A]cap
and don't ever go home with a [E]woman they call Moose or Vince
[F#]And never bet that you can fit your [B]head inside a glove compartment
[A]Get drunk with dignity
[E]Keep in mind that just because a [B]bulldog licks your face
its not[E] necessary to lick him back
[A]Stay away from drinks with names like [E]brain seizure or hippo laxative
[B]Get drunk with digni[E]ty
[E]If a bar has human [A]ears nailed to the [E]walls don't pass out there
[A] [B]
and if your homemade jelly has some goldfish in it ------- you used the wrong bowl
[A]And there are phrases you must [E]learn to avoid phrases like
[F#]"that badge looks stupid" and[B] "I can prove these shoes are fireproof"
[A]Get drunk with dignity[E] try not to drool on bikers
[B]Don't moon a nun unless you [E]got a real good reason
[A]Don't get romantically in[E]volved with farm machinery
[B]Get drunk with digni[E]ty.
I first heard this song on Bob and Toms radio show and found it hilarious.
I don't think there are chords to this anywhere else.
I think they are correct but if not, you are only likely to sing this
when you're drunk at a party so, who cares!
Enjoy
Bigbaws