1800 Transvestite Sluts
Dos DedosVersion1
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Chords in this song
Strum
D-DU-UDU
When i wake up at night, and im feeling horny,
i get up out of my bed, and i switch on my tv.
i slip in a porno, it gives me a boner
i reach across the table, i grab my telephone.
CHORUS
I dial 1800 transvestite sluts
They got the nicest tits and the biggest cocks
1800 transvestite freaks,i give my balls a squeeze my nipples a tweak yeah
I slip into my panties, into my fishnets
i rub some spit upmy ass my man pussy is wet
i grab my anal probe and i ram it home
while i roughly masturbate my throbbing bone (and i dial)
CHORUS then
BRIDGE
and in the day, when nobodies home
i feel the k k calling of my telephone
i grab my dildo,my ky jelly
my ass is lubed up, i switch on my tv (and i dial)
I dial 1800 transvestite sluts
They got the nicest tits and the biggest cocks
1800 transvestite freaks,i give my balls a squeeze my nipples a tweak
1800 yeah the trannies are comin
They are jacking off and they will give you a bumming
1800 yeah you better run fast
cause they will suck your dick and fuck your ass yeah heaah
repeat)
la la la la lala lalala la la la lala lalalala
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Readable chord sheet for 1800 Transvestite Sluts by Dos Dedos
[Bb]When i wake up at night, a[C]nd im feeling horny,
i get up o[G]ut of my bed, and i swi[Bb]tch o[G]n my[Bb] tv.
i slip [Bb]in a porno, it gi[C]ves me a boner
i rea[G]ch across the table, i gra[Bb]b my [G]telep[Bb]hone.
CHORUS
I dial 1[Bb]800 trans[C]vestite sluts
They got the n[G]icest tits and the[Bb] bigges[G]t coc[Bb]ks
1[Bb]800 transv[C]estite freaks,i give my [G]balls a squeeze my n[Bb]ipples[G] a tw[Bb]eak yeah
[Bb] [C] [G] [Bb] [G] [Bb] [Bb] [C] [G] [Bb] [G] [Bb]
I slip [Bb]into my panties, int[C]o my fishnets
i rub some s[G]pit upmy ass my man p[Bb]ussy i[G]s we[Bb]t
i gr[Bb]ab my anal probe and i [C]ram it home
while i r[G]oughly masturbate my thr[Bb]obbin[G]g bo[Bb]ne (and i dial)
CHORUS then
BRIDGE
a[E]nd in the day, wh[G]en nobodies home
i[Bb] feel the k k calling of my tel[C]ephone
i [E]grab my dildo,my k[G]y jelly
my[Bb] ass is lubed up, i switch [C]on my tv (and i dial)
I dial 1[Bb]800 trans[C]vestite sluts
They got the n[G]icest tits and the[Bb] bigges[G]t co[Bb]cks
1[Bb]800 transv[C]estite freaks,i give my [G]balls a squeeze my n[Bb]ipples[G] a tw[Bb]eak
18[Bb]00 yeah the tra[C]nnies are comin
They are jacki[G]ng off and they wi[Bb]ll give yo[G]u a [Bb]bumming
1[Bb]800 yeah you be[C]tter run fast
ca[G]use they will suck your dick and f[Bb]uck your ass yeah heaah
repeat)
la la la la lala lalala la la la lala lalalala