Skip to content
FreeGuitarTabs

Why Wont Asians Have Sex With Me

Dj Lubel
Version1
90

Chords in this song

Strum
D-DU-UDU
Why  wont asians have  sex whit me, im  really good at maths and i love  Bruce Lee.
I  want you to be my  fotunecookie, ohh why  wont asian girls ever hook  up whit me.
Im  the kind of guy with  a long sexuall past, get  so much ass my  cock needs a cast.
Sex  all the time it gets  so messy, i  fuck more bitches the uncle  jessie.
But  when it comes to a sertain type  of rais you asian  girls spraymaisin my
face.
I  do not understand what  im doing wrong thats  why i wrote you asian girls
this  special song.
why  wont asians have  sex whit me, i  play the violin and i love  sushi, i
 would like to performe some bukake  ohh why  wont asian girls ever hook  up with me.
Met  my first asian when  i was only three  first day at nersery her name  was
 kim lee. I  crawld over quick to show  her my thing, i  got more love for her
 than there are people  in bejing, im  like, whats wrong baby why your  being so
 shitty? At  least let me play with your Hello  kitty. She said  no no no you
makin  me sick
 as she gone  into her moms suit up honda civic, honda  civic hoooonda  civic.
Is  it cuz im taller then  five three, or is  it cuz theres hair on my
body?  Is  it cuz i dont like to drink  sakke whine that you never  ever ever
 love me long  time.
Is  it cuz im eastern euro...peaan  and im not sure  if ur japanese chinese  or
 korean.
Is  it cuz rarely go to the  barber that u treat  my heart like it was pearl
harbore.
Just  becuz i live in my moms  garage there are no  happy endings at my asian
 massage. I  love you girls from japan  and manilla but you run  away from me
 like i was  freggin godzilla.
If  i was fit and a little  bit leaner i could maybe  kiss the asians at my
 lokal  dry-kleaner.
But  untill that day happends utill  that day comes ill
 never get my hand on my asian  love.
If  you love me baby my love  will go far i will  even let you ride me like i
 was a car.
But  i will be carefull ill hold  on taight cuz i seen  you girls drive before
 and  its not a pretty saight.
 Cuz your asian.
Why  wont asians have  sex whit me all  i really want is asian pussy, i  try and
 i try but i  never succseed ohhh why  wont asian girls ever hook  up with me.
Lick  my balls....

Source: Songsterr · Rights holder? Request removal.

Readable chord sheet for Why Wont Asians Have Sex With Me by Dj Lubel

[C]Why wont asians [G]have sex whit me, [Am]im really good at maths and i [F]love Bruce Lee.

[C]I want you to be my[G] fotunecookie, ohh [Am]why wont asian girls ever [F]hook up whit me.

[C]Im the kind of guy [G]with a long sexuall past, [Am]get so much ass my[F] cock needs a cast.
[C]Sex all the time it [G]gets so messy, i[Am] fuck more bitches the u[F]ncle jessie.
[C]But when it comes to a sertain [G]type of rais you a[Am]sian girls spraymaisin my
[F]face.                                   [G]
[C]I do not understand w[G]hat im doing wrong t[Am]hats why i wrote you asian girls
[F]this special song.

[C]why wont asians [G]have sex whit me, i[Am] play the violin and i l[F]ove sushi, [C]i
would like to performe some b[G]ukake ohh w[Am]hy wont asian girls ever h[F]ook up with me.

[C]Met my first asian [G]when i was only thr[Am]ee first day at nersery her name[F] was
kim lee. [C]I crawld over quick to [G]show her my thing, i[Am] got more love for her
than there are pe[F]ople in bejing, i[C]m like, whats wrong baby why your[G] being so
shitty? At[Am] least let me play with your He[F]llo kitty. She [C]said no no no you
[G]makin me sick
as she gon[Am]e into her moms suit up honda [F]civic, [C]honda civic h[G]oooonda[Am] ci[F]vic.

[C]Is it cuz im taller then[G] five three, or [Am]is it cuz theres hair on my
[F]body? I[C]s it cuz i dont like to drink[G] sakke whine that you ne[Am]ver ever ever
love me [F]long time.
[C]Is it cuz im eastern euro[G]...peaan and im not s[Am]ure if ur japanese c[F]hinese or

korean.

[C]Is it cuz rarely go to the[G] barber that u t[Am]reat my heart like it was pearl
[F]harbore.

[C]Just becuz i live in my [G]moms garage there are [Am]no happy endings at my a[F]sian
massage. [C]I love you girls from [G]japan and manilla but you [Am]run away from me
like i was[F] freggin godzilla.
[C]If i was fit and a litt[G]le bit leaner i could m[Am]aybe kiss the asians at my
lok[F]al dry-kleaner.
[C]But untill that day happends [G]utill that day comes [Am]ill
never get my hand on my a[F]sian love.
[C]If you love me baby my [G]love will go far i [Am]will even let you ride me like [F]i
was a car.
[C]But i will be carefull ill [G]hold on taight cuz i see[Am]n you girls drive before
an[F]d its not a pretty saight.

Cuz your asian.

[C]Why wont asians h[G]ave sex whit me all[Am] i really want is asian pus[F]sy, [C]i try and
i try but [G]i never succseed ohhh w[Am]hy wont asian girls ever h[F]ook up with me.

[C]Lick my balls....

More songs by Dj Lubel

Browse more →