Royal Jelly
Dewey CoxVersion1
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Chords in this song
Strum
D-DU-UDU
Mailboxes drip like lampposts in the twisted birth canal of the coliseum
Rim job fairy teapots mask the temper tantrum
O' say can you see 'em
Stuffed cabbage is the darling of the Laundromat
'N the sorority mascot sat with the lumberjack
Pressing passing stinging half synthetic fabrication of his-- Time
The mouse with the overbite explained how the rabbits were ensnared
'N the skinny scanty sylph trashed the apothecary diplomat
Inside the three-eyed monkey within inches of his toaster oven life
In my mind
I'm half blind
My inner ref
Is mostly deaf
I'm smell impaired
If you cared
My sense of taste is wasted on the phosphorescent orange peels of San
Francisco axe-encrusted frenzy
So let me touch you
Let me touch you
Let me touch you
Let me touch you
Where the Ro-yal Jelly gets made
Transition:
Coleratura singers bringing weeds and social clingers
Hangers-on and fancy flingers
To the dress ball
Mushrooms and bowling pins
Stove pipe hats and other things I can't recall
From Juvenile hall
We're so unlucky and stuff
Woodrow Wilson never had it so tough
Dairy Queen and Vaseline and Maybelline
Paul Bunyan and James Dean
Allegory agencies of pre-Raphaelite paganry
And Shenandoah tapestries
Compared with good mahogany
Collapsing the undying postcard romance
With feline perspicacity
By the university
That night I held a paucity
Which you deemed common courtesy
I wasn't what you thought I'd be
I shouldn't have invited you to dance
In my tree
I'm halfway free
And in my chair
One quarter there
In my dream
One-sixteenth cream
In the coffee of the Courtier
Of the sycophant assistant to the king
So let me touch you
Let me touch you
Let me touch you
Let me touch you
Where the Ro - - - - - - - yal Jelly gets made
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Readable chord sheet for Royal Jelly by Dewey Cox
[G] [Cadd9] [G] [Cadd9] [Em] [D/F#] [G] Mail[G]boxes drip like lam[Cadd9]pposts in the twi[G]sted birth ca[Cadd9]nal of the colis[D/F#]eum Rim[Cadd9] job fairy teapots mask the tem[D/F#]per tantrum O' say can you see[G] 'em Stuf[C]fed cabbage is the darling of the Laun[D/F#]dromat 'N the sor[G]ority mascot sat with the lumb[Cadd9]erjack Pres[Cadd9]sing passing st[C/B]inging half synthe[Am]tic fabricat[G]ion of his-- Tim[D/F#]e The mo[G]use with the over[Cadd9]bite expl[G]ained how the rab[Cadd9]bits were ensn[D/F#]ared 'N the sk[Cadd9]inny scanty sylph trashed the apot[Em]hecary diplomat In[Am]side the three-eyed monkey within inches of his toa[D/F#]ster oven l[G]ife In my m[Em]ind [C] I'm half bl[G]ind My inne[Em]r ref [C] Is mostly d[G]eaf I'm smell i[Em]mpaired [C] If you ca[G]red My se[G]nse of taste is wa[Cadd9]sted on the pho[G]sphorescent or[Cadd9]ange peels of San Fra[G]ncisco a[Cadd9]xe-encrusted fr[D/F#]enzy So let me to[G]uch you Let me to[D/F#]uch you Let me to[G]uch you Let me to[C]uch you Where the [G]Ro-yal Je[D/F#]lly gets ma[G]de Transition: [G] [Cadd9] [Em] [Cadd9] [Em] [D/F#] [G] [G]Colerat[Cadd9]ura singers bringing w[G]eeds and social [Cadd9]clingers Hangers-[G]on and fancy [Cadd9]flingers To the dr[D/F#]ess ball [Cadd9]Mushrooms and bowling pins [C/B]Stove pipe hats and other things I [D/F#]can't recall From Juvenile [G]hall [Cadd9]We're so unlucky and [D/F#]stuff [G]Woodrow Wilson never had it so [Cadd9]tough [Cadd9]Dairy Queen and [C/B]Vaseline and [Am]Maybelline [G]Paul Bunyan and [D/F#]James Dean [G]Allegory [Cadd9]agencies of pre-[G]Raphaelite [Cadd9]paganry [G]And Shenandoah [Cadd9]tapestries [G]Compared with good [Cadd9]mahogany [G]Collapsing the [Cadd9]undying postcard [D/F#]romance [C]With feline perspicacity [C/B]By the university [Am]That night I held a paucity [Am]Which you deemed common courtesy [Am/G]I wasn't what you thought I'd be [D/F#]I shouldn't have invited you to [G]dance In my [Em]tree [C] I'm halfway [G]free And in my [Em]chair [C] One quarter [G]there In my [Em]dream [C] One-sixteenth [G]cream [G]In the coffee of the [Cadd9]Courtier Of the [G]sycophant [Cadd]assistant to the [D/F#]king So let me [G]touch you Let me [D/F#]touch you Let me [G]touch you Let me [Cadd9]touch you Where the R[G]o [D/F#]- - - [Em] - - [Cadd9] - - [G]yal Jell[D/F#]y gets m[G]ade [G] [Cadd9] [G] [Cadd9] [Em] [D/F#] [G]