Be Stiff

General Mantra of Intro + Verse
    [E]     [A]        [E]     [A]        [C]   [C]          [A]   [Asus4]
e|--0--0--0-0-x-|--0--0--0-0-x-|--0-0-0-0-0-0-|--0-0-0-0-0-0-|
b|--0--0--2-2-0-|--0--0--2-2-x-|--1-1-1-1-1-1-|--2-2-3-3-2-2-|
g|--1--1--2-2-0-|--1--1--2-2-0-|--0-0-0-0-0-0-|--2-2-2-2-2-2-|
d|--2--2--2-2-0-|--2--2--2-2-0-|--2-2-3-3-2-2-|--2-2-2-2-2-2-|
a|--2--2--0-0-x-|--2--2--0-0-0-|--3-3-3-3-3-3-|--0-0-0-0-0-0-|
E|--0--0--x-x-x-|--0--0--x-x-x-|--0-0-0-0-0-0-|--0-0-0-0-0-0-|

Repeated throughout much of the song

Intro x 3 then ([E],[E],[A],[A],[E],[E]) ([D],[D],[Dsus4],[Dsus4],[D],[D]) at same tempo as the third and forth bar above
+ Short Guitar Solo Chords ([A],[Asus4],[A],[C],[C]*,[C])

One, two, three, start

Be stiff, b-abies be stiff
Fruit ooze is wetly lewd
Stay dry in rubber boots and

Be stiff, b-abies be stiff
Cucumbers ripe and rude
Bend over fixed to shoot and

Be stiff, b-abies be stiff
Breath hard in metal suits
Live right make lots of loot
Be stiff
(Short Guitar Solo)

Be stiff, b-abies be stiff
Wet women waste your food
Go solo no no two's and

Be stiff, b-abies be stiff
Watch out for fruits and mutes and
Deep sleepeers jerk the root

So be stiff, b-abies be stiff
Breath hard in metal suits
Live right make lots of loot and
Oh be stiff
(Long Solo - Same Chords as Intro+Verse)

Be stiff, b-abies be stiff
Fruit ooze is wetly lewd
Stay dry in rubber boots and

Be stiff, b-abies be stiff
Wet women waste your food
Go solo no no two's and

Be stiff, b-abies be stiff
Breath hard in metal suits
Live right make lots of loot an
Oh be stiff
([E],[E],[A],[A],[E],[E]) ([D],[D],[Dsus4],[Dsus4],[D],[D]), (Short Solo Chords x3)

([D],[D],[Dsus4],[Dsus4],[D],[D]) then
    [E]  [E]  [A] [A]
e|--0--0--0-0-x-|
B|--0--0--2-2-0-|
G|--1--1--2-2-0-|
D|--2--2--2-2-0-|
A|--2--2--0-0-x-|
E|--0--0--0-0-x-|

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