Long Haired Child

Mid-winters da[Em]y, its cooold and I kn[A]ow for
certain when I [Em]go outside my h[A]ead starts hurtin
Its a[Em] winters day, and I k[A]now for
certain when I [Em]go outside my hea[A]d starts hurtin
So I wr[Em]ap it up in materials to[A] keep my
head from gettin cold[Em], Oh wrap it up in
materials to[A] keep my head from gettin cold
nd I [Em]said tell my friends when they ha[A]vekids
Ya I [Em]said tell my friends when they h[A]ave kids

Im g'on [Em]want that child to be a long
[A]haired child    x4

Oh I [Em]go outside, and [A]mingle in the snow
My [Em]head looks like a globe, aint no
[A]hair on it at all![Em] Do I buy a wig?
[A]Should I grow my beeard, and [Em]comb it upwards
and a[A]round my ears? Well I [Em]cant wait for
the kids to come, I [A]cant wait for the kids
to come and say "[Em]Hey babe, you g'on know
no barbershop." [A]   'Cause I w[Em]ant...
yeah, I w[A]ant... and I know for certain

Itsno-[Em]sugar-beer (???), baby thats for s[A]ure
when the s[Em]torm hits my temple[A], I wanna
[Em]rush home and put on the k[A]ettle now
and w[Em]arm my little brain and bald [A]head
Im too [Em]cold to know if Im alive or [A]dead

But when my [G]baby slips out my mommas womb
When my [C]baby slips out my mommas womb
We're gonna [D]enter a new life, enter a new
life thats for [G]sure, Youre gonna [Am]enter
yourself back through your babys front [G]door
Now if you [G]want that baby to be a long haired
child, you g'on [C]make that baby be a long
haired child thats for [D]sure,
baby, baby, thats for [G]sure.

Then some shoo-bops switching from G to Am