Mary Long
Deep PurpleVersion1
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Chords in this song
Strum
D-DU-UDU
1:
Mary Long is a hypocrite
She does all the things that she tells us not to do
Selling filth from a corner shop
And knitting patterns to the high street queue
She paints roses, even makes them smell good
And then she draws titties on the khazy wall
Drowns kittens just to get a thrill
And writes sermons in the Sun-day Chronicle
How did you lose your virginity, Ma-ry Long ?
When will you lose your stupidity, Mary Long ?
2:
Mary told Johnny not to write such trash
Said it was a waste of public money
She made a fuss, they made apologies
But everybody thought the show was funny
When the nation knew you'd had children
It came as such a surprise
We really didn't know you'd had it in you
How you did it we can only surmise
How did you lose your virginity, Mary Long ?
When will you lose your stupidity, Mary Long ?
3
Mary Long, you're not alone
But you're a long way behind our times
What we do in full frontal view
Is more honest than your clean-up mind
What I'm saying, Mary Long is
When you can spare a minute
Go find your friend the porny Lord
Dig your self a hole and jump in it
How did you lose your virginity, Mary Long ?
When will you lose your stupidity, Mary Long ?
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Readable chord sheet for Mary Long by Deep Purple
[Gm] 1: [Gm]Mary Long is a h[Bb/G]ypocrite She d[C/G]oes all the things that she tells us not to [Gm]do [Gm]Selling filth from a corner sh[Bb/G]op And kni[C/G]tting patterns to the high street qu[Gm]eue [Gm]She paints roses, even [Bb/G]makes them smell good And t[C/G]hen she draws titties on the khazy w[Gm]all [Gm]Drowns kittens just to [Bb/G]get a thrill [C/G]And writes sermons in the [Gm]Sun-day Chronicle [Eb]How did you l[Bb]ose your virginity, M[F]a-[C]ry L[Gm]ong ? [Bb]When will you l[F]ose your stupidity, M[C7]ary Long ? 2: Mary told Johnny not to write such trash Said it was a waste of public money She made a fuss, they made apologies But everybody thought the show was funny When the nation knew you'd had children It came as such a surprise We really didn't know you'd had it in you How you did it we can only surmise How did you lose your virginity, Mary Long ? When will you lose your stupidity, Mary Long ? 3 Mary Long, you're not alone But you're a long way behind our times What we do in full frontal view Is more honest than your clean-up mind What I'm saying, Mary Long is When you can spare a minute Go find your friend the porny Lord Dig your self a hole and jump in it How did you lose your virginity, Mary Long ? When will you lose your stupidity, Mary Long ?