Everything I Try To Do Nothing Seems To Turn Out Right

[Cmaj7]The film was a bust but we stayed till the ending
Hair all a-mussed but your clothes didn't look so b[G]ad
And bac[Cmaj7]k on the street the rain was descending
In cold dirty sheets, so under the awning we [G]sat
And then you hailed yourself a yellow cab
And I s[C]at for a time by the valets in line and I re[G]ad what you wrote on the card
Above a cow[C]boy you drew a big talk balloon saying "T[G]ry not to take it so hard"
But there's this nag[Am]ging suspicion that won't leave me alone [C]tonight
It's just that everything I try to do, nothing seems to turn out ri[G]ght

We laid on our backs and stared at the ceiling
Messed with your slacks, but ended up just holding your hand
The rain will remain, the TV was telling
A drip of the drain as your legs lift to brilliantly bend
And fall to resting on the ottoman
So we turned off the tube and we crawled to your room leaving discarded clothes in our wake
And we both had some fun, though I twice bit my tongue, and it lasted too long for my taste
But there's this nagging suspicion that won't leave me alone tonight
It's just that everything I try to do, nothing seems to turn out right

La da...

And there's this nagging suspicion that won't leave me alone tonight
It's just that everything I try to do, nothing seems to turn out right

A wink and a wave and you're off to your family
I sit and watch as the taxi lights distantly fade
I guess I always thought it'd end this way