Did I Shave My Legs for This?

Flowers and wine is what I t[D]hought I would [A]find
When I came home from working to[E]night
[A]Well now here I stand, over t[D]his frying [A]pan
And you want a c[E]old one [A]again

"Chorus"
I bought these new [D]heels, did my nails, had my h[A]air done just right
I thought this n[D]ew dress was a sure bet for ro[E]mance tonight
Well, it's p[A]erfectly clear, between  the [D]T.V. and [A]beer, I won't get so much
as [A]
        [E]Kiss
As I h[A]ead for the door, I turn a[D]round to be s[A]ure
Did I shave my l[E]egs for [A]this?

               [A] [D] [A] [E]

"Verse 2"
Now when we first met, y[D]ou promised you'd [A]get
A house on a hill with a [E]pool
Well this [A]trailer stays wet, and we're s[D]wimmin' in [A]debt,
And you want me to [E]go back to sc[A]hool

"Chorus"
I bought these new [D]heels, did my nails, had my h[A]air done just right
I thought this n[D]ew dress was a sure bet for ro[E]mance tonight
Well, it's p[A]erfectly clear, between  the [D]T.V. and [A]beer, I won't get so much
as [A]
        [E]Kiss
As I h[A]ead for the door, I turn a[D]round to be s[A]ure
Did I shave my l[E]egs for [A]this?
[D]Darlin, Did [A]I Shave My l[E]egs for [D]this?