Ss Bathtub

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[G]I [D/F#]am the C[Em]aptain [D]of the [C]S.S. B[G]athtub
I r[C]oam wherever I ple[D]ase
[G]I [D/F#]am the C[Em]aptain o[D]f the [C]S.S. B[G]athtub
Come s[C]ail aw[D]ay with [G]me

My fr[G]iends come visit on the [C]S.S. B[G]athtub
They [C]arrive on water sk[D]is
S[G]ome are dolphins and s[C]ome are wh[G]ales
And s[C]ome are m[D]anate[G]es

I tr[G]avel far in the [C]S.S. Ba[G]thtub
I s[C]ail the seven se[D]as
Somet[G]imes I stop at i[C]slands
T[G]hat look j[C]ust like [D]great big kn[G]ees

I've got two dogs on the S.S. Bathtub
A Great Dane and a Pekinese
I named one Port and I named one Starboard
And I'll let you name their fleas

The fish that swim under the S.S. Bathtub
Know all their ABCs
They study hard in their school of fish
Then they go and catch some Z's

For dinner on the S.S. Bathtub
We all eat mac & cheese
I don't use salt and I don't use pepper
'Cause I don't want the whales to sneeze

We love to play on the S.S. Bathtub
With our blocks and our frisbees
We make up songs and we put on plays
And we never watch TVs