The Best Deceptions

{tuning: Standard (EADGBE)}
{sot}+----------------------------------------------------------------------+{eot}
|Key                           Key                                  Key|
{sot}+---+------------------------------------------------------------------+{eot}
| ^ | downbeat                                                         |
{sot}| / | slide (move finger from 1st fret to 2nd w/o letting go)          |
|(#)| harmonic (barely touch string just above numbered fret and strum)|
+---+------------------------------------------------------------------+{eot}

Here is the timing for the Intro and the Verse.  "/" represents a slide and
"^" was placed under the downbeat (each "-" is a 32nd of the measure). Tempo
is about a quarter note equals 90 Beat Per Measure.

IIIII N   N TTTTT RRRR   OOO
  I   NN  N   T   R   R O   O
  I   N N N   T   RRRR  O   O
  I   N  NN   T   R  R  O   O
IIIII N   N   T   R   R  OOO

{sot}Db+--------------------------------|--------------------------------+
Db|--------------------------------|--------------------------------|
F |--------3---0-----------3---0---|--------3---0---1---0-----------|
Db|--------------------0-----------|----0-------------------2-/-4---|
Ab|----0-----------4---------------|2-------------------------------|
Db+0-------------------------------|--------------------------------+x2{eot}
   ^       ^       ^       ^        ^       ^       ^       ^

V   V EEEEE RRRR   SSSS EEEEE       11
V   V E     R   R S     E            1
V   V EEE   RRRR   SSS  EEE          1
 V V  E     R  R      S E            1
  V   EEEEE R   R SSSS  EEEEE      11111

(I have shortened the Chords names to better fit, so when seen below with the
words, refer [[D] to [D]] (duh), [[Dmaj7] to [D7]], [[Bm]/[D] to BD], [[Dsus4] to [Dsus4]],
[Dadd2 to D2], and [2D is just a variation of D]):

{sot}   [D]               [D7]               BD              [Dsus4]  [D]   [D2]  2D
Db+0-------0---0---0-------0---0---|0-------0---0---0---0---0---0---+
Db|0-------0---0---0-------0---0---|0-------0---0---0---0---0---0---|
F |0-------0---0---0-------0---0---|0-------0---0---1---0---0---0---|
Db|0-------0---0---0-------0---0---|0-------0---0---0---0---2---4---|
Ab|0-------0---0---4-------4---4---|2-------2---2---0---0---0---0---|
Db+0-------0---0---0-------0---0---|0-------0---0---0---0---0---0---+x6{eot}
   ^       ^       ^       ^        ^       ^       ^       ^

NOTE: Where the fist letter of the chord is is about where the chord starts
in relationship to the word(s).  Get the strumming and timing down and listen
to the song if you are struggling with where the words go, but this should
really help.

[D]              [D7]       BD     [Dsus4]  [D]   [D2]  2D
  I heard about    your trip.
[D]              [D7]       BD          [Dsus4]  [D]   [D2]  2D
  I heard about    your souvenirs.
[D]              [D7]          BD                   [Dsus4] [D]      [D2]  2D
  I heard about    the cool  breeze in the cool    nights and the cool
[D]              [D7]           BD                 [Dsus4]  [D]   [D2]  2D
  guys             that you spent them with.
[D]                       [D7]                [C#]       [Dsus4]  [D]   [D2]  2D
  I guess I should have heard of them from  you.
[D]                       [D7]                [C#]       [Dsus4]  [D]   [D2]  2D
  I guess I should have heard of them from  you.

 CCCC H   H  OOO  RRRR  U   U  SSSS
C     H   H O   O R   R U   U S
C     HHHHH O   O RRRR  U   U  SSS
C     H   H O   O R  R  U   U     S
 CCCC H   H  OOO  R   R  UUU  SSSS

NOTE: Once again, I have shortened chords, therefore, [D is still D], [Add4/E
is AE], and [G/D is GD]:
(for AE and GD, the low Db gives it a bad ring and doesn't sound good because
it's a good amount away from any of the other notes)

CHORUS GOES LIKE SO:

THIS ONE PART x1
BOXED PART x2
KISS ME HARD PART WITH HARMONICS x1
BOXED PART x5

{sot}THIS ONE PART:
   D                                AE                GD
Db+0---0-0-0---0-0---0-0---0---0-0-|0-0-0---0---0-0-0-0-0---0---0-0-+
Db|0---0-0-0---0-0---0-0---0---0-0-|0-0-0---0---0-0-0-0-0---0---0-0-|
F |0---0-0-0---0-0---0-0---0---0-0-|7-7-7---7---7-7-7-5-5---5---5-5-|
Db|0---0-0-0---0-0---0-0---0---0-0-|7-7-7---7---7-7-7-5-5---5---5-5-|
Ab|0---0-0-0---0-0---0-0---0---0-0-|7-7-7---7---7-7-7-5-5---5---5-5-|
Db+0---0-0-0---0-0---0-0---0---0-0-|x-x-x---x---x-x-x-x-x---x---x-x-+{eot}
   ^       ^       ^       ^        ^       ^       ^       ^
   >       >               >                >               >   <--accent
                                                                 ">" chords
BOXED PART:
 ___________________________________________________________________________
{sot}|                                                                           |
| (GD)D                                AE              GD                   |
|Db+0-0-0---0-----0---0-0---0---0-0-|0-0-0---0---0-0-0-0-0---0---0-0-+      |
|Db|0-0-0---0-----0---0-0---0---0-0-|0-0-0---0---0-0-0-0-0---0---0-0-|      |
|F |5-0-0---0-----0---0-0---0---0-0-|0-7-7---7---7-7-7-5-5---5---5-5-|      |
|Db|5-0-0---0-----0---0-0---0---0-0-|0-7-7---7---7-7-7-5-5---5---5-5-|      |
|Ab|5-0-0---0-----0---0-0---0---0-0-|0-7-7---7---7-7-7-5-5---5---5-5-|      |
|Db+x-0-0---0-----0---0-0---0---0-0-|0-x-x---x---x-x-x-x-x---x---x-x-+      |{eot}
|   ^       ^       ^       ^        ^       ^       ^       ^              |
|           >               >                >               >   <--accent  |
|                                                                 ">" chords|
|___________________________________________________________________________|

KISS ME HARD PART WITH HARMONICS:
{sot}(The harmonic D is nicknamed DH)
    DB              DB              AE                GD
Db+(12)------------(12)------------|0---0---0---0-0-0-0-0---0---0-0-+
Db|(12)------------(12)------------|0---0---0---0-0-0-0-0---0---0-0-|
F |(12)------------(12)------------|7---7---7---7-7-7-5-5---5---5-5-|
Db|(12)------------(12)------------|7---7---7---7-7-7-5-5---5---5-5-|
Ab|(12)------------(12)------------|7---7---7---7-7-7-5-5---5---5-5-|
Db+(12)------------(12)------------|x---x---x---x-x-x-x-x---x---x-x-+{eot}
   ^       ^       ^       ^        ^       ^       ^       ^
                                    >       >               >   <--accent
                                                                 ">" chords
[D]  Well, don't you see, don't [A] [E]  you see      [G] [D]    that the cha-
rade[D]                is [A]o[E]ver?              [G]               [D]
And[D] the "Best Decpetions" and "Clev[A]e[E]r Cover St[G]o[D]ry" awards
[D]           go to you.[A] [E]                   [G]                    [D]
[D] [B] So kiss me [D]h[B]ard 'cause [A]t[E]his will be the last [G]t[D]ime that I let
[D] you.       [A]        [E]                  [G]                   [D]
[D] You will be back some day and this awkward
{sot}    [D]                               [A][E]       [G][D]
kiss that tells** of other people's lips       will be of ser-
+------------------------------------------------------------------------+{eot}
|1st Ending                                                              |
{sot}+------------------------------------------------------------------------+{eot}
| [D] vice to keeping you away, to keeping you a[A]-[E] - [G]-[D] - [D]way. [A] [E]   [G] [D]          |
{sot}|                                                                        |
|                                                     [GO TO VERSE 2 NOW]|
+------------------------------------------------------------------------+
+------------------------------------------------------------------------+{eot}
|2nd Ending                                                              |
{sot}+------------------------------------------------------------------------+{eot}
| [D]vice to keeping you away, to keeping you away[A],[E]    to keep[G]i[D]ng you a-    |
| [D]- - - way.     [A] [E]          [G] [D]                                            |
{sot}|                                                                        |
|[GO TO OUTRO NOW]                                                       |
+------------------------------------------------------------------------+{eot}

V   V EEEEE RRRR   SSSS EEEEE      222
V   V E     R   R S     E         2   2
V   V EEE   RRRR   SSS  EEE          2
 V V  E     R  R      S E           2
  V   EEEEE R   R SSSS  EEEEE      22222

Same rule of ryhtm apply as in Verse 1, but I've put in the words so you can
see where they line up with the words:

[D]              [D7]       BD     [Dsus4]  [D]   [D2]  2D
  I heard about         your regrets.
[D]                 [D7]             BD          [Dsus4]  [D]   [D2]  2D
  I heard that you  were feeling sorry.
   [D]               [D7]          BD        [Dsus4] [D]      [D2]  2D
  I heard from someone that you  wish you   could
[D]               [D7]         BD         [Dsus4]  [D]   [D2]  2D
  set things right between us.
[D]                           [D7]                [C#]       [Dsus4]  [D]   [D2]  2D
Well, I guess I should have heard of them from  you.
[D]                       [D7]                [C#]       [Dsus4]  [D]   [D2]  2D
  I guess I should have heard of them from  you.

-  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -

R          CCCC H   H  OOO  RRRR  U   U  SSSS
 E        C     H   H O   O R   R U   U S
  P       C     HHHHH O   O RRRR  U   U  SSS    (But use 2nd Ending)
   E      C     H   H O   O R  R  U   U     S
    A      CCCC H   H  OOO  R   R  UUU  SSSS
     T

 OOO  U   U TTTTT RRRR   OOO
O   O U   U   T   R   R O   O
O   O U   U   T   RRRR  O   O
O   O U   U   T   R  R  O   O
 OOO   UUU    T   R   R  OOO

NOTE: [DXII is DX], [Dmaj7 is D7], [D6 is D6], [A7sus4/D is A7D], [A/D is AD]
Play every note hard and short.  It's an easy and straight-forward rhthym.
{sot} _____________________________________________________________________
|   DX                               [D7]                               |
|Db+0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---|0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---+|
|Db|0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---|0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---||{eot}
{sot}|F |12--12--12--12--12--12--12--12--|12--12--12--12--12--12--12--12--||
|Db|12--12--12--12--12--12--12--12--|11--11--11--11--11--11--11--11--||
|Ab|0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---|0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---||
|Db+0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---|0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---+|{eot}
|   ^       ^       ^       ^        ^       ^       ^       ^        |
{sot}|                                                                     |
    D6                               A7D             AD
|Db+7---7---7---7---7---7---7---7---|5---5---5---5---7---7---7---7---+|
|Db|0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---|5---5---5---5---7---7---7---7---||
|F |8---8---8---8---8---8---8---8---|8---8---8---8---7---7---7---7---||
|Db|9---9---9---9---9---9---9---9---|5---5---5---5---7---7---7---7---||
|Ab|0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---|0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---||
|Db+0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---|0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---+|{eot}
|   ^       ^       ^       ^        ^       ^       ^       ^        |
|_____________________________________________________________________|x3.5

For the last three measures, the last "You're calling too late," the
rhythm changes ever so slightly to this (End on the last chord
{sot}(0-0-12-12-0-0) and let it ring out:
   D6                               A7D             AD               Dvar3
Db+7---7---7---7---7---7---7---7---|5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-7---7---7-7-7-7-|0-+
Db|0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---|5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-7---7---7-7-7-7-|0-|
F |8---8---8---8---8---8---8---8---|8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-7---7---7-7-7-7-|12|
Db|9---9---9---9---9---9---9---9---|5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-7---7---7-7-7-7-|12|
Ab|0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---|0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0---0---0-0-0-0-|0-|
Db+0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---|0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0---0---0-0-0-0-|0-|x1{eot}
   ^       ^       ^       ^        ^       ^       ^       ^        ^
DX                     [D7]
   I'm waiting for blood  to flow to my fin-
[D6] gers.  I'll be all right[A7]  [D]when my han[A]d[D]s get warm.
DX                   [D7]
   Ignoring the phone,    I'd rather say noth-
[D6] ing.  I'd rather you nev[A7] -[D] er heard[A] [D] my voice.
[D]   You're calling to late,[D7]    too late to be gra-
[D6] cious and you do not war[A7] -[D] rant [A]l[D]ong good-
[D]byes.  You're calling to late[D7].   You're calling too late.
D6                          A7D       AD       Dvar3
   You're calling too late.

{sot}   D  D7 BD D4 D  D2 2D AE GD DX D7 D6 A7D AD Dvar3
Db+0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--7--5---7--12+
Db|0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--5---7--12|
F |0--0--0--1--0--0--0--7--5--12-12-8--8---7--12|
Db|0--0--0--0--0--2--4--7--5--12-11-9--5---7--12|
Ab|0--4--2--2--0--0--0--7--5--0--0--0--0---0--0-|
Db+0--0--0--0--0--0--0--x--x--0--0--0--0---0--0-+{eot}

{sot}+-------+{eot}
|Verse 1|
{sot}+-------+{eot}

[D]              [D7]       BD     [Dsus4]  [D]   [D2]  2D
  I heard about    your trip.
[D]              [D7]       BD          [Dsus4]  [D]   [D2]  2D
  I heard about    your souvenirs.
[D]              [D7]          BD                   [Dsus4] [D]      [D2]  2D
  I heard about    the cool  breeze in the cool    nights and the cool
[D]              [D7]           BD                 [Dsus4]  [D]   [D2]  2D
  guys             that you spent them with.
[D]                       [D7]                [C#]       [Dsus4]  [D]   [D2]  2D
  I guess I should have heard of them from  you.
[D]                       [D7]                [C#]       [Dsus4]  [D]   [D2]  2D
  I guess I should have heard of them from  you.

{sot}+------+{eot}
|Chorus|
{sot}+------+{eot}

[D]  Well, don't you see, don't [A] [E]  you see      [G] [D]    that the cha-
rade[D]                is [A]o[E]ver?              [G]               [D]
And[D] the "Best Decpetions" and "Clev[A]e[E]r Cover St[G]o[D]ry" awards
[D]           go to you.[A] [E]                   [G]                    [D]
[D] [B] So kiss me hard 'cause [A]t[E]his will be the last [G]t[D]ime that I let
[D] you.       [A]        [E]                  [G]                   [D]
[D] You will be back some day and this awkward
kiss[D] that tells of other people's [A]l[E]ips     [G] [D] will be of ser-
 [D] vice to keeping you away, to keeping you a[A]-[E] - [G]-[D] - [D]way. [A]  [E]     [G]      [D]

{sot}+-------+{eot}
|Verse 2|
{sot}+-------+{eot}

[D]              [D7]       BD     [Dsus4]  [D]   [D2]  2D
  I heard about         your regrets.
[D]                 [D7]             BD          [Dsus4]  [D]   [D2]  2D
  I heard that you  were feeling sorry.
   [D]               [D7]          BD        [Dsus4] [D]      [D2]  2D
  I heard from someone that you  wish you   could
[D]               [D7]         BD         [Dsus4]  [D]   [D2]  2D
  set things right between us.
[D]                           [D7]                [C#]       [Dsus4]  [D]   [D2]  2D
Well, I guess I should have heard of them from  you.
[D]                       [D7]                [C#]       [Dsus4]  [D]   [D2]  2D
  I guess I should have heard of them from  you.

{sot}+------+{eot}
|Chorus|
{sot}+------+{eot}

[D]  Well, don't you see, don't [A] [E]  you see      [G] [D]    that the cha-
rade[D]                is [A]o[E]ver?              [G]               [D]
And[D] the "Best Decpetions" and "Clev[A]e[E]r Cover St[G]o[D]ry" awards
[D]           go to you.[A] [E]                   [G]                    [D]
[D] [B] So kiss me [D]h[B]ard 'cause [A]t[E]his will be the last [G]t[D]ime that I let
[D] you.       [A]        [E]                  [G]                   [D]
[D] You will be back some day and this awkward
kiss[D] that screams of other people's [A]l[E]ips     [G] [D] will be of ser-
 [D]vice to keeping you away, to keeping you away[A],[E]    to keep[G]i[D]ng you a-
 [D]- - - way.     [A]      [E]                [G]                 [D]

{sot}+-----+{eot}
|Outro|
{sot}+-----+{eot}

DX                     [D7]
   I'm waiting for blood  to flow to my fin-
[D6] gers.  I'll be all right[A7]  [D]when my han[A]d[D]s get warm.
DX                   [D7]
   Ignoring the phone,    I'd rather say noth-
[D6] ing.  I'd rather you nev[A7] -[D] er heard[A] [D] my voice.
[D]   You're calling to late,[D7]    too late to be gra-
[D6] cious and you do not war[A7] -[D] rant [A]l[D]ong good-
[D]byes.  You're calling to late[D7].   You're calling too late.
D6                          A7D       AD       Dvar3
   You're calling too late.