Bad Day

I hope that the la[D]st the page of your 80[Bm7]0-page novel is missi[E7]ng
And I hope that i[D]t rains if you leave the [Bm7]window down on your [E7]red Mustang

'Cause e[G]veryday ought to [D]be a bad day for y[G]ou
'Cause e[G]veryday ought to [D]be a bad day for y[G]ou

And if you drop your [D]keys I hope there's a [Bm7]sewer somewhere very near[E7]by
And if you're out of [D]clean sheets I hope yo[Bm7]ur new girl takes off and[E7] it's clear why

'Cause e[G]veryday ought to [D]be a bad day for y[G]ou
'Cause e[G]veryday ought to [D]be a bad day for y[G]ou

And [Bm7]I would like to be your [A]girlfriend so I could dump [B7]you
And [Bm7]I would like to be your [D]garbage man so I would nev[G]er have to pick up
your trash a[G]gain

Maybe you should [D]wonder why your apar[Bm7]tment is always so emp[E7]ty
Well I hope you g[D]et locked out of that [Bm7]apartment and have to call [E7]Jenny

'[G]Cause everyday ou[D]ght to be a bad da[G]y for you
 (But I'm sorry if it ever is)
'[G]Cause everyday ou[D]ght to be a bad da[G]y for you
(But I'm sorry if it ever is) etc...