Harry Freakin Potter
Darren CrissVersion1
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You're Harry Freakin' Potter!
You don't understand
you're a legend, man,
to us all!
Every son and daughter-- "SAFE!"
... From You-Know-Who,
all because of you!
You were small,
but I wonder if you can recall...
Long story short,
this guy,
"Voldemort"
was super cruel...
"Voldemort?" gasp "SHHH!!!"
... Tried to kill you & your parents,
and this is where it gets intensely cool...
Even though you were a tiny little boy,
you shoulda died but you survived and then destroyed
this evil guy and it's story we enjoy to tell....
You're Harry Freakin' Potter!
We don't prefer Gandalf,
Merlin, or Oz,
You're a whole lot hotter!
With that lighting scar,
you're a superstar to us all!
If we're in trouble we know who to call!
You're Harry Freakin' Potter!
I wouldn't wince at all,
you're invincible to all harm!
Like Betty Crocker--
... I wanna eat you up!
No one'll beat you up
with that charm!
Remember, Harry, kid,
you're the Boss,
you're the King,
you're the Bomb!
But this is all so sad,
I mean, my Mom and Dad
were killed, long ago...(Long ago they died!)
... I wanna be psyched,
but being unliked
is all I know...(All he knows, that's why-)
I never thought I'd be a part of such a fate,
an opportunity eleven years late...
I guess it's time for me step up to the plate
and show 'em that I'm something great!
I'm Harry Freakin' Potter!
I'll do what I can
if what you say I am is true!
I can't be bothered
by my awful past,
I've found at last
something I can do,
so it's time I knew
exactly who I am...
I'm Harry Freakin' Potter!
You're Harry Freakin' Potter!
I'm/You're Harry Freakin' Potter--
... And I'm the Man!
"HARRY FREAKIN' POTTER!"
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Readable chord sheet for Harry Freakin Potter by Darren Criss
[F] [F]You're Harry Freakin' [C]Potter! You don't [G]understand you're a [F]legend, man, to us a[G]ll! Every son and [C]daughter-- "SAFE!" ... From [G]You-Know-Who, all be[F]cause of you! You were [G]small, but I [F]wonder if you can rec[Esus4]all...[E] Long [Am]story [G]short, this gu[F]y, "Volde[Em]mort" was [Dm]super cruel... [F]"Voldemort?" [G]gasp "SHHH!!!" [Am]... Tried to [G]kill you & your [F]parents, and [Em]this is where it [Dm]gets intensely coo[F]l.[G].. [Am]Even though you were a [F]tiny little boy, [Am]you shoulda died but you sur[F]vived and then destroyed [Am]this evil guy and it's [F]story we enjoy to [G]tell.... [F]You're Harry Freakin' [C]Potter! We [G]don't prefer [F]Gandalf, Merlin, or [G]Oz, You're a whole lot [C]hotter! With that [G]lighting scar, [F]you're a superstar to us [G]all! If we're in [F]trouble we know who to ca[Esus4]ll! [E] [A] [E] [D] [E] [C#sus4] [C#]You're Harry Freakin' [F#]Potter! I wouldn't [C#]wince at all, you're in[B]vincible to all [C#]harm! Like Betty [F#]Crocker--[Oooh!] ... I wanna [C#]eat you up! No one'll [B]beat you up with that [C#]charm! Remember, [B]Harry, kid, you're the [C#]Boss, you're the [Eb]King, you're the [Ab]Bomb! But this is [Abm]all so s[F#]ad, I mean, my [E]Mom and [Ebm]Dad were killed,[C#m] long ag[E]o...(Long ago they [F#]died!) ... I [Abm]wanna be [F#]psyched, but [E]being un[Ebm]liked is [C#m]all I kn[E]ow...(All he knows, that's [F#]why-) [Abm]I never thought I'd be a [E]part of such a fate, [Abm]an opportunity el[E]even years late... [Abm]I guess it's time for me step [E]up to the plate and [F#]show 'em that I'm something [Ab]great! I'm [F#]Harry Freakin' [C#]Potter! I'll do [Ab]what I can if what you [F#]say I am is [Ab]true! I can't be [C#]bothered by my [Ab]awful past, I've [F#]found at last something [C#]I can [Ab]do, so it's [Eb]time I k[Bb]new ex[C#]actly who I [Eb]am... I'm [Ab]Harry Freakin'[A] P[Bb]otter! You're [Ab]Harry Freakin' P[A]ot[Bb]ter! I'm/You're [Ab]Harry Freakin' P[A]ot[Bb]ter-- ... And I'm the [Eb]Man! [Ab] [A] [Bb] [Ab] [A] [Bb] [Eb][spoken] "HARRY FREAKIN' POTTER!"