Different As Can Be

1   2   3   4    1   2   3   4    1   2   3    4    1   2   3   4
e|--33-x33-x33-x33|--55-x55-x55-x5-|--77-x77-x9p7-x77|--33-x330000----|
B|--33-x33-x33-x33|--33-x77-x77-x7-|--88-x88-x8 8-x88|--33-x333333----|
G|--00-x00-x00-x00|--22-x55-x55-x5-|--77-x77-x7 7-x77|--44-x445555----|
D|--00-x00-x00-x00|0-00-x77-x77-x7-|--99-x99-x9 9-x99|--55-x554444----|
A|--22-x22-x22-x22|-----x55-x55-x6-|7-77-x77-x7 7-x77|--55-x555555----|
E|3-33-x33-x33-x33|----------------|----------- -----|3-33-x33--------|

Note:
Instead of the single notes you can play the lower strings of the chord.
E.g. instead of only the G in the first chord play G and the B or even the D.
That makes it alot easier to play without a pick.
The rythm:
One hyphen is the sixtienth part of the 4 beat measure. You will want to
silence the strings before each beat of the 4 beat (1 2 3 4 as noted).
This is the way i play it, without the fancy stuff Darren puts in and without
the Louis Armstrong part inbetween.

Chords:

                E A D G B e
G (Var1)        3 2 0 0 3 3
G (Var2)        3 5 5 4 3 3
Em7 (Var1)      0 2 2 0 3 3
Em7 (Var2)      x 7 9 7 8 7
D7add9 (?)      x 5 4 5 3 0

[G]You won't sleep on your tummy
[D]You won't sleep on your back
[Em7]We're quite a kooky couple you'll [Cadd9]agree
[G]We share some hands and fingers
[D]And yet the feeling lingers
[Em7]We're just about as different as
[G(2)]anyone could [D7add9]be

[G]You like plotting a garden
[D]and I like plotting to kill
[Em7]You think that you should rule the world
[Cadd9]I think books are a thrill!
[G]Sipping tea by the fires swell
[D]Pushing people in is fun as well
[Em7]I like folding all my ties
[G]And you have no friends, hey t[D7add9]hats a surprise

[G]I guess it's plain to see
[D]when you look at you and me
[Em7]we're different
[Cadd9]different as can
[G]be. It's plain to see
[D]when you look at you and me
[Em7]we're different
[Cadd9]different as can
[G]be                           [D7add9]

[G]Youre a sissy, a twat a girl!
[D]Im the darkest of lords!
[Em7]Im the brightest professor here
[Cadd9]I've won several awards
[G]My new world is about to unfold
[D]You got beat by a two year old
[Em7]I'll kill him this time through and through
[G]Or you might just give him anoth[D7add9]er tattoo

[G]You really must agree
[D]when you look at you and me
[Em7]were different
[Cadd9]different as can-
[G]Ill rise again and Ill
[D]rule the world. But
[Em7]you must help me re-
[Cadd9]new
[G]For when our plan succeeds - Prevails!
[D]Part of that world goes to you
[Em7]When I rule the world I'll plant
[Cadd9]flowers
[G]When I rule the world I'll have
[D]snakes
[Em7]And goblins, and werewolves, and giants, and thestrals,
[Cadd9]a fleet of dementors, and all my Death Eaters!

[G]I guess it's plain to see
[D]when you look at you and me
[Em7]we're different
[Cadd9]different as can
[G]be. It's plain to see
[D]when you look at you and me
[Em7]we're different
[Cadd9]different as can
[G]be

have fun!

| p  pull-off
| x  Mute note