Not If You Were The Last Junkie On Earth

[A] [E] [C] [D]

I[N.C.] never thought you'd be a junkie because heroin is so pa[A]sse
And [E]Today
[C]If you think that I don't know about [D]depression and emotional [A]pain
You're [E]insane
[C]And your a fool who hasn't paid [D]attention to a word that I [A]say
In a w[E]ay
[C]I can't help but feel responsible, I al[D]ways knew that you were in[A]sane
With your [E]pain
[C]But I never thought you'd be a j[D]unkie because

(double-time)

[A]Heroin[E] is [C]so p[D]asse
[A]Heroin[E] is [C]so p[D]asse
[A]Heroin[E] is [C]so p[D]asse
[A]aah....

So passe
Now-[A]-day
You never thought you'd get addicted, just be cooler in an obvious way
I could say
You got a couple piercings and decided maybe that you were gay
In a way
I can't help but feel responsible, I always knew that you were insane
With your pain
But I never thought you'd be a junkie because

Heroin is so passe
Heroin is so passe
Heroin is so passe
Aaah...

Heroin is so passe
Heroin is so passe
Heroin is so passe
Aaah...

[A] [E]
[C] [C] [C] [C]
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