You Silly Git

{capo: 2}
{tuning: Standard (EADGBE)}
{section: Intro}
and pretty much the whole song):
  [F]   [Am]   [F]   [C]   [F]   [G]   [Am]   [C]   [F]   [G]

She says the [F]joys of life are lost among the [Am]living
So I guess [F]all those souvenirs are for her [C]health
She gives me [F]quarters for the [G]phone
And every [Am]time I feel [C]alone I go [F]broke
Yeah I go [G]broke

She says if y[F]ou're not here at least make sure you m[Am]iss me
So when I m[F]iss her I make sure to let her [C]know
It's the [F]least that I could [G]do
And sure I [Am]guess I like it t[C]oo
I'm Mr. Char[F]ming without the c[G]harming

I can h[F]ear the eyebrows raise when I start [Am]singing
'Cause the s[F]ongs I sing are all about m[C]yself
You can [F]read me like a [G]book
I'm not as [Am]clever as I l[C]ook

I've got a s[F]neaky kind of selfish
That I k[G]eep upon the shelf
With jars of [F]double-sided comments
For peop[G]le who've done nothing wrong

Prepa[F]ring for the lights
And always pr[G]acticing my sha-na-nas
I will s[F]tand right next to giants
And ro[G]ar aside the lions

Wondering h[F]ow is it so easy
For [G]leaves amid the breeze to blow
From ho[F]metowns all around us
To home[G]towns where nobody lives

Just c[F]ities full of people
[G]People making people
Making [F]people for the masses
P[G]eople we won't ever know

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She says the [F]point of this is not to date the f[Am]uture
So just [F]focus on the task at [C]hand
Try to [F]break up with your [G]pride
And start to [Am]flirt with satisf[C]ied

  [F]   [G]   [F]