Exes

[B]Ex[G]es
[C]I've got no acces to my [B]ex[G]es
[C]I'm sure by now they've moved to [B]Tex[G]as
[C]or took a one way trip to [B]Nax[A]os [C]
[B]Exe[G]s
[C]I've lost the battle of the [B]sex[G]es
[C]Like making love inside of [B]tax[G]is
[C]They liked the sting but not the [A]cact[G]us [C]

[Em]I know that [D]exes [C]reflect my [G]youth
[Em]I know that [D]exes [C]are my male [G]proof
[Em]I know they're [D]guilty of [C]being the [G]past
[Em]But you've killed the [D]cupid
[C]You're over them

[B]Exe[G]s
[C]I've got no problem with my [B]exe[G]s
[C]They loved me driving in my [B]Lex[G]us
[C]A road's as good as all its [B]exi[A]ts [C]
[B]Exe[G]s
[C]so out of date like sending [B]fax[G]es
[C]I was the tree they were the [B]axe[G]s
[C]They liked the pray but not the [B]mant[A]is [C]

[Em]The cynical coll[D]ector of [C]birds not [G]bees
[Em]The problem det[D]ector got [C]high on [G]heels
[Em]The beauty prot[D]ector w[C]ith no degree
for [B]exes

Which is [Em]good which is [D]constructive
Which is [C]what a woman needs
Don't go [Em]asking for forg[D]iveness
Go plead [C]guilty all degrees
You were [Em]raised on defin[D]itions
With your [C]dears obscuring deeds
Your [B]actions

[B]Exe[G]s
[C]you like 'm young but not the [B]acn[G]e
[C]You like the team but not the [B]refe[G]ree
[C]I wonder how it feels to [B]ex [A]me [C]   So go ahead and
[B]ex [G]me
[C]Try to forget just don't an[B]nex [G]me
[C]I thought I threw away the [B]fris[G]bee
[C]I'd say we try to stick to [B]plan [A]B  [C]

Like a mis[Em]sile that ain't [D]guided
I was [C]following my [G]seed
Like a [Em]horse that hasn't [D]travelled
I took [C]hay for upper purple [G]weed
I got [Em]excommuni[D]cated
Cause I [C]couldn't play the [G]creep
for [B]exes

[B]Exe[G]s
[C]too young to check all their re[B]flex[G]es
[C]No use explaining who T-[B]Rex [G]is
[C]They are the source of all compl[B]exe[A]s  [C]  You know...
[B]exe[G]s