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The Prettiest Waitress In Memphis

Cory Branan
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Chords in this song

Strum
D-DU-UDU
e|------------------------------------------------------------|
B|------------------------------------------------------------|
G|-------------------------6-4-2------------------------------|
D|-2---2-2-/7-6-4-2---2-2-/7-6-4-2---2-2--------2~------------|
A|-2---2-2--------2---2-2--------2---2-2--4-2-0-2~------------|
E|-0---0-0--------0---0-0--------0---0-0--5-4-2-0~-(let ring)-|
 Most chords palm muted
Well,  there is only one reason I stop in this place
 Let me stress that it ain’t the cuisine
 The eggs are all runny, the hash browns smell funny and
 The coffee tastes like gasoline
 But there goes  the one thing that I’ve been looking forward to
 For the last six-hundred miles
 In a slow motion pan with 8 beers in each hand
 What’s here of heaven in her smile
 She is the prettiest waitress  in Memphis
 And I think  she’s flirting with me
 Readin’ them specials- extra special
 She slipped a finger into my sweet tea
 O’ but a small  stack of singles from a hard double-shift
 Will do terrible things to a smile
 And the prettiest waitress in Memphis knows
 She’s only that way for a while
 Somehow she remembered my name though its been
 Several months since I passed through this way
 She said she’s lived here all her twenty three years
 I said I’d be here for a day
 Ordered the pecan pie and with a wink of an eye
 Got a slice as big as my head
 And her name and her number on a Sweet-n-Low package
 Is the best poem that I’ve ever read
 She’s the prettiest waitress in Memphis,
 And I know she's flirtin' with me.
 Been reading them specials, extra special.
 Slipped a finger into my sweet tea.
 O' but a small stack of singles from a hard double-shift
 Will do terrible things to her smile.
 And the prettiest waitress in Memphis knows,
 She's only that way for a while.
 Well, the prettiest waitress in Memphis
 Spilled her heart all over me
 As I held her that night in a way she was right when she said,
 “This will all change eventually”
 Cause she ain’t the prettiest waitress in Memphis no more
 But it’s not what you’re thinking- you see
 The prettiest waitress in Memphis just quit
 And she’s leaving Memphis with me
 The prettiest ex-waitress in all of Memphis is
 Leaving Memphis with me.

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Readable chord sheet for The Prettiest Waitress In Memphis by Cory Branan

e|------------------------------------------------------------|
B|------------------------------------------------------------|
G|-------------------------6-4-2------------------------------|
D|-2---2-2-/7-6-4-2---2-2-/7-6-4-2---2-2--------2~------------|
A|-2---2-2--------2---2-2--------2---2-2--4-2-0-2~------------|
E|-0---0-0--------0---0-0--------0---0-0--5-4-2-0~-(let ring)-|

Most chords palm muted

[E]Well, there is only one reason I stop in this place
Let me stress that it ain’t the [B]cuisine
The eggs are all runny, the hash browns smell funny and
The coffee tastes like [E]gasoline

But there [E]goes the one thing that I’ve been looking forward to
For the last six-hundred [B]miles
In a slow motion pan with 8 beers in each hand
What’s here of heaven in her [E]smile

She is the [E]prettiest [B]waitress in [E]Memphis
And I [Fm]think she’s flirting with [B]me
Readin’ them specials- extra special
She slipped a finger into my sweet [E]tea
O’ but a [E]small stack of singles from a hard double-shift
Will do terrible things to a [B]smile
And the prettiest waitress in Memphis knows
She’s only that way for a [E]while

Somehow she remembered my name though its been
Several months since I passed through this way
She said she’s lived here all her twenty three years
I said I’d be here for a day

Ordered the pecan pie and with a wink of an eye
Got a slice as big as my head
And her name and her number on a Sweet-n-Low package
Is the best poem that I’ve ever read

She’s the prettiest waitress in Memphis,
And I know she's flirtin' with me.
Been reading them specials, extra special.
Slipped a finger into my sweet tea.
O' but a small stack of singles from a hard double-shift
Will do terrible things to her smile.
And the prettiest waitress in Memphis knows,
She's only that way for a while.

Well, the prettiest waitress in Memphis
Spilled her heart all over me
As I held her that night in a way she was right when she said,
“This will all change eventually”

Cause she ain’t the prettiest waitress in Memphis no more
But it’s not what you’re thinking- you see
The prettiest waitress in Memphis just quit
And she’s leaving Memphis with me

The prettiest ex-waitress in all of Memphis is
Leaving Memphis with me.

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