Puddle Stomper

[G] [D] [Em] [C] x4

I can rem[G]ember sitting a[D]round at my h[Em]ouse
And wat[C]ching the smoke fill the li[G]ving room
As you r[D]ested your feet on my[Em] coffee ta[C]ble
And we watched something on T[G]V
Ta[D]lked about the w[Em]orld
But the l[C]ines were already d[G]rawn from the ma[D]gazines[Em]    [C]
And you called me a s[G]ponge
And you w[D]ere just like d[Em]iamond coated p[C]lastic
Just p[G]lastic, [D]so invinci[Em]ble, s[C]o invincible [G]    [D]
But it's[Em] not like that at a[C]ll, it's n[G]ot like that a[D]nymore and I'm n[Em]ot
Like that anym[C]ore

And [G]I got to hold my [D]breath
Because the p[C]uddle that got you is b[D]ound to get me too
And [G]I shouldn't hold my [D]breath
Because a [C]sponge like you needs a [D]puddle to go to
And [G]I, I have breathing [D]room
Because the [C]puddle in which you fell
My di[D]amond coated plastic could repe[G]l
Could re[D]pel, could re[C]pel [D]

Diamond coated plastic could re[G]pel [D]
Could r[Em]epel
My d[C]iamond coated plastic could repel[G]   [D]      [Em]          [C]

And I will [G]repel you just l[D]ike you're o[Em]ne of the others[C]
And I will [G]expel you just l[D]ike you're o[Em]ne of the others[C]
Because you [G]are, [D]one of the others [Em]now    [C]
It's kind of [G]weird, I think, the w[D]ay that pe[Em]ople chang[C]e
Think you k[G]now someone[D], but you [Em]don't, but you c[C]an't
Soak 'em [G]up, soak 'em come [D]up
Because [Em]I don't even care an[C]ymore
Because you'll [G]never be a[D]lone
And I'll a[Em]lways be al[C]one

Because you're a s[G]ponge
Because you're a s[D]ponge
Because you're a s[Em]ponge
[C]Who would ever guess it?
[G]Not me, not me, but [D]I don't even know an[Em]ymore
And [C]how am I to know anym[G]ore [D]    [Em]        [C]

And [G]I, I'm out of br[D]eath, because I've been [C]holding it for years
And [D]holding back the tears
[G]Please let me catch my b[D]reath
And [C]soak up a puddle there
And s[D]crambling for air
[G]I finally got my b[D]reath
And now at [C]least I know for sure
I'm a p[D]uddle stom[G]per, stomper, sto[D]mper, stomper, sto[C]mper, stomper
I am a p[D]uddle st[G]omper, [D]   stom[Em]per   [C]
I'm a puddle s[G]tomper
I'm a puddle s[D]tomper
I'm a puddle s[Em]tomper
I'm a puddle s[C]tomper
And you're a s[G]ponge
And you're a s[D]ponge
And you're a s[Em]ponge
And you're a s[C]ponge
And you're a s[G]ponge[D]   [E]      [C]         [G]            [D]               [E]                  [C]                     [G]                        [D]
I'm a puddle st[Em]omper now [C]
I'm a puddle st[G]omper[D]
I'm a puddle st[Em]omper [C]
And you're a sp[G]onge [D]
And you're [Em]a   [C]
I'm a puddle st[G]omper[D]   [Em]       [C]

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