Courtney

[A]Everyone?s gonna [E]look at me, conf[F#m]ounded by my dec[D]ency
[A]I?ve got no tales of [E]personal tra[D]gedy
[A]And everyone?s gonna [E]know my name, and [F#m]talk about my n[D]ew found fame
[A]Alluding to my [E]functional fam[D]ily

[Bm]She said she liked the s[D]imple mel[E]ody.
She [Bm]brought me on stage [D]for a bow
[F#m]I stood there laughin?,[E] all I said was ?w[D]ow?

And Courtney loves me [A]now    [E]           [D]

Now my friends they all want to know, is this for real or is this just for show
They?re taking bets on when I?m history
And all her friends are gonna tell her things, shared apartments, diamond rings
And how that car phone?s an absolute necessity

She liked the way I kissed her cheek.
She brought me upstairs, grabbed a towel
I stood there laughin?, all I said was ?wow?

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[E]Courtney?s fond of t[F#m]elling me
[Bm]I?m everything she used to [D]be
[E]Bridget Fonda?s t[F#m]elling her
[Bm]Let?s go for steaks, ba[D]by you could wear your f[E]ur

Then I?ll ask to have her hand, and hold it as she quits the band
She whispers playfully, you can open up for me
Buy a house maybe hit the road, share a joint maybe share the load
And laugh about our plans they?re history

She said she liked the way I licked her feet.
She brought me upstairs, showed me how
I stood there laughin?, all I said was ?wow?

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