Unlucky In Love

[E]First there was Harry, I thought we'd get married
Get a house, settle down, have a couple of [A]kids
Took [B]ill on the Sunday and died by the Monday
[A]Tuesday they nailed down the [E]lid

[E]His first cousin Sammy flew in from Miami
To give me a shoulder on which I could [A]cry
I was [B]nearly a sinner 'til one night at dinner
He [A]choked on my [B]mom's apple p[E]ie

[E]Unlucky in love, un[A]lucky in love
[B]All of my lovers re[A]side up a[E]bove
[E]I hate to admit it but when [A]push comes to shove
I [A]guess I'm un[B]lucky in [E]love

[E]Johnny came later, a smooth operator
He fixed up the barn and he swept me a[A]way
Spon[B]taneous combustion made quite a reduction
To [A]any love made in the [E]hay

[E]For days I was grieving until I met Steven
Who worked for the Salvation Army in [A]town
But [B]God gives diseases to whoever he pleases
And [A]Steven's with [B]Jesus right [E]now

[E]Unlucky in love, un[A]lucky in love
[B]All of my lovers re[A]side up a[E]bove
[E]I hate to admit it but when [A]push comes to shove
I [A]guess I'm un[B]lucky in [E]love

[F#]Timmy and Trevor had a car crash together
And Jack had a heart attack mowing' the [B]lawn
And [C#]then they found David with his head amputated
And [B]they're still out looking for [F#]Sean

[F#]I guess it's quite clear male genitalia
Has never been more than unlucky to [B]me
So [C#]now I'm surviving because I'm muff-diving
I'd [B]like y'all to [C#]meet Anne-Ma[F#]rie

[F#]Unlucky in love, un[B]lucky in love
[C#]All of my lovers re[B]side up a[F#]bove
[F#]I hate to admit it but when [B]push comes to shove
I [B]guess I'm un[C#]lucky in [F#]love
[F#]Unlucky in love, un[B]lucky in love
[C#]All of my lovers re[B]side up a[F#]bove
[F#]I hate to admit it but when [B]push comes to shove
I [B]guess I'm un[C#]lucky in [B]love[F#]