Date With The Tub

[D] [G] [E] [D] [D] [A] [D]
[D]Well he's never cheated
[G]But his eyes aren't on mine
[E]They're romancin that TV
[D]like it's some sort of shrine
[A]He's caressin that remote
[G]Like he used to hold me                  [Em]
[D]Just strokin my desire
[A]for new company         [D]

[G](only pluck string [A] and [E]) [G]
Oh Goodbye darlin'
[D]Got a new date tonight
[G]It's a hot one
involves romance, [E]candles, and wine   [A]
We'll turn down the li[G]ghts
[D]               [G](only pluck string [A] and [E]) [G]
and turn up the love
[D]You ain't invited to my date with the tub    [A]                               [D]

[D]Well I'm no adultress
[G]Unless you count this affair              [D]
[D]These bubbles have gone places                     [E]
[A]You forgot were even there
[D]This water's way hotter than you've ever been             [G]                                    [E]
[D]I'm feeling all heated from my loofa sudsin'                 [A]                           [D]

[G](only pluck string [A] and [E]) [G]
Oh Goodbye darlin'
[D]Got a new date tonight
[G]It's a hot one
involves romance, [E]candles, and wine   [A]
We'll turn down the li[G]ghts
[D]               [G](only pluck string [A] and [E]) [G] [G](hold)
and turn up the love
[D]You ain't invited to my date with the tub    [A]                               [D]

[D] [G] [E] [D] [D] [A] [D]

[G](only pluck string [A] and [E]) [G]
Oh Goodbye darlin'
[D]Got a new date tonight
[G]It's a hot one
involves romance, [E]candles, and wine   [A]
I'm just sudsin my blo[G]nde hair
[D]               [G](only pluck string [A] and [E]) [G] [G](hold)
But this could be LOOOVE
[D]You ain't invited to my date with the tub    [A]                               [D]                                       [D]
[D]You ain't invited to my date with the tub    [A]                       [D]