Copenhagen

[D]Copenhagen it m[G]akes me feel so[D] good.
[D]Copenhagen the [E]way I know it [A]should.  I
[D]put a little chew in my mouth,
go [G]spittin' and a-slobberin'

all around the house, that
[D]Copenhagen, it [A]makes me feel so good.

1.
I [D]took a chew just the other night-
it [G]made me feel so [D]fine.

I Grabbed my honey baby
and I [E7]pinched her ol' be[A]hind.
She said, "you [D]better spit out that
[D]chewin' tobaccer if you [G]wanna kiss

me on the big ol' smacker,
that [D]Copenhagen, it [A]makes me feel so [D]good.

2.
I was [D]sittin' in a bar room
and I [G]took a little [D]dip--

Drinkin' beer & talkin'
but I [E7]had no place to spit.
So I [D]spit a stream out [D]on the floor,
and that [G]bouncer flung me out the door,
that [D]Copenhagen, it [A]makes me feel so [D]good.

Recitation

It's a cure all too-
it cures fits, warts, freckles, coughs,
colds, runny nose.
Guaranteed not to rip, run or snag.
Makes conception a wonder and
child birth a pleasure...
That's Copenhagen...