A Song About Monkeys

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You're my [G]favorite animal, but I'm bi[D]ased I guess
Because you l[Em]ook quite a bit like [C]me
You're not as[G] eloquent and you've a h[D]airier chest
But I [Em]can't pick my famil[C]y  [D]

As I sh[G]ake your hand I can f[D]eel your grip
And it's [Em]definitely firmer than mine[C]
They say a s[G]trong handshake shows the man i[D]s equipped
But if I [Em]called you a man I'd be cr[C]ossing a l[D]ine

You're an [Em]animal
You're not like me[C]  [D]
You're an [Em]animal
I have do[C]minion over the[D]e

[G] [D] [Em] [C]
[G] [D] [Em] [C]

You might [G]be my cousin
But [D]I don't know if you could be my f[Em]riend [C]   [D]
'Cause you don't s[G]eem the person on
[D]Which when I'm in need I could depend[Em]   [C]     [D]

In fact when I[G] look closer
You [D]don't seem like a person at a[Em]ll  [C]    [D]
Do you h[G]ave opinions?
[D]  Do you keep morals?
[Em]Do you even have a sou[C]l? [D]

You're an [Em]animal
You're not like [C]me [D]
You're an a[Em]nimal
Oh what a si[C]lly thing to be [D]

[G] [D] [Em] [C]
[G] [D] [Em] [C]

[G]  And when I look at you [D]
Do you know what I see? [Em]
I see [D]me
I see [C]me
'Cause when I look at you[D]
Yeah I can't help but see myself [Em]
Next to you in the tr[D]ee  [C]    [D]

You're my[G] favorite animal, but I'm b[D]iased I guess
Because you l[Em]ook quite a bit like [C]me
And when I st[G]and to admire you I ca[D]n't help but confess
That your m[Em]annerisms fill me with glee[C]  [D]

You're p[G]artial to bananas, and I'm mu[D]nching on chips
That I'm s[Em]haring with the friend by my side[C]
You p[G]eel it from the bottom, concentr[D]ating as you sit
[Em]Break it in two and pass h[C]alf to the fr[D]iend you're beside [C]

You're an a[Em]nimal        (oowaoo)
You're just like m[C]e     (oowaoo)
'Cause I'm an ani[Em]mal    (oowaoo)
We're of the sa[C]me biolog[D]y

[G]Oh mister monkey man, [D]I've got a favor can't you s[C]ee [D]
[G]I was wondering if y[D]ou would make a monkey out of m[C]e? [D]