Gallifreyan History 101

[A] [D] [E] [D]  x8]

"Alright, class, I'm the Professor. I'm going to be giving you the lecture today.
Now, just so that we're all clear, this is Gallifreyan History 101, so please make
sure you're in the right class.
"There's always one, isn't there?
"Right, for the rest of us, we've got a lot to cover, so let's get started."

At [A]first we were [D]just Galli[E]freyans and t[D]hat was fi[A]ne[D]. [E]   [D]
Just[A] taking [D]up sp[E]ace and [D]biding our [A]ti[D]me[E]. [D]
'Til [A]Rassil[D]on [E]came al[D]ong
[A]With his ever [D]present sense of [E]right and [D]wrong.
He was [A]strong,[D] he was [E]mighty,[D]
He was the [A]founder of [D]Time Lord So[E]ciety[D].

Now, [C]this is the subject that [G]everyone finds the h[A]ardest,[A]
But you're [C]gonna have to pass it if you [G]want to earn your T[A]ARDIS. [A]
[C]Nobody's graduating [G]from this Acade[A]my   [A]
Un[C]til you've all mastered [G]Gallifreyan Histo[A]ry[D]. [E]   [D]     [A]       [D]         [E]
Galli[D]freyan H[A]is[D]to[E]ry[D]! [A]   [D]     [E]       [D]

Now [A]Rassi[D]lon had a [E]buddy c[D]alled Om[A]eg[D]a.[E]  [D]
His[A] inter[D]stellar [E]science [D]would am[A]az[D]e [E]ya[D].
[A]He found o[D]ur [E]source of pow[D]er,
[A]And devised a [D]cunning plan in [E]under an ho[D]ur.
It went [A]sour;[D] he was er[E]ased,[D]
But at least [A]now we could [D]travel through [E]time and [D]space.

Now, [C]if there's a subject that's im[G]possible, it's t[A]his. [A]
In com[C]parison, the Untempered [G]Schism's a piece of p[A]iss. [A]
[C]Nobody's graduating [G]from this Acade[A]my   [A]
Un[C]til you've all mastered[G] Gallifreyan Histo[A]ry[D]. [E]   [D]     [A]       [D]         [E]
Galli[D]freyan H[A]is[D]to[E]ry[D]! [A]   [D]     [E]       [D]

Owww, let's go!

[instrumental = [C] [G] [A] [A]  x4,  [A] [D] [E] [D]  x2]

So, [A]now we're [D]all Time [E]Lords, and [D]that's just f[A]in[D]e.[E]  [D]
We're[A] travel[D]ling through sp[E]ace, [D]bouncing through [A]ti[D]me[E]; [D]
But we've [A]made it [D]clear not to [E]interf[D]ere,
And [A]that's a rule to [D]which we all [E]must adh[D]ere.
But I [A]fear[D] that the [E]Doc [D]
Is ab[A]out causing[D] havoc in his [E]big blue [D]box.

Now, [C]that takes us up to d[G]ate and everything's just [A]gravy. [A]
I only [C]hope it doesn't get messed [G]up by Russell T [A]Davies. [A]
[C]Nobody's graduating [G]from this Acade[A]my   [A]
Un[C]til you've all mastered[G] Gallifreyan...
Un[C]til you can say you're[G] Gallifreyan...
Un[C]til you know all about[G] Gallifreyan Histo[A]ry[G]. [A]   [G]     [A]       [G]         [A]           [G]             [A]

"Right, same time next week."