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Sheriff Fatman

Carter the Unstoppable Sex Machine
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Sheriff  Fatman started out in business as a granny  farmer
 he was infamous  for fifteen minutes and he appeared  in Panorama
Then  he somehow got himself on board The Starship  Enterprise Allowance Scheme
 With a Prince of Wales award for pushing valium  and amphetamines
 Now he's moving  up onto second base behind Nicholas  Van Wotsisface
 At six  foot six and a hundred tons the undisputed king  of the slums
 With more alias'  than Klaus Barbie the master  butcher of Leigh-on-Sea
Just  about to take the stage the one  and only hold  the front page
Fatman's  got something to sell  to the capital's homeless
 At The Crossroads Motelfor  the no-fixed-abodeless
 Where you can live life in style  you can sleep  in a closet
 And if you flash him a smile  he'll take your teeth  as deposit
 There's bats in the belfry  the windows are jammed
 The toilets ain't healthy  and he don't give a damn
 he just chuckles and smiles  and laughs like a madman,
 a born again Rachman  Here comes Sheriff  Fatman
 With his valium,  amphetamines his sick  notes and his phoney  prescriptions
 And just when you thought it was safe  to go back  into the kitchen,
 Dead legs and cracked  heads Bunk-beds  and breakfasts
 Wake  up  you sleepy headcases check  this
Moving  up now to take the place of Nicholas  Van Wotsisface
 At six  foot six and a hundred tons the undisputed  king  of the slums
 With more alias'  than Klaus Barbie the master  butcher of Leigh-on-Sea
 In a hatchback  from Notre Dame, the one  and only Sheriff  Fatman
In  goes another left hook  and now I'm losing  my patience
 Someone call up Roger Cook  and The United Nations
 he's buying up houses  for hasbeens  (help  me)
 From Lands  End to Southend  and Chelsea
 There's bats in the belfrey  the windows are jammed
 The toilets ain't healthy  he don't give a damn
 He just chuckles and smiles  and laughs like a madman
 Ladies and gentlemen,I  give you . . .
SHERIFF  FATMAN!
 etc

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Readable chord sheet for Sheriff Fatman by Carter the Unstoppable Sex Machine

[G]Sheriff Fatman started out in business as a [C]granny farm[Am]er
he was [G]infamous for fifteen minutes and he [C]appeared in [Am]Panorama
[G]Then he somehow got himself on board The [C]Starship Enterprise [Am]Allowance [G]Scheme
With a Prince of Wales award for pushing [C]valium and am[Am]phetamines
Now he's [G]moving up onto second base behind [C]Nicholas Van [Am]Wotsisface
At [G]six foot six and a hundred tons the [C]undisputed [Am]king of the slums
With more [G]alias' than Klaus Barbie the [C]master butcher of [Am]Leigh-on-Sea
[G]Just about to take the stage the [C]one and only [Am]hold the front page

[G]Fatman's got something to [C]sell to the [Am]capital's [G]homeless
At The Crossroads [C]Motelfor the [Am]no-fixed-a[G]bodeless
Where you can live life in [C]style you can [Am]sleep in a [G]closet
And if you flash him a [C]smile he'll take your [Am]teeth as de[G]posit

There's bats in the [C]belfry the windows are [Am]jammed
The toilets ain't [C]healthy and he don't give a [D]damn
he just chuckles and [Em]smiles and laughs like a [Am]madman,
a born again [C]Rachman Here comes [D]Sheriff Fatman

With his [G]valium, amphetamines his [C]sick notes and his [Am]phoney pre[G]scriptions
And just when you thought it was [C]safe to go [Am]back into the [G]kitchen,
Dead legs and [C]cracked heads [Am]Bunk-beds and [G]breakfasts
W[C]ake up[A] you sleepy headcases    che[G]ck this[C]  [Am]
[G] [C] [Am]

[G]Moving up now to take the place of [C]Nicholas Van [Am]Wotsisface
At [G]six foot six and a hundred tons the und[C]isputed kin[Am]g of the slums
With more [G]alias' than Klaus Barbie the [C]master butcher of [Am]Leigh-on-Sea
In a [G]hatchback from Notre Dame, the [C]one and only Sh[Am]eriff Fatman
[G]In goes another left [C]hook and now I'm [Am]losing my [G]patience
Someone call up Roger [C]Cook and The [Am]United [G]Nations
he's buying up [C]houses for [Am]hasbeens ([G]help me)
From [C]Lands End to [Am]Southend and Chelsea

There's bats in the [C]belfrey the windows are [Am]jammed
The toilets ain't [C]healthy he don't give a [D]damn
He just chuckles and [Em]smiles and laughs like a [Am]madman
Ladies and [C]gentlemen,I give you . . .
[D]SHERIFF FATMAN![A]

[D]    [A] etc