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Anything I Can't Eat

Cardiacs
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Chords in this song

Strum
D-DU-UDU
 Pick  the paper plates up off the floor
 Hide  the hand and feet  inside the shed
 Leave  the chipping axe outside the door
 Invite  home and ask  no-one instead
 Up  and makes me jump on to my feet
 And  not do anything  I can't eat
 And  all the two things that I put first
 And  all at the same  time - oh Christ...
 Nice  looking girl  and a nice  looking place
 And I hear  they've got  some little  ones there
 Asleep  upstairs
 Mind if I  take a peek  at the nice  looking girl
 And the nice  looking place
 And I hear  they've got  some little  ones there
 Asleep  upstairs
 Mind if I  take a peek
 And I won't  disturb  them even  when I  start to cry
 Cats  and the rats  and the mice  chase the dogs
 Eat the pigs  chase the cats  eat the mice
 Eat the bricks  chase the house  house the mouse
 Chase the cats  and the rats  and the mice
 Chase the dogs  eat the pigs  chase the cats
 Eat the mice  eat the bricks  chase the house
 House the mouse  chase the cats  and the rats
 And the mice  eat the dogs  eat the pigs
 Chase the cats  and the mice  eat the bricks
 And the house...
 STOP! Aaaaannnd...
 Cats  and the rats  and the mice  chase the dogs
 Eat the pigs  chase the cats  eat the mice
 Eat the bricks  chase the house  house the mouse
 Chase the cats  and the rats  and the mice
 Chase the dogs  eat the pigs  chase the cats
 Eat the mice  eat the bricks  chase the house
 House the mouse  chase the cats  and the rats
 And the mice  eat the dogs  eat the pigs
 Chase the cats  and the mice  eat the bricks
 And the house...
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 Chords used:
Eb
E||-----------------------------------------------------||
B||--9---7---12--3---7---5---5---1---3---4---6---2---8--||
G||--9---8---12--4---7---6---5---2---3---5---6---3---8--||
D||--9---9---12--5---7---7---5---3---3---6---6---4---8--||
A||--7---9---10--5---5---7---3---3---1---6---4---4---6--||
E||--0---7-------3-------5-------1-------4-------2------||
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Readable chord sheet for Anything I Can't Eat by Cardiacs

[E]  [B]  [G]  [B]
[E]  [B]  [G]  [B]
[E]  [B]  [G]  [B]
[E]  [B]  [G]  [B]

P[E]ick the paper plates up off the floor
H[G]ide the hand and fe[B]et inside the shed
Le[E]ave the chipping axe outside the door
In[G]vite home and a[B]sk no-one instead

[E]  [B]  [G]  [B]
[E]  [B]  [G]  [B]

U[E]p and makes me jump on to my feet
A[G]nd not do anyth[B]ing I can't eat
A[E]nd all the two things that I put first
A[G]nd all at the s[B]ame time - oh Christ...

N[D]ice looking g[A]irl and a n[E]ice looking pl[B]ace
And I h[C]ear they've g[F]ot some li[Bb]ttle ones th[Ab]ere
As[C#]leep ups[F#]tairs
Mind if [D]I take a p[A]eek at the n[E]ice looking g[B]irl
And the n[C]ice looking pl[F]ace
And I h[Bb]ear they've [Ab]got some l[C#]ittle ones t[F#]here
As[A]leep ups[C]tairs
Mind if [G]I take a p[C]eek
And I w[G]on't dis[C]turb them [Eb]even when [D]I start to c[G]ry

[E]  [B]  [G]  [B]
[E]  [B]  [G]  [B]
[E]  [B]  [G]  [B]
[E]  [B]  [G]  [B]

C[D]ats and the r[A]ats and the m[E]ice chase the d[B]ogs
Eat the p[C]igs chase the c[F]ats eat the m[Bb]ice
Eat the br[Ab]icks chase the ho[C#]use house the m[F#]ouse
Chase the c[D]ats and the r[A]ats and the m[E]ice
Chase the d[B]ogs eat the p[C]igs chase the c[F]ats
Eat the m[Bb]ice eat the br[Ab]icks chase the h[C#]ouse
House the mo[F#]use chase the c[A]ats and the r[C]ats
And the m[G]ice eat the d[C]ogs eat the p[G]igs
Chase the c[C]ats and the m[Eb]ice eat the br[D]icks
And the ho[G]use...

[E]  [F#]  [G]  [A]
[Bb]  [Ab]  [F#]  [Ab]
[A]  [B]  [Bb]  [Ab]
[F#]  [Ab]
[A]

STOP! Aaaaannnd...

[E]  [B]  [G]  [B]
[E]  [B]  [G]  [B]

C[D]ats and the r[A]ats and the m[E]ice chase the d[B]ogs
Eat the p[C]igs chase the c[F]ats eat the m[Bb]ice
Eat the br[Ab]icks chase the ho[C#]use house the m[F#]ouse
Chase the c[D]ats and the r[A]ats and the m[E]ice
Chase the d[B]ogs eat the p[C]igs chase the c[F]ats
Eat the m[Bb]ice eat the br[Ab]icks chase the h[C#]ouse
House the mo[F#]use chase the c[A]ats and the r[C]ats
And the m[G]ice eat the d[C]ogs eat the p[G]igs
Chase the c[C]ats and the m[Eb]ice eat the br[D]icks
And the ho[G]use...

[E]  [B]  [G]  [B]
[E]  [B]  [G]  [B]

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Chords used:

     [E]   [B]     [G]     [D]   [A]   [C]   [F]   [Bb]  [Ab]  [C#]  [F#]  [Eb]
E||-----------------------------------------------------||
B||--9---7---12--3---7---5---5---1---3---4---6---2---8--||
G||--9---8---12--4---7---6---5---2---3---5---6---3---8--||
D||--9---9---12--5---7---7---5---3---3---6---6---4---8--||
A||--7---9---10--5---5---7---3---3---1---6---4---4---6--||
E||--0---7-------3-------5-------1-------4-------2------||

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