Axe Murder Song
Camper Van BeethovenVersion1
90
Chords in this song
Strum
D-DU-UDU
Why do lovers park down deserted lanes?
Near haunted houses and homes for the insane?
Like a deformed son who was locked in a shed
Later es--caped when he chopped off their heads
Why do axe murderers only attack
When you're partially nude or you're taking a bath
Tho there are times I feel softer than most
Somedays like yogurt & some days like toast
Sorority girls and fraternity boys
Always de--flowered. They're rich and they're spoiled
So we never feel bad when Aunt Jenny, who's dead
Surprises them lying on her wedding bed
When we're making love now, I feel so ex--posed
Might you im--pale me or turn into those
Creatures that feed on the flesh of the living
They hide in the corn between June & Thanks--giving
OUTTRO:
Why do axe murderers only at--tack when we're
Making love...
Why do axe murderers only at--tack when we're
Partially nude or taking a
Bath.
--crookedpath
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Readable chord sheet for Axe Murder Song by Camper Van Beethoven
[Em7] [Em7] [Em7] [Em7] [G] Why do [C] lovers park [Am] down deserted [D] lanes? [D] [D] Near [G] haunted [C] houses and [Am] homes for the [D] insane? [D] [D] Like a [Am] deformed [D] son who was [G] locked in a [C] shed [C] [Am] Later es-[D]-caped when he [G] chopped off their [C] heads [C] [C] [G] Why do [C] axe murderers [Am] only [D] attack [D] [D] When you're [G] partially [C] nude or you're [Am] taking a [D] bath [D] [D] [Am] Tho there are [D] times I feel [G] softer than [C] most [C] [C] [Am] Somedays like [D] yogurt & [G] some days like [C] toast [C] [C] [Em7] [Em7] [Em7] [Em7] [G] Sorority [C] girls and [Am] fraternity [D] boys [D] [D] [G] Always de-[C]-flowered. They're [Am] rich and they're [D] spoiled [D] [D] So we [Am] never feel [D] bad when Aunt [G] Jenny, who's [C] dead [C] [C] [Am] Surprises them [D] lying on [G] her wedding [C] bed [C] [C] When we're [G] making [C] love now, I [Am] feel so ex-[D]-posed [D] [D] [G] Might you im-[C]-pale me or [Am] turn into [D] those [D] [D] [Am] Creatures that [D] feed on the [G] flesh of the [C] living [C] [C] They [Am] hide in the [D] corn between [G] June & Thanks-[C]-giving [C] [C] OUTTRO: [Am] Why do axe [D] murderers [G] only at-[Em]-tack when we're [Cm] Making love... [Cm] [Cm] [Cm] [Am] Why do axe [D] murderers [G] only at-[Em]-tack when we're [Cm] Partially nude [Cm] [Cm] or [Cm] taking a [G] Bath. --crookedpath