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Ill Never Tell

Buffy The Musical
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 ANYA:This  is the man that I plan to entangle.
 Isn't  he  fine?
  My  claim to fame was to maim and to mangle.
  Vengeance  was  mine.
  But  I'm out of the biz.
 The name  I made I'll trade  for his.
 The only  trouble is...
  I'll  never tell.
 XANDER:She  is the one,
 She's such wonderful  fun,
 Such  passion  and grace.
  Warm  in the night
  When I'm right in  her tight embrace!
  Tight  embrace!
 I'll never  let her go.
 The love  we've known can only  grow.
 There's just  one thing that  - no.
 I'll  never tell.
 XANDER&ANYA:'Cause there's nothing  to tell.
 A:  He snores.
 X: She wheezes.
 A:Say "housework"  and he freezes.
 X:She eats  these skeezy cheeses that I can't  describe.
 A:I talk,  he breezes.
 X:She doesn't  know what pleases.
 A:His penis  got diseases from a Chumash  tribe.
 X&A:The vibe  gets kind of  scary.
 X:Like she thinks  I'm ordinary.
 A:Like it's all  just temporary.
 X:Like her toes  are kind of hairy.
 X&A:But it's all  very  well.
 'Cause god  knows I'll  never  tell.
  A:  When things  get rough he
 A:Just hides  behind his Buffy
 A:Now look  he's gettin' huffy
 A:'Cause he knows  that I  know.
 X:She clings,  she's needy,
 X:She's also  really greedy
 X:She nev-er  ... - This is
 A: His eyes are beady!
 X: my  verse! Hello?  She-
 
 <a:look at="" me!="" i'm="" dancing="" crazy!="">
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 X&A:You  know...
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 X:You're  quite the charmer.
 A: My knight in armor.
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 X:You're  the cutest of the Scoobies
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 X:With  your lips as red as rubies.
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 X:And  your firm yet supple-
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 X;Tight  em-brace!
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 A:  He's swell.
 X: She's sweller.
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 A:He'll  always be my feller.
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 X:That's  why I'll never tell her that I'm petrified.
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 A:I've  read this tale.
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 A:There's  wedding then betrayal.
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 A:I  know there'll come the day
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 A:I'll  want  to run and hide.
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 X&A:I  lied, I said it's easy.
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 X&A:  I've tried but there's
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 X&A:these  fears I can't quell.
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 X:Is  she looking for a pot of gold?
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 A:Will  I look good when I've gotten old?
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 X:Will  our lives become too stressful
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 X:If  I'm never that successful?
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 A:When  I get so worn and wrinkly
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 A:That  I look like David Brinkley?
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 X:Am  I crazy?
 
   I dreamin'?
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 X:Am  I marrying  a demon?
 
 X&A:We  could really raise the beam
 X&A:In  making marriage a hell!
 
 
 
 X&A:So  thank god I'll never tell.
 
 
 X&A:I  swear that I'll never tell.
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 X:  My lips are sealed.
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 A:  I take the fifth.
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 X:  Nothin' to  see.  Move it along.
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 X&A:  I'll never... tell!

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Readable chord sheet for Ill Never Tell by Buffy The Musical

Key : [G]

ANYA:[F]This is the man that I plan to entangle.

I[F]sn't h[G]e fi[G]ne?

 [G6]My claim to fame was to maim and to mangle.

 [G6]Vengeance wa[G]s min[G]e.

 [Am/G]But I'm out of the b[C7]iz.

The [F]name I made I'll t[G]rade for his.

The [Am]only trouble i[C]s...

 [G]I'll never tell[G].

XANDER:[F]She is the one,

She's such [F]wonderful fun,

S[F]uch pass[G]ion and gra[G]ce.

 [G6]Warm in the night

 When I'm right [G6]in her tight embrace!

 [G6]Tight embr[G]ace!   [G]

I'll [Am/G]never let her go.  [C7]

The [F]love we've known can [G]only grow.

There's [Am]just one thing that[C]  -  no.

I[G]'ll never tel[G]l.

XANDER&ANYA:'Cause there's  [F]nothing to [Am]tell.

A[G]:   [G]  He [G]snores.
X:               She wheezes.

A:Say "[G]housework" and he freezes.

X:She [G6]eats these skeezy cheeses that I c[Am]an't de[D]scribe.

A:I [Am]talk, he breezes.

X:She [F]doesn't know what pleases.

A:His [D]penis got diseases from a [Am]Chumash[D] tribe.

X&A:The [G]vib[D]e     gets kind of[Em] scary[G/D].

X:Like she [C]thinks I'm ordinary.

A:Like it's [C7]all just temporary.

X:Like her [D]toes are kind of hairy.

X&A:But it's [Am]all very[D7] well.

'Cause [C]god knows [Em]I'll neve[G]r tell.

 [G]A:   [G]    When [G]things get rough he

A:Just [G]hides behind his Buffy

A:Now [G6]look he's gettin' huffy

A:'Cause he [Am]knows that I[D] know.

X:She [Am]clings, she's needy,

X:She's [F]also really greedy

X:She [D]nev-er ...            - This is
A:        His eyes are beady!

X: [Am7]my verse! Hel[D]lo?    She-

 [G7]           [C7]      [G7]         [C7]

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 [G]
X[D]&A:You know...
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 [Em]
X[G/D]:You're quite the charmer.
A:                       My knight in armor.
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X[C]:You're the cutest of the Scoobies
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X[C7]:With your lips as red as rubies.
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X[D]:And your firm yet supple-

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X[A];Tigh[Dsus2]t em-bra[G]ce!

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 [G]
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 [Em7]
 [Csus2]
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 [G]
 [G]
A[G]:      He's swell.
X:                 She's sweller.
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A[G]:He'll always be my feller.

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 [G6]
X[Am]:That'[D]s why I'll never tell her that I'm  petrified.

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A[Am]:I've read this tale.

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A[F]:There's wedding then betrayal.

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A[D]:I know there'll come the day

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A[Am]:I'll wa[D]nt to run and hide.

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 [G]
 [D]
X[Em]&A:I   lied,    I said it's easy.

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 [G]
 [C]
X[D]&A:      I've   tried      but there's

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 [G6]
X[G]&A:these fears I can't quell.

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 [D]
X[F]:Is she looking for a pot of gold?

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 [Em]
A[Em]:Will I look good when I've gotten old?

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X[C]:Will our lives become too stressful

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X[C7]:If I'm never that successful?

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A[C]:When I get so worn and wrinkly

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A[C7]:That I look like David Brinkley?

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X[Am]:Am I craz[D]y?

 [A]
 [Am] I dreamin'?

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X[A]:Am I marryin[D7]g a  demon?

 [D]
X[D7]&A:We could really raise the beam

X[Am]&A:In making marriage a hell!

 [D]
 [Am]         [Em]
 [G]
X[G]&A:So  thank god I'll never tell.

 [Em]             [Em]
 [G]
X[G]&A:I    swear that I'll never tell.

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 [G]      [Em]
 [G]
X[G]:       My lips are sealed.

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 [G]      [Em]
 [G]
A[G]:       I take the fifth.

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X[Em]:   Nothin' [G]to see[Em]. Move it a[G]long.

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 [C]
 [Em]
X[G]&A:  I'll never...    tell!

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