Trip To The Golden Arches

[A] [G] ([D] [C]) x3 [C#] [C]
then
e -------------------------------------|
B -------------------------------------|
G -------------------------------------|
D -7-----5-5-5-------------------------|
A -7-5-7-------7-5-4-4-4-4-4-4-3-3-3---|
E -5-----------------------------------|

(all power chords)
all G on the 10th fret
all E on the 7th fret

[A] [G] [C#] [C] x4 [C#] [C]

[A] [C#] [F#] [E]
          [A] [C#] [F#] [E] [A]

[A]

[A]Cos all the cars are slowing up
[G]And now the lights are going red
[C#]And all these stupid little thoughts
[C]start swimming through my head
[A]Th[G]e girl in front's doing her lippy in the mirror there
[C#]A w[C]ide boy cruises up and he stops just to have a stare
[A]Me[G]anwhile the girl behind him's had enough and starts to beep
[C#]Sti[C]cks her finger out the window and starts shouting things
[A]On[G] the other side of the road two cars have had a prang
[C#]And in the middle of all this
[C]I'm just trying to stay calm

[C#] [C]

[A]Co[C#]s who'd have thought you could have so much fun
[F#]Staring at two red lights
[E]Wishing that you had a gun
[A]Oh[C#] it wasn't supposed to turn out like this
[F#]I only popped out for a banana milkshake
[E]An[D]d a supersized pack of chips
[D]It wasn't supposed to turn out like this

[A] [G] [D] [C] x2

Cos now my back's really starting to ache
Yeah my eyes are getting heavy and I can't stay awake
The DJ on the radio's really starting to vex me
And if nobhead gets any closer then he's gonna scratch me
Cos I can feel the pressure rising, like that film, falling down
The light's are green brainchild, what you waiting for?
Cruising around in your X5 Jeep with your 20" rims
And your cream leather seats
With your starbucks in one hand and your 6310 in the other
Whats your problem, you stupid mother?

[C#] [C]

e -----------------|----------|----------|
B --------8-8-8----|----------|----------|
G -------------9-7-|----------|--8~-7~---|
D -7---------------|--x3 then-|----------|
A -7---------------|----------|----------|
E -5-x8------------|----------|----------|

[A]Cos now my blood pressures up and my eyes have gone red
I've got rage on the brain, I need to get myself set
There's a policeman on the corner I think he's seen me on the phone
What's that? 3 points, 60 quid! I should have stayed at home

(played slowly with full chords at the top of the neck, i.e: A C

End on A